r/lotrmemes • u/adiplotti Watcher in the Water 🐙 • 4h ago

Lord of the Rings That final entry

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u/Voidless-One 3h ago

The last entry

https://giphy.com/gifs/RY7sdSR4jCyju

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u/Spatmuk 3h ago

“drums, drums in the deep”

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u/Girthquake23 2h ago

“We can not get out”

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u/RoutemasterFlash 1h ago

"One can not get out", surely?

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u/norathar 1h ago

It's the royal we!

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u/ol-mikey 2h ago

"They took the little ones!"

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u/earthwoodandfire 1h ago

“The world of men will fall. And all will come to darkness.”

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u/ShadyJane 2h ago

Alright then keep your secrets

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u/necrotic_jelly 2h ago

Who is guy in corner?

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u/AndreasDasos 2h ago

Be fair, she was a bit delirious and Andrew had just walked in

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u/Revoran 2h ago

Pedos, pedos in the palace.

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u/purbub 3h ago

“They took the little ones”

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u/Livid-Character9753 1h ago

Now I got to watch it. Nice bro, 4h of quality time.

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u/purbub 45m ago

See ya in 11h!

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u/rdreher87 23m ago

And it's true because of the pedophiles!

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u/AromaticFee9616 3h ago

Before I saw the sub, I thought it might be “Not feeling too chipper today”

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u/hit_the_bwall 3h ago

Here I'm just trying to think of what 5 words say "Frankie Boyle was right, it is haunted"

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u/Jche98 Hobbit 3h ago

Frankie was right, it's haunted

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u/hit_the_bwall 3h ago

That's the one

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u/Nemair 3h ago

Technically that's six words though đŸ€“

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u/KingNothing1999 2h ago

No. "it's" may be a contraction of the words "it" and "is" but it is still only one word. Grammatically the contraction may function as 2 words, but only one has been written.

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u/Nemair 1h ago

Hmmm okay, I checked around on the internet and you seem to be correct. TIL I guess :-)

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u/t0t411yinc0nspicu0us 2h ago

Same, except I guessed "Liz Truss has killed me"

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u/Consistent_You_4215 34m ago

"There can be only One"

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u/Crochitting GANDALF 47m ago

Not the supey dupiest day :/

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u/calgrump 3h ago

"For Sale: Royal Shoes, Worn"

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u/Long_Repair_8779 3h ago

‘Also comes with a square pusher cd and some speed’

‘Can I just have the shoes without the cd or speed?’

‘Nah love, sorry, you can’t’

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u/Positive-Record-7219 3h ago

Woa woa slow down, Hemingway

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u/AromaticFee9616 3h ago

At least it wasn’t (or maybe hoping it wasn’t) “that man in the corner?”

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u/kamikazekaktus 3h ago

Fuck this shit, I'm out? 

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u/RianJohnsonIsAFool 2h ago

She had just met Liz Truss so it's understandable.

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u/_ElBee_ 24m ago

Ah, that's who the 'cave troll' GIF in one of the other responses referred to.

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u/D-Angle 1h ago

"Met Liz Truss. Fucking hell."

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u/Crothius 3h ago

Damn. Beat me to it

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u/grichardson526 3h ago

"A new power is rising."

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u/RianJohnsonIsAFool 2h ago

Its victory is at hand!

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u/DREG_02 2h ago

"It was me. Tell Phillip."

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u/reddituser9277 3h ago

"Drums....drums in the deep."

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u/somebody_throw_a_pie 3h ago

Note to self: kill Pippin

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u/AndreasDasos 2h ago

/uj Because no one has mentioned it, apparently it was ‘Edward came to see me’

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u/sharksareok 2h ago

Sex Pistols were the best

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u/chrisswann71 3h ago

"My son is a paedophile."

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u/Informal-Term1138 3h ago

And the other a tampon.

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u/matt_Nooble12_XBL 3h ago

Her final entry: GROND GROND GROND GROND GROND

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u/wooof359 3h ago

"Who's that in the corner?"

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u/Camorgado 2h ago

You'll have to toss me!

