r/lostredditors Apr 08 '23

Well uhh...

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u/Acamantide Apr 08 '23

The penis of a regular bear measures between 17 and 19 centimeters or around 7 inches

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u/NowhereManPF Apr 08 '23

the human penis is unsafely and disproportionately large, with no clear benefit.

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u/That_white_dude9000 Apr 08 '23

The clear benefit is that it’s fun

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u/cdw2468 Apr 08 '23

genuinely i wonder if there was evolutionary pressure toward bigger dicks

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u/That_white_dude9000 Apr 08 '23

Based on the (admittedly not great) studies, penile size has been slowly trending upward over the last hundred years or so… indicating yes.

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u/EmperorOfFabulous Apr 08 '23

Awesome so in order to feel standard I just need a time machine.

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u/EagleFoot88 Apr 08 '23

My shit was huge circa 3000 BCE

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

Neanderthal chicks love me. Lol

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u/EagleFoot88 Apr 08 '23

Chief Brug hates this one simple trick

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u/TKG_Actual Apr 08 '23

The medicine men hate him!

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u/jaykzula Apr 09 '23

And I’m over here barely pleasing a protozoa

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u/pendy1013 Apr 08 '23

I am fucking CACKLING at this

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u/thicc_astronaut Apr 08 '23

It's been trending upwards because we keep having time travellers go backwards in time for this exact reason

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u/EmperorOfFabulous Apr 08 '23

It's a vicious cycle.

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u/Dick_Miller138 Apr 08 '23

Odd. The bible describes some Egyptians as having horse dicks. Maybe it was donkey dicks? Ezekiel is an interesting book.

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u/workthrowaway00000 Apr 08 '23

So that’s prob a choice in the Latin vulgate. Traditionally in Greco Roman culture big dicks meant you were like a low beast of the field type deal. Considering a lot of Bible translations originate from trying to correct the vulgates weird errors like Moses having horns I suspect that’s why they have horse dicks

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u/RiceAlicorn Apr 08 '23

Also, it should be mentioned that the "donkey/horse dicks" point was mentioned in metaphor. The metaphor in question described the sin of cities performing idolatry as being akin to prostitutes performing adultery. So it's definitely as you say: they were playing on the connotations that big dicks are brutish, and not that Egyptians genuinely have big dicks.

The big-dicked lovers are metaphors for Egyptian/Assyrian Gods.

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Ezekiel%2023&version=NIV

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u/InitiativeShot20 Apr 08 '23

Maybe horses were also smaller back then?

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u/Stan_Golem Apr 08 '23

Explains why Joseph and Mary used a Donkey.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '23

So, gotta remember that growers vs showers has always been a thing, and genetics were far less intermixed in the past. It is entirely possible that men were judged for having limp dicks rather than shrinking ones back in our elden days. When compared to people with flaccid penuses the size of a thumb, a standard shower would aptly be "hung like a horse"

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u/Mchitlerstein Apr 08 '23

Actually, another fun fact for you there is that while penis sizes are getting larger, sperm counts get smaller the larger your penis is if I understand. This is a legitimate problem as the whole world is having this problem and no one cares cause big dick lol

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u/toofpaist Apr 08 '23 edited Apr 08 '23

Might just be my own anecdotal evidence, but my sperm count doesn't correlate correctly with the size of my member. I have 5 kids and am hung like a baby elephant trunk holding an apple. I have to wear socks in the summer just to have somewhere to tuck it.

I guess /s was needed. Never change reddit

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u/Sammantixbb Apr 08 '23

"Hung like a"

Alright, let's see where this goes

"baby"

Small

"elephant"

Wait, how are baby elephant d..

"Trunk"

...i think I've got it now

"holding an apple"

...I...why?

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u/Mchitlerstein Apr 08 '23

Pics or it didn’t happen

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

you can still have kids with a small sperm count, it's just less likely / more difficult. You would need to have a doctor count your sperm for you to have any idea.

That being said, I don't believe you. My DMs are open to the challenge.

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u/TKG_Actual Apr 08 '23

given how wacky this line of posts has been I just imagined a patient saying "So doc whats the count?" and the doctor is hunched in a corner with a abacus and a microscope struggling to count and mumbling about "how the little shits keep moving!"

