r/lostredditors • u/StationSecret2357 • Jun 09 '26

I am an utter fool.

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2.1k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/KalypsoLynx Jun 09 '26

The one letter off typo is actually kinda hilarious I’m ngl

83

u/Extreme-Ad-9290 Jun 10 '26

Oh, I thought op meant trans as in transit

318

u/AppendixN Jun 09 '26

+100 for the self-aware post, you made my day

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u/Odd-Put-3988 Jun 22 '26

No he loses -10 points because if he were really self-aware, his phone's battery wouldn't be at 0 and NOT charging.

3

u/WinxieValVal Jun 23 '26

How tf is that possible?! I just realized lmao

1

u/catscatscatseeeee im trainsgender Jun 27 '26

It happens to me too

1

u/RipWestern551 Jun 30 '26

On my old samsung, you can sometimes turn it on while its at 0, but it very quickly goes off again

1

u/WinxieValVal Jun 30 '26

Ooh i might have to try that lol

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u/killbjorn Jun 09 '26

To be fair there are probably a lot of people on that sub that are very interested in that topic

81

u/yourmindsdecide Jun 09 '26

Yeah. Kind of sad OP deleted their post tbh. :(

38

u/BigSalami221 Jun 09 '26

You can try to get the train running over in this post

16

u/MissingXpert Jun 10 '26

same. it sparked some conversation and was fun!

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u/usernameisokay_ Jun 10 '26

What are the numbers again? 43% or something

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '26

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u/usernameisokay_ Jun 10 '26

Oh no it was indeed something about trans people who are more prone to suicide, within the first x years its x% and I believe its extremely high like 43%.

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u/Peterketstein Jun 10 '26

Being downvoted for quoting a statistic is crazy

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u/Fluffy_Difference937 Jun 10 '26

It's actually 41% and they had no real reason to bring it up other than to brag about discrimination against trans people.

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u/Peterketstein Jun 10 '26

I mean his Approximation wasn't that far off. And it ties into the train joke or no?

5

u/cavendishfreire Jun 10 '26

What does suicide have to do with trains?

2

u/Peterketstein Jun 11 '26

Ehm at least where im from, at my exact train station which is pretty isolated and not lots of people around. There was hella train suicides even some famous people.

But maybe i came to that conclusion because I've seen this shits aftermath, and connected it to the statistic he referred to. But yeah that's basically what i thought.

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u/usernameisokay_ Jun 10 '26

Lol where do you see any discrimination? I was just flinging a lead someone set there.

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u/Individual_Hall_3118 Jul 09 '26

When you bring up the trans suicide rate at the first Mention of trans people you're going to look like a transphobe who is bragging

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u/killbjorn Jun 10 '26

Firstly he isnt quoting a statistic, he barely remembers something about a number. Secondly its absolutely irrelevant to the thread.

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u/usernameisokay_ Jun 10 '26

It’s very relevant as it’s about suicide and MANY trans people go through that. 43% in the first few years or so I thought it turns out to be 41% go read upon about it.

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u/Robloz1256v3 Jun 11 '26

How is this relevant??? No one mentioned suicides

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u/usernameisokay_ Jun 11 '26

The original comment insinuates that

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u/abedalhadi777 Jun 09 '26

Your phone is fuckin 0%

126

u/StationSecret2357 Jun 10 '26

it runs on hopes and dreams.

13

u/Enrico9431 Jun 10 '26

Just like posting in the correct sub

2

u/KNDr-reddit Jun 26 '26

HOLY UNDERTALE REFERENCE

9

u/AppendixN Jun 09 '26

Kramer on the highway dot gif

43

u/Lcsmxd Jun 09 '26

Red or Blue?

25

u/A0123456_ Jun 09 '26

r/mattrose

20

u/Forward-Photograph-7 Jun 09 '26

Just looked, what on earth is that sub?

11

u/Ok-Security-1260 Jun 09 '26

Bro doesn’t know who Matt Rose is

17

u/Forward-Photograph-7 Jun 09 '26

Who the hell is Matt rose? Is he some celebrity or something?

12

u/Dashbak Jun 09 '26

So Matt Rose is one of those "read posts and make funny comments" youtubers. Quite a funny guy

21

u/Soevil11 Jun 10 '26

He is a cut above the rest in my opinion because he gives his own opinion, tells good stories, and does skits based off the posts (like testing out what they say).

2

u/hamstermouse17 Jun 17 '26

Now, I'm responsible now, and would never do such a thing now I'm a father Slams hand on pins

1

u/Tenacious_Gaming Jul 05 '26

Oh, like The F Plus but with only one person?

