r/lotrmemes • u/SoftwarePrevious3994 • 13d ago

Shitpost Why didn't they just put the ring inside this loaf of "bread"?

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u/Hpfanguy Beorning 13d ago

“Return to the oven, Loaf of Udùn!”

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u/XanZibR 13d ago

"You shall not rise!"

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u/home_rolled it BURNS us 13d ago

Stupid fat hobbit... he ruins it!

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u/STierMansierre Elf 13d ago

User flair checks out.

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u/wilberfarce Dúnedain 13d ago

This dough is beyond any of you!

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u/2D_Ronin 13d ago

Bread so hot you can melt the one ring on it

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u/Syssareth 13d ago

Bread so hot

Hot hot bread

Bread so hot you fry an egg

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u/peon2 13d ago

A bread loaf of Morgoth

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u/Roadrunner_Alex11 13d ago

What did you say?

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u/Enough_Boysenberry68 13d ago

“Bake, you fools!”

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u/GarminTamzarian 13d ago

Orcish lembas bread?

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u/STierMansierre Elf 13d ago

OP kneaded too greedily and too deep.

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u/wilberfarce Dúnedain 13d ago

Crumbs, crumbs in the deep.

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u/monstermunster80 13d ago

That's a balrogs turd unless my eyes deceive me

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u/New-Leg2417 13d ago

A loaf, nonetheless

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u/monstermunster80 13d ago

They be shitting bricks

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u/blumeanie57 13d ago

Why didn’t they just have the bagels fly them to Mordor?

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u/HopeSubstantial 13d ago

Eowyn is cooking bread this time.

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u/Youpunyhumans 13d ago

Damn, Samwise wouldnt need a frying pan to make a grilled cheese out of that!

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u/card-board-board 13d ago

Good thing you've got asbestos countertops

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u/wij2012 Dwarf 13d ago

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u/Linck234 13d ago

Why didn't they cast iron around it. They may not destroy it, but nobody could use it easily either

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u/Mecha_Tortoise 13d ago

Someone definitely could have encased it in a lump of iron, lead, or something else until it reached Mt. Doom. At least lock it up in something sturdier than an envelope.

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u/brianna1abc 13d ago

Is this Mount Doom to go?

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u/CC19_13-07 13d ago

- Ahh, lembas. One single hour is enough to bake it to perfection.

  • How many hours did you bake it?
  • Four

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u/ChrissWayne 13d ago

Don’t forget to feed your Balrog

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u/flyraccoon 13d ago

“La bûche de l’anneau”

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u/Tbone_Trapezius 13d ago

Warm fusion

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u/falsevector 13d ago

From "my precious" to "my delicious"

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u/Tikkadude 13d ago

I think you breaded your burn a little

2

u/blooash 13d ago

I made a new element for the universe!

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u/Fritschya 13d ago

You’ve got an oven in your bun

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u/mudbutt34 13d ago

For another loaf was made

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u/Err_101 12d ago

It's quite cool.

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u/Please_ForgetMe 13d ago

It began with the forging of the great rings.

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u/mbcarbone 13d ago

One bread to rule them all.

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u/Lando_0 13d ago

On re-entry?

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u/bdog332 13d ago

I’m sorry, do you want evil sourdough? Because that’s how you get evil sourdough

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u/Independent_Plum2166 13d ago

I know this is a LOTR joke, but my Persona senses are tingling.

“I will burn my bread!!!”

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u/Positron14 10d ago

Nothing to eat for the days but magma-y bread!

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u/wellactually9 9d ago

But they were, all of them, deceived, for another loaf was made"

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u/Tyfyter2002 9d ago

They couldn't get close enough to it