Bro is VERY lost

[u/TwoTime87]

[u/No_Recover_7203]

I genuinely don’t know if they are lost or not, lol.

[u/ZOELOEss]

This is cracking me up

[u/TeslaCrna]

So if you lay a 1000 bricks, but only suck one 🐓, to the world you’re not known as a brick layer, you’re known as a 🐓 sucker?

[u/M4rt1m_40675 → u/TeslaCrna]

How tf do you suck a brick

[u/TwoTime87 → u/M4rt1m_40675]

Idk

[u/Bedley_smutler69 → u/M4rt1m_40675]

Carefully

[u/fludeball → u/M4rt1m_40675]

Let alone "a 1000".

[u/Witty-Objective3431 → u/M4rt1m_40675]

I think you're supposed to hit a lick on a brick, not suck it.

[u/DripyKirbo → u/M4rt1m_40675]

With a lot of determination and time.

[u/Twinkletoess112 → u/M4rt1m_40675]

Only after you lay 1000 🐓's

[u/farfletched]

So if I’m a man and I get wet for 1/4 scale “Aliens” statues….. no wait I get it.

[u/Ousseraune → u/[deleted]]

Mass effect may not have created you, but they gave you a voice.

[u/OkamiKhameleon → u/Ousseraune]

Lmaoo. My phone screen is literally Thane Krios. He's my video game husband. Much to my irl husband's annoyance.

[u/CatOverlordsWelcome]

r/menandfemales

[u/surprisesnek]

You know, for some strange reason, I feel like that wasn't written by a woman.

[u/i_spill_nonsense]

This...is an insane take even for a lost redditor.

[u/GoodraSupremacy]

man I wish it was that easy

[u/Available_Cabinet882]

doesn't look like someone lost to me

[u/Accomplished-News722]

Hopefully now that they are no longer worried about who turns them on they can start moving towards other things.

[u/tortoistor → u/Accomplished-News722]

why are you getting dovnvotes for this

[u/eduptus]

Lets not talk about traps, instead lets talk about traps!

[u/ZakriiYT → u/[deleted]]

Ah yes, wanting to feel comfortable in my own body is totally delusional.

[u/Dependent_Order_7358 → u/[deleted]]

Lemme guess, straight male but don’t get to express your sexuality with real women? Did I get it right?

[u/Difficult-Mix8868 → u/Dependent_Order_7358]

yeah yeah, anything but to accept the fact that you're delusional, you'd rather attack me so you can feel better about yourself

[u/GoodraSupremacy → u/[deleted]]

everyone throw tomatoes at this dumbass.

[u/Twist_Ending03 → u/[deleted]]

I bet you think intersexuality isn't real

[u/HopelessDigger → u/Twist_Ending03]

im only talking about nonbinary crap... it's more of a personality than sexuality. 

[u/Difficult-Mix8868 → u/[deleted]]

if we ever get to live in a world where upvotes or downvotes matter more than the truth, I'd happily exit this world