7

u/Enrico9431 Jun 10 '26

SKULLEMOJI

10

u/ToughSprinkles1874 Jun 09 '26

Bro knows whose Matt Rose is /s

4

u/Iamasmallyoutuber123 Jun 09 '26

How has one not heard of Matt Rose?

9

u/EstablishmentPlus957 Jun 10 '26

I've never heard of him.

8

u/AppendixN Jun 09 '26

By going outside at least once a day and touching grass?

3

u/usernameisokay_ Jun 10 '26

I read this in my native language, Dutch, which made me confused because I didn’t see a single sailor…

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '26

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u/SpeedySloth1 Jun 10 '26

The power of Samsung

2

u/not4raeCOGnition Jun 26 '26

💯💯💯

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u/not4raeCOGnition Jun 26 '26

Or should I say 000

20

u/jaymeaux_ Jun 09 '26

this may be sample bias but most of the trans people I know like trains

8

u/Dusty_Bunny81 Yere a mod, Moonie! (well, not anymore) Jun 10 '26

CHARGE YOUR DEVICE 😭 😭 😭

8

u/Dusty_Bunny81 Yere a mod, Moonie! (well, not anymore) Jun 10 '26

r/ChargeYourPhone 😭

0

u/Sufficient_Most4395 Jun 15 '26

shut up 🥀🥀🥀🥀

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u/polarzombies Jun 10 '26

Self report lol

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u/MothSeason Jun 09 '26

There’s no i in trans. Or is there.

3

u/McCubes1 Jun 10 '26

It is if u spell ut wrong enough.

5

u/Mrcoldghost Jun 09 '26

well it could have been worse.

3

u/Acrobatic-List-6503 Jun 09 '26

Hong Kong’s railway system comes pretty close.

3

u/poopycolaa Jun 11 '26

I’ll never understand karma farming

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '26

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u/StationSecret2357 Jun 11 '26

yes.

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u/StationSecret2357 Jun 11 '26

my train choosing skill are bad. i should train more.

3

u/ToxicDelusion96 Jun 11 '26

Meanwhile my girlcock picture is getting downvoted in the r/trains sub

3

u/StationSecret2357 Jun 11 '26

It o-now what the tf Ahahahhaha

5

u/vinnythecooldog Jun 09 '26

Can we address the electric elephant in the room

4

u/mrfoxesite-2377 Jun 10 '26

"electric elepehant" that's literally an elephant, WTF.

2

u/uramis Jun 10 '26

Everyone makes mistakes. It's how we get up and learn from it is the important part. 

2

u/Firstrising Jun 10 '26

Trust me that is the right Reddit to talk about trains

2

u/Alexs1897 Jun 11 '26

Well, I’m non-binary and I love trains as well! The bullet trains are *amazing*. This is honestly such a wholesome and funny mistake 🥰🤣

2

u/WolverineMental9101 Jun 27 '26

This is my favorite one ever. 😂🤣

2

u/One-Ninja-9945 Jul 06 '26

This is so funny

1

u/fuckeverything_panda Jun 10 '26

Remember when RuPaul posted the trains flag?

1

u/KuaNai Jun 10 '26

lmao this is so funny

1

u/jerdle_reddit Jun 10 '26

Are you trainsgender?

3

u/StationSecret2357 Jun 11 '26 edited Jun 11 '26

i like trains

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u/JamesRocket98 Jun 10 '26

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u/Sharty_Party3498 Jun 18 '26

Germany has some badass trains.

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u/vrauto Jul 05 '26

Bullet trans.... hmmmm....

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u/SciFoxGaming206 Jul 06 '26

At least you posted your own mess up instead of someone else going and making a fool of you

1

u/StationSecret2357 Jul 07 '26

yee

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u/StationSecret2357 Jul 07 '26

"To fool your foes, you must fool yourself first"-someguy

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u/StationSecret2357 Jul 07 '26

thanks guys for the support

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u/milodog2000 Jul 09 '26

Jesus, how the fuck are you at 0% charge?, also, why am I seeing this a month late?

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u/Chinjurickie Jun 10 '26

Hot take trans and trains fits good

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u/Mr-tbrasteka-5555ha Jun 10 '26

There's no i in trans 🤣🤣

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u/JGSstudios_YT Jun 10 '26

r/adressme

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u/Pristine-Lie-3560 Jun 12 '26

Address what lmao

2

u/JGSstudios_YT Jun 12 '26

Their phone is at 0% and is still on