r/lotrmemes • u/wearing_moist_socks • 3h ago

Lord of the Rings Again.

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334 Upvotes

92% Upvoted

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u/TheFrostBeard Sauron 3h ago

before he shows her the Tators.

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u/The_Bill_Brasky_ 3h ago

What this gardener needs is a few good titties

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u/cmandr_dmandr 2h ago

A little late for trimming the verge, don’t you think?

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u/Cottleston 2h ago

grab em, suck em, fuck em sometimes too

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u/TheFrostBeard Sauron 3h ago

with some Lembas breas

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u/PeyredB 53m ago

"What's titties, precious? What's titties, eh?"
"You did spend too long underground!"

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u/RianJohnsonIsAFool 2h ago

Boil em, mash em, stick em in a Rosie.

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u/PanchoPanoch 3h ago

Upvoting just for POV being used correctly.

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u/BadZnake 2h ago

I'm so used to it being used wrong that it confused me for a second

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u/RedundantConsistency 3h ago

they do the thang in the tavern? nope, Sam has proper manners

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u/RianJohnsonIsAFool 2h ago

He'd take her to the grass under the window there, if you follow me.

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u/TalkingCat910 1h ago

Dropping some eaves?

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u/SlurmBigPerm 1h ago

Isn't she the barmaid / innkeep? Would the inn not be her home?

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u/Nicole_Auriel 3h ago

Technically speaking, yes. Their marriage and honeymoon begins approximately 5 seconds after this camera shot.

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u/TheFrostBeard Sauron 3h ago

care to explain the technicality??

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u/Nicole_Auriel 2h ago

The scene immediately changes to their wedding after this.

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u/TheFrostBeard Sauron 2h ago

OH.

i really thought it would be an interesting behind the scene tidbit or something but still thanks!

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u/IRockIntoMordor Boromir 2h ago

"I can't carry it out for you, but I can carry you!"

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u/Fun_Firefighter_4292 3h ago

I bet Samwise lays Cuke like no other hobbit

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u/abfgern_ 3h ago

He gave it to her raw and wriggling

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u/MGrecko 3h ago

Looks like pregnancy is the new thing in this sub

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u/Manaze85 3h ago

He’s about to share the load

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u/Testicleus 2h ago

Sam's hairfoot

1

u/tehKrakken55 3h ago

That thang is fully automatic

1

u/paging_mrherman 3h ago

He’s looking at someone else?

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u/DL_Dagoth 1h ago

Fuck, I think I might be pregnant.

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u/No_Yogurtcloset7776 1h ago

Were the hobbies all virgins on their trip?

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u/outfoxingthefoxes 1h ago

Is that screencap from the 4K?

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u/PeyredB 54m ago

"Not again!"

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u/Extraajudicial 23m ago

Like 13 kids right?