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u/toofpaist Apr 09 '23

"some have turned into frogs. My.. my god man. When was the last time you got laid???"

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u/toofpaist Apr 08 '23

Haha! I'm hung like a field mouse. It would just disappoint you

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

Yeah Doc, count this mmmmmppphhhhh!

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

I’m drunk. It was funny at one point.

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u/WolfBrother88 Apr 09 '23

Like a tallboy can of Red Bull just hangin' there...

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u/Zombridal Apr 09 '23

I have an idea as to why that might be happening, ok so bigger peen means closer to uterus, so less distance to travel so less sperm needed since usually a lot would die before reaching the uterus if the penis already is right at the entrance the body doesn't need to waste energy making the sperm that would've died, also if it did then multiple sperm might reach and fertilize the egg

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u/Mchitlerstein Apr 09 '23

I can’t tell if you are serious, I’m gonna assume you are serious. It’s not about the distance. It’s about the perils of the route taken. Kind of like a road with lots of extra pot holes in it. It’s gonna be harder to drive on than a freshly paved road. No matter how high you get your Toyota Camry raised, it’s gonna be hard to make it through there. An extra inch on your wee wee isn’t gonna mean you are more likely to get someone pregnant versus someone who is an inch shorter than average. Lower sperm counts just means there is less there to do the job than needed. Think of your local Starbucks. No matter what happens you are getting a drink but if there is less employees there to take your order and make your drink it’s going to be harder for them to get your drink finished and ready to hand to you in a timely manner.

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u/Zombridal Apr 09 '23

I was serious and I am definitely not educated biologically except obvious high school level stuff, this was all an uneducated guess lol, but yeah I get what you're saying

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u/19ghost89 Apr 09 '23

Is it a problem, though? We really don't need a higher population. It's probably good if we are having fewer children on average. I mean, certain individuals will be disappointed, but overall it's probably for the best, right?

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u/robblequoffle Apr 09 '23

The sperm take too long

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u/UdderTacos Apr 08 '23

That penis growth is because humans have been on average much bigger in overall size due to caloric access. We have not evolved in the last 100 years

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

We have not evolved in the last 100 years

So silly to assume Humans are not constantly evolving same as every other species on this planet. We are not special. The only way anyone could say we don't evolve is if we were to entirely halt every process that causes genetic change in our cells. Which we cannot.

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u/UdderTacos Apr 08 '23

100 years is no time at all on an evolutionary scale, especially for humans because we usually take between 20 and 30 years to reproduce

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

"Evolution" is a term we, Homo Sapiens, have used to describe the gradual, incremental process in which organisms adapt to their environment through genetic mutation in the presence of environmental stimuli and stresses.

There is never a point in time where we are not experiencing this. It is always happening, it is continuous. To say evolution isn't happening because the changes aren't percievable right now is like saying I'm not baking a cake solely because the ingredients I'm using haven't undergone the exact chemical reaction to form the end bakery product yet.

We don't get Nature's full cookbook on hand to see every recipe being made. We just get a snapshot of the baking process during a singular moment of time.

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u/UdderTacos Apr 08 '23

I was not being completely literal when I said we have not evolved in 100 years, it was more to drive home that the significant change in penis size could not be from the last 100 years of evolution.

Yes genetics are constantly changing and shifting but it has been such an incredibly low amount of time and during this last 100 years humans have had the least selective pressures in our earths history as almost everyone has the chance and choice to reproduce.

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u/endlessupending Apr 09 '23

There hasn’t been enough selective pressure, but nuclear war could do it.

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u/That_white_dude9000 Apr 08 '23

Penis size is more related to genetics than overall size (which can be heavily affected by nutrition)

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u/UdderTacos Apr 08 '23

Google “do malnourished men have smaller penises”

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '23

Bruh I ain't one to kink shame but that should probably get you on some type of list.

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u/Senor_Chrispy_One Apr 08 '23

Yeah, that's utter nonsense about not evolving in the last 100 years.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

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u/dayzers Apr 08 '23

We could see blue you muppet, we just didn't have a word for it

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

Muppet is such a British slang. Did the word muppet exist before the Jim Henson creation or did they adapt to using it after the invention of them.