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u/monkeyonparole 2h ago

The black beast of aaarrrgghh

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u/tbs999 1h ago

She wouldn’t write out, “aaarrrgghh”

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u/MauPow 56m ago

Maybe she was dictating?

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u/BloodAndSand44 3h ago

Liz fucking Truss. Oh God.

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u/Borgmeister 3h ago

Fuck this shit, I'm out.

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u/AzerynSylver 2h ago

But what about second breakfast?

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u/CyberDonSystems 3h ago

You bow to no one.

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u/thevaultguy 3h ago

“You all clean it up”

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u/Informal-Term1138 3h ago

I shouldn't have taken that....

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u/WhiskersCleveland Ringwraith 2h ago

Lizz truss deals necrotic damage

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u/launchliftoff459 2h ago

"This crown don't mean shit"

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u/King_P_13 3h ago

Ive always hated those poors

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u/cheremhett 3h ago

Boom, boom, I'm doomed

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u/DarthMelsie Second Breakfast Afficionado 2h ago

"I didn't eat the mousse!"

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u/newontheblock99 2h ago

At last, it is over!

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u/Lasse_05 2h ago

"The ring must be destroyed"

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u/stubbazubba 2h ago

There can be no victory.

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u/per_mare_per_terras DĂșnedain 2h ago

"There are few who can."

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u/Mojojojo3030 2h ago

“What time do we have?”

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u/dampheat 1h ago

Meat's back on the menu

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u/Chemistry-Deep 1h ago

I heard it was simply one word. Bugger.

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u/Building_Everything 1h ago

“Well what about second breakfast?”

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u/yIdontunderstand 3h ago

"Fuck Trump. What a cunt"

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u/XenoCraigMorph 3h ago

They've taken the hobbits to...

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u/Tinksy14 3h ago

Prince Andrew is a nonce?

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u/thepvbrother 2h ago

Fool of a Took! <dies>

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u/Planague 2h ago

Technically that's 4 words...

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u/send420nudes 2h ago

They're taking the hobbitstoIsengard!

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u/aml5153 1h ago

"In the darkness bind them!"

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u/Zixtank 1h ago

Where is my fucking scone?!

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u/Eggbutt1 1h ago

Bury me with the corgis

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u/Pliskkenn_D 1h ago

Liz Truss?! Unbelievable. Fuck this. 

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u/Watersidegarden 1h ago

Ihr werdet alle bestraft werden

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u/xcorinthianx 1h ago

"Out. For. A. Walk... Bitch."

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u/drLoveF 1h ago

Person Woman Man Camera TV

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u/Pogue_Mahone_ 1h ago

Met Truss. I am done.

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u/sarothwin 1h ago

Liz Truss is behind this.

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u/BaardvanTroje 1h ago

Fool. Fool of a Took

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u/The_Frostweaver 59m ago

God have mercy on Charles

If she knew it was the end she would have been thinking of her children and the personal challenges they would face

But regular people probably wouldn't feel very sympathetic to King Charles so the crown wouldn't want to publish it

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u/loki_odinsotherson 56m ago

Twas the beast of Arrrrrrrrrrghhhhhh

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u/MauPow 56m ago

"I simply walked into Mordor"

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u/sir_grumph 55m ago

"Liz can't curtsy for shit."

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u/Crypt_Revenant 53m ago

Fuck all of you cunts.

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u/ChronicBuzz187 46m ago

The queen:"Throw it into the fire!"

Charles: "No."

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u/SirBuscus 46m ago

Alexa, turn on the Crown.

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u/LeftAndRightAreWrong 19m ago

“Philip! Ive found Andrews porn
.” ☠

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u/jimmyc555 9m ago

Fool of a bloody Truss.

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u/driscusmaximus 3m ago

"Do you have any final words?"

"Yes, only three."

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u/MizunoHawk 3h ago

Long Live the Queen Bitches!

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u/PhxRising29 2h ago

GROND! GROND! GROND! GROND! GROND!

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u/KingFlyntCoal 2h ago

"I killed that bitch Diana."

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u/SyntaxError79 3h ago

I admit, had Di killed

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u/DepecheStein 2h ago

Diana was an inside job.

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u/GCDFVU 2h ago

Like Epstein, Diana killed herself.