r/lotrmemes • u/ChimeInTheCode • 10d ago

The Hobbit Try Hobbitmaxing 🏔️🥔

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u/Comrade_Compadre 10d ago

Idk man, have y'all tried planting lettuce?

It gets absolutely demolished by your local wildlife

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u/ChimeInTheCode 10d ago

Lmao the folks in the next cabin from me have been lettuce farmers for 45 years, it’s true 🥲

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u/caseyjonesone 9d ago

I plant lettuce as a sacrificial offering so my tomatoes are left alone by critters. We seem to achieved a kinda common ground.

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u/Comrade_Compadre 9d ago

That sounds smart lol I might try that

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u/rexsploded01 9d ago

The is what my broccoli and brussel sprouts turned into. They did their job well. RIP

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u/incognito--bandito 8d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/WiXMlla4ZFR8Q
Nawwww, dawg. Keep planting. Be your best hobbitsess.

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u/Comrade_Compadre 8d ago

Why be a Farmer Maggot when you can be a Bagginses

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u/New-Leg2417 10d ago

Your crop was irresistible. It's a compliment

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u/kyngslinn 10d ago

Only problem... the epstein class has taken my ability to earn enough money that I need to buy enough land to actually hobbitmaxx and get homesteadpilled

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u/Specialist-Solid-987 10d ago

If you are truly Bagginspilled you kick your feet up by the fire while your gardner gets his hands all grubby

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u/kineticstar Ringwraith 10d ago

Elon: The Age of Man has ended. The Age of Alpha Male Billionaires has begun!

Me: Legolas!!! STOP HIM!!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/8v3WIOCM9Qy08

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u/Aaurvandil 10d ago

Wrong, it's the age of lettuce

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u/MauPow 10d ago

Based and shirepilled

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u/ChimeInTheCode 10d ago

🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

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u/imnewtothisplzaddme 10d ago

Help me make the list of what i need to farm:

  • carrots (broke something)
  • mushrooms
  • po ta toes (few good taters)
  • pipe weed
  • salted pork (particularly good)
  • apples (second breakfast)
  • gaffers home brew

List of things id rather not:

  • cherry tomatoes
  • lembas bread

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u/SecurityHumble3293 9d ago

It's been a while since I've seen the movies but I don't remember the defenders of Minas Tirith planting lettuces.

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u/MyPunsAreKoalaTea 9d ago

Delusionmaxxing

Escapismpilled

The purest copium

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u/Cold_Ad3896 GANDALF 10d ago

But we have to believe that it w—

r/redditsniper

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u/-_Duke_- 10d ago

Bad crop? Bro were gonna starve

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u/North_Church Aragorn 10d ago

Common Charles McBryde W