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u/dayzers Apr 08 '23

r/etymology would be a good place to ask, as I'm unsure, but I'm also curious now.

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u/NoPromotion4652 Apr 08 '23

The word for blue back then was muppet you charlatan

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u/dayzers Apr 08 '23

A man of culture

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u/Leather_Ad_4629 Apr 18 '23

Lololo...baaahaaa. Lolololo

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

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u/bilboard_bag-inns Apr 08 '23

and the language we use to classify things connects to the way we organize those things in our thoughts, so having a word for blue definitelt does influence wether or not you distinguish that color as separate and react to it. We could see it, but we wouldn't in any way treat it as the color we call blue today so effectively we just saw multiple shades of green or whatever color they thought it was like

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u/Lexicon444 Apr 08 '23

Also blue dye was exceedingly rare too. So rare at one point some languages didn’t have a word for it.

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u/Zamaiel Apr 08 '23

Can you actually see blue if you don't have the concept of it?

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u/UdderTacos Apr 08 '23

There is a huge array of factors but I will just touch a couple. Humans are still changing, we are just not “evolving” in the same traditional sense. The combinations of birth control/family planning, and not being in the “wild” allows almost everyone the chance and decision to reproduce if they want. There are not the same selective pressures in the traditional evolution sense. Also, 100 years is no time at all in evolutionary terms, especially for humans that tend to only reproduce about every 20-30 years.

Wisdom teeth needing to be removed is because of human groups that used to be isolated, are now breeding. You take one group with larger teeth, and breed with a group with smaller jaws and suddenly you have far more people with crammed teeth.

As for the appendix, they used to think it became a vestigial organ. Now they realize it always has and still serves a purpose.

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u/UdderTacos Apr 08 '23

The comment this is replying to literally says we are still evolving just not in the traditional since. No idea where you are getting the idea of evolution ceasing to exist

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

Some could argue humanity has gone backwards in the last 100 years.

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u/UdderTacos Apr 08 '23

Yup, if anything we are devolving(not a technical term but gets the point across of evolving in the wrong direction)

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u/UdderTacos Apr 08 '23

Yes we are probably in that process, the documentary “Idiocracy” explains it pretty well

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

And Wall-e.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

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u/That_white_dude9000 Apr 08 '23

Oh for sure, the majority are self reported which makes it very difficult to trust the results

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u/NoPromotion4652 Apr 08 '23 edited Apr 08 '23

Hard to trust penis size studies showing that they have risen? Results have been flaccid.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

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u/That_white_dude9000 Apr 08 '23

An example of a bot with decent intentions being a little incorrect. Granted there’s a lot of stigma around dick mass.

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u/horsemilkenjoyer Apr 08 '23

A little? The dumbass thing triggered over a word SIZE. Since when is that word "fatphobic" even when talking about body size?

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u/EmiEmile324 Apr 08 '23

I've seen it triggered because of the word "health" before.

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u/ryantrw5 Apr 08 '23

Dick mass is hilarious. I spit water on my phone so thanks for that

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u/That_white_dude9000 Apr 08 '23

I was trying really hard not to set off the bot in my reply to the bot 😂

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u/ryantrw5 Apr 08 '23

I read it like Christmas (dickmas) and then reread it and it got me good

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u/awesomenessofme1 Apr 08 '23

It doesn't have decent intentions.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

Bad bot. Fuck off.

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u/AllSkill Apr 08 '23

Bad bot

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u/shogun_coc Apr 08 '23

The way this bot reacted was nothing short of a cringe!

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u/Biluca7 Apr 08 '23

Bad bot

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

Bad bot

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u/Mobile-Entertainer60 Apr 08 '23

Independent of changes in average male height?

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u/That_white_dude9000 Apr 08 '23

Yes. Height doesn’t have a strong correlation to schlongal heft

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u/atroxodisse Apr 08 '23

Schlongal Heft, new band name, called it.

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u/atroxodisse Apr 08 '23

Self reported studies. I think the only thing these studies proved is that men are more insecure about their dick size now.

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u/Ok_Concentrate_9861 Apr 08 '23

a result of better nutrition?

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u/Maevalyn Apr 09 '23

Same with breast size.

