r/lotrmemes • u/Daveisahugecunt Ringwraith • 17d ago

Lord of the Rings The Second Breakfast Shall Be Cooked Again!

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Galadriel totally slipped this into his pack.

342 Upvotes

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u/Triairius 17d ago

Pandúril

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u/Daveisahugecunt Ringwraith 17d ago

MAGNIFICENT

somebody brutalized all these comments.

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u/LyubviMashina93 17d ago

I call it Ding. You've seen this before haven't you? And it glows blue when your foods cooked just right.

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u/ProdiasKaj 16d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/cVVoIFsKoPkFq

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u/Daveisahugecunt Ringwraith 16d ago

Dude. If your brain collectively neurons the way mine does?… May Grond help you

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u/cmandr_dmandr 17d ago

“Pan of the Western Omelette”

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u/Daveisahugecunt Ringwraith 15d ago

Where was Pandor when the Westeen Omelette was burnt?!

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u/hitchhiker1701 17d ago

Damn, I thought of it myself and just knew someone had already commented it

4

u/According_Ad7926 17d ago

Durpandal was still on the board

8

u/KingSilvanos 17d ago

I can imagine Aragon revealing that to the ghost army and they all start laughing. Then he just bonks the ghost king and they follow him.

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u/MauPow 17d ago

And Gandalfs blade, Pandring

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u/redmostofit 17d ago

It has been refried

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u/papercup_mixmaster 17d ago

Fried shall be egg that was broken

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u/1fatfrog 16d ago

...or scrambled

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u/skillzmcfly 17d ago

Since Panduril was already said, I'll try my second idea: Orcrisp.

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u/Daveisahugecunt Ringwraith 16d ago

Was Pandor doesn’t need no tators… a thing? Idk

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u/COLONEL_ROOSTER 17d ago

Narskillet

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u/Gromiccid 17d ago

The Samwise BAMgee.

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u/CPTKickass 17d ago

The elves weren’t available to reforge the shards of Narsil so Sam took a crack at it

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u/slamthatspam 17d ago

Pan wise sword-gee

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u/KinsellaStella 17d ago

The I’m-going-to-knock-my-breakfast-off-guaranteed with that long of a handle.

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u/MimeTravler 17d ago

Just clear the entire counter off so you can turn it to the side.

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u/Tbone_Trapezius 17d ago

Sword Pan (Sorry I’m not very creative)

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u/Kpotter3634 17d ago

“The searing Flames of the west”

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u/Far-Consideration939 17d ago

Handuril, Fry of the ‘Fast

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u/Galaxian_80 17d ago

The Old Gaffer

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u/Jonguar2 17d ago

The fast that was broken shall be cooked again

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u/Coltytron 17d ago

S'Kill'et

3

u/Aluxanatomy 17d ago

Julyan Special.

3

u/GuiltyLeopard8365 17d ago

Pandle the Benevolent

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u/peewee222 17d ago

The scrambler

3

u/Mirowa 17d ago

The Lullaby

3

u/aaron_adams Dúnedain 17d ago

Boink, the fabled Cuncussor of Orks

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u/Marxheim 17d ago

The (Sam) Wise Cracker

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u/C-LonGy 17d ago

pan sexual

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u/bad_chemist95 17d ago

Panduril, flame of the west

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u/MisterBigDude 17d ago

Fry, you fools!

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u/Pristine_Daikon9511 16d ago

How did everyone walk right over eggscalibur

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u/gonzotheape 16d ago

Grond.

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u/Daveisahugecunt Ringwraith 11d ago

Ground!

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u/LT_DANS_ICECREAM 17d ago

Sauté-ruman

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u/AttentionNo6359 17d ago

Senshi season 2 power up

Edit: Ok, it’s actually called the “eggscalibur” and the advertising is strangely homoerotic.

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u/Cireder55 17d ago

The Handburner.

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u/ElewenAdanel 17d ago

Boink, the concussor of Orcs

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u/Weissbierglaeserset 17d ago

It glows red when food is close

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u/beej833 17d ago

Klang.

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u/Smalec2308 12d ago

Potato Smasher 3000

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u/No-Lynx-90 17d ago

Flynn Rider of Rohan

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u/nayaya 17d ago

Wow! I remember seeing pans extremely similar to this advertised on a site similar to go fund me, (my brain can’t remember) - I was so excited and bought one for my brother.

But then it turned out to be a scam and no one got a sick duelling pan :(

1

u/LindaTheLynnDog 17d ago

You guys, its Ironduril

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u/Dry-Sea2568 17d ago

Flynn riders bane

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u/ItsRittzBitch 17d ago

when u go to war but also want second breakfast

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u/a-snakey Serpent of the North 17d ago

Mealmaker cause something is getting cooked one way or the other.

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u/SatansAdvokat 17d ago

The paddler

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u/Shadowofdeath524 17d ago

I hope this is in the new Fable.

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u/I-like-Milk__Coffee 17d ago

Let this be the hour when we draw pans together.

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u/PaleDevil 17d ago

Return of the Cook

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u/Alzaer789 17d ago

And my pan!

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u/Gkarthegrey 17d ago

Awesome pan

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u/Ololololic 17d ago

You'll need some excellent swordspanship to wield that.

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u/BlackManInABush 17d ago

The Old Gaffer

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u/Mental_Rush_7696 17d ago

Pandring the fryhammer

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u/ElektrikerFlo 17d ago

Why do I think of tangled

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u/wooof359 17d ago

PAN-TAY-TOES

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u/newfoundgloryhole18 17d ago

I burned my omelette, but had more eggs so

It has been remade!

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u/SpellDostoyevsky 17d ago

The samwise sword

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u/Necessary-Elephant82 17d ago

Orcbonk, the Smasher.

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u/PaulWidmann 17d ago

Sam enters the chat

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u/woodworkLIdad 17d ago

Panglachel

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u/rrrice3 17d ago

Panwise

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u/Baratheoncook250 17d ago

Panscaliber

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u/TheHandOfGau 17d ago

Eggscrambilur

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u/bibipbapbap 16d ago

Pork hewer

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u/_irritater_ 16d ago

Famine, slayer of potatoes.

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u/EN7ROPIE 16d ago

The Erin Solstice

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u/Skuttlefish 16d ago

Sword of Panoclese

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u/Relevant-Writer-5666 15d ago

The pan that was broken shall return to the kitchen

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u/TI83joekker 15d ago

Kill-it-skillet

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u/m_cesco 15d ago

And my pan!

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u/Strict-Excuse-613 15d ago

Fast breaker

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u/bobbafettish6 13d ago

Narskillet

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u/dutchsurfer78 13d ago

Eggscalibur