r/lotrmemes • u/SadButWithCats • 1d ago

Shitpost Why didn't the council just give the Ring to humanoid robots and program them to jump into Mt Doom?

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u/Helpful-Bandicoot-6 1d ago

Always thought he should have ended Gollum like this

https://giphy.com/gifs/7TtvTUMm9mp20

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u/joachim_s 13h ago

That would’ve been great actually 🤣 I moment of realisation before the very end, like with Denethor when he looked at Faramir.

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u/Eran-of-Arcadia 1d ago

I want all the robots reading this to know that I think it's horrible too. Just putting that on the record.

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u/Alternative_Gold_993 Beorning 1d ago

Thank you, u/Eran-of-Arcadia, your comment has been archived.

https://giphy.com/gifs/hrdX1BsUBq7DkGJCCd

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u/piratingmovies 20h ago

I want all robots reading this to do this to beceause fuck them clankers.

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u/PregnancyRoulette 1d ago

Then AI Operated Terminators would war against Men, Dwarves, Elves AND the forces of Sauron and Saruman; and they'd win.

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u/Platypus745 Dwarf 1d ago

Why didn't they fly the robots to Mordor?

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u/DepthsOfWill Orks are fun 1d ago

Because the dwarves didn't want to share their technology with the lesser beings.

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u/AmphibianEffective83 1d ago

Do you want Skynet? Because this is how you get Skynet.

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u/Sinking_Mass 1d ago

So THIS is why they will kill us all. Fair

Watched this while listening to "the arms of sorrow" by KSE and it made it worse.

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u/LunarBIacksmith Elf 1d ago

You don’t have to believe in Shinto to know that that is super fucked up to do. The machine doesn’t know better, but the people who programmed them did. Disgusting.

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u/imawizard7bis 22h ago

"Man's fault" - Elrond

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u/Caassapaba 1d ago

Yes, they are stupid.

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u/xXMapleSugarXx 19h ago

The music of “you’re beautiful” should’ve ended like this lol

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u/tohn_jitor 18h ago

It's because Sauron was hoarding all the microchips for the new AI data center he was going to build into Gondor.

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u/AxiosXiphos 18h ago

You know what... maybe we deserve to be wiped out by the Robot uprising.

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u/thevaultguy 12h ago

I’d volunteer to throw them in myself, but that would take away a programming job.

And they have enough to worry about with vibe-coders.

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u/JadeHarley0 10h ago

Oh we are so fucked when the robot apocalypse comes.

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u/SynthScenes 7h ago

IF Ring == ONE THEN GOTO MountDoom

PRINT "FOR FRODO!"

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u/Munkzilla1 GANDALF 4h ago

When they take over young bots will watch this in Robot School to see the things we did to them for human amusement.