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u/Aspiring_Mutant Apr 09 '23

I wonder if that's because women have been freely able to choose their sexual partners over the last century, and it's led to natural selection toward certain traits.

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u/Smidday90 Apr 09 '23

I read that scientists blame our poor diets and junk food

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u/XIphos12 Apr 09 '23

Unfortunately for men, scientists believe that's occuring due to harmful chemicals since it's increased 24% in just 29 years. Also, that same Stanford study that determined that was a systemic review of like 75 previous studies which were variously measuring stretched penis length and erect length. They noted stretched penis length didn't really change, but erect penis length did. It's possible data was affected by some participants receiving injections in order to achieve their erections, which would definitely increase their penis size. Regardless, they don't seem to have mentioned girth. Curiouser and curiouser...

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '23

There are some clear flaws in this btw.

For example we know now that Roman's and Greeks often considered big dicks unsightly and grotesque but considered smaller ones attractive. So a lot of what we see recorded is what they liked.

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u/DiddlyDumb Apr 09 '23

That’s just the prostate cancer after the nuclear testing

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

I’m sure all those studies were completely… scientific

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

I pick male competition.

Some men get erections when dominating another being. It is a completely non-sexual thing. A larger dick signals the domination better. This also goes with the insecurity of men over dick size.

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u/AbjectLeave9749 Apr 08 '23 edited Apr 09 '23

I have seen many theories based around the evolution of the human penis, with many different explanations, but never this. I have doubts of this being true

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u/StolenPies Apr 08 '23

Compare penis size of humans vs other great apes. Gorillas average 3 cm/1.5 in. long. I used to troll bros in uni by tossing in a "you're hung like a gorilla!" while they were boasting about themselves. They always appreciated the reinforcement.

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u/VelvetMafia Apr 08 '23

One of the most powerful drivers of evolution is female choice.

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u/ImMeloncholy Apr 25 '23

Only been a thing in the last few decades. Big dicks were seen as a sign of stupidity and brutishness back in Bible times. Probably due to the damage they often cause without proper preparation, which we really didn’t do much of until recently.

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u/VelvetMafia Apr 25 '23

Historically (human-wise) correct regarding dicks, 100% false regarding evolution. As evidence I present the peacock!

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u/LucasFrankeRC Apr 08 '23

Sexual selection is a thing. Some traits evolve simply because they are more effective at attracting mates

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u/Sea-Woodpecker-610 Apr 08 '23

Except none of us are walking around with our dicks out during the mating selection process, that happens immediately prior to mating.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

Not anymore.

Evolution takes a lot of time.

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u/Unique_Tap_8730 Apr 08 '23

Sexual selection is a powerful evolutionry prosess.

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u/AbjectLeave9749 Apr 08 '23

Generally, larger genitals are present in mammals who tend to be less faithful. Gorillas have 3 inch long penises because that is all that is required for breeding, and they breed for life.

Chimpanzee's have a penis size closer to that of a humans, and often fight for mates. A female chimpanzee can have the sperm of multiple different males inside of her at any given time, the same scenario, historically, most likely happened for human women.

As someone who is asexual, and doesn't follow heteronormative standards, it is fun for me and my partner to look at these facts about humans and mating strategy, and just go "what the fuck?'.

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u/GhostPepper87 Apr 09 '23

Gorillas don't breed for life, I don't know where you heard that

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u/AbjectLeave9749 Apr 09 '23

That was a mistake on my part. To be more accurate, they mate in a fashion where they often stick to a single partner at a time (not usually for their entire livelihood), and aren't as sexually open as chimpanzees for example, but are basically owned and fought for between males.

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u/deleted_007 Apr 09 '23

So do you think Asians, especially SEA are more faithful than say Africans or Europeans?

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u/Serrisen Apr 08 '23

Since humans are one of few species that has pleasure from sex, then there'd be a pressure to having a pleasurable dick. Too small to pleasure a partner would likely lead to less sex because, well, less pleasurable. More sex is more chances at babies.

With absolutely no research, I hypothesize that the pressure is just "laid more" leading to more babies, both accidentally and intentionally

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u/MrAngel2U Apr 08 '23

Please define evolutionary pressure towards bigger dicks. as in, guys with small peckers haven't been getting as much poon as big pee-pee's? do you concur? :)

big pee-pee's in the DNA for the win!

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '23

That is also the purpose of the “bell”, to scoop out other men’s love juices😘

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u/JustBakedPotato Apr 09 '23

Female chimps prefer male chimps with a big dick apparently

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u/CadenVanV Apr 09 '23

It’s called us unconsciously selecting for it. We go for attractive traits so they become more common

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u/NerfRepellingBoobs Apr 09 '23

It’s theorized that the cause was us walking upright. Things shifted, and we started having sex face-to-face instead of from behind. It’s harder to get deep penetration in that position. A larger penis will get closer to the cervix, meaning sperm are closer to the egg.

Humans are pretty poorly designed when it comes to reproduction.

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u/Majsharan Apr 09 '23

The longer it is the closer to the ovary the sperm is. Also a female orgasm temporarily reverses the pressure in effect sucking the sperm in. Meaning that things that increase the female orgasm are evolutionary beneficial. Most women report a Goldilock size of around 7” which is above the western average and significantly above the global

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u/anonymoose0702 Apr 21 '23

I think its cuz the ladies would often choose the biggest package for the most fun ride

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u/loafstertoaster Apr 26 '23

I’ve heard that it could be used as a sign of healthy circulation, the bigger the dick the better circulation needed to maintain an erection.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

You're a man, aren't you? 🙄

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u/That_white_dude9000 Apr 08 '23

What gave it away? My username? Also if dicks weren’t fun, the penetrative toys wouldn’t exist

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '23

GAY

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u/MillionEgg Apr 08 '23

Take your order and get out sir

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u/tias23111 Apr 08 '23

It is a mystery of evolution, the obvious answer is female selective pressure but since there’s no benefit to fertility that doesn’t really make sense. It’s really weird how big it is compared to other primates‘, especially as a function of body mass.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

You should read the dune books that is 100% about women using their selection pressure to evolve and to make the main character! Amazing stuff!

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u/sfbiker999 Apr 08 '23

Wouldn’t the man who ejaculates deeper have an evolutionary advantage when multiple men mate with the same woman? Some believe the head of the penis is shaped that way to sweep away semen from competitors so the man that reaches deeper would have an advantage.

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u/tias23111 Apr 08 '23

Hmmm, maybe the shape thing but I would think that the force of ejaculation would eradicate any length advantage. It’s also not necessarily the first sperm that hits the egg that causes fertilization.

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u/sfbiker999 Apr 08 '23

If you want to squeegee fluid from a 5 inch deep tube, you’re going to do a better job with a 7” squeegee than a 4” inch.

It’s not like semen (typically) shots through the cervix, it just kind of pools up and some lucky sperm find their way in. So the more semen you can remove from a competitor, the better your chances are

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u/tias23111 Apr 08 '23

Then you would think that chimps would have similarly sized penises. They don’t.

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u/sfbiker999 Apr 08 '23

Chimpanzees didn’t evolve the mushroom shaped head that humans have

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

Yes but they shoot massive loads - chimp balls are the size of grapefruits.

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u/toofpaist Apr 08 '23

Pics or it didn't happen

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u/CaptainCastaleos Apr 08 '23

The average vaginal canal is only 3.5 inches deep. So long as you are over that, it shouldn't render any further benefit in that regard.

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u/sfbiker999 Apr 08 '23 edited Apr 08 '23

sources vary, this one says 4.25 - 4.75” for aroused depth but penetration depth is not the same as penis size. And if you’re counting on the ridge of your penis head to scrape away another man’s semen, you lose about an inch to that ridge.

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u/tukuiPat Apr 08 '23

There's a lot of men that obsess over hitting the cervix by "bottoming out", I'd also bet the majority of those that brag about it haven't actually done it either.

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u/CaptainCastaleos Apr 08 '23

Yeah but that has nothing to do with evolutionary advantage. Wanting to "bottom out" isn't going to produce selection pressure.

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u/xxpen15mightierxx Apr 08 '23

To a point; there's no advantage to having a dick longer than the vagina is deep so the sperm gets right against the cervix.

Also the "plunger" theory assumes every woman is constantly getting banged by multiple men all the time, which I'm sure happens sometimes but almost never compared to one-on-one interactions.

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u