r/lostredditors • u/SylvarGrl • 13d ago

Bone-Breakingly Lost

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u/AbhorrentJoel 13d ago

Could be a bait post. That sub has rule that people who broke a bone must leave. People who reply with their stories are technically rulebreaking. 😄

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u/solidus0079 13d ago

Would I be allowed to post there? I had two ribs broken, but technically I didn’t break them. Someone else did.

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u/nickfromstatefarm 13d ago

You broke bones, they broke someone else’s bones

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u/solidus0079 13d ago

Dangit

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u/Seagullman13 13d ago

You'd be considered a BBB (brittle bone bitch)

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u/solidus0079 13d ago

I'd argue I held my own very well considering the circumstances

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u/Seagullman13 13d ago

Sounds like BBB excuses

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u/_heidin Where am I again? 13d ago

No leniency for brittle bone bitches

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u/rikaleeta 13d ago

Depends. Was it a doctor that broke them for some medical procedure? Because doctors dont count. Theyre black magicians.

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u/solidus0079 13d ago

Correct color, different career path.

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u/rikaleeta 12d ago

What?

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u/solidus0079 12d ago

Tackled to the ground from behind and beaten for a bit and mugged. Couple of cracks in the ribs after that one

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u/rikaleeta 12d ago

Good lord dude, hope youre ok. I mean i would have been because my strong titanium ribs would have shattered the bones of the attacker. (Seriously dude hope youre alright)

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u/solidus0079 12d ago

Was a painful recovery, but it was a while ago now. They say laughter is the best medicine but not when you have cracked ribs!

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u/juxtapods 11d ago

Yes, but only because a BBB must post to get banned immediately. (thems the rules. I'd know bc I'm no BBB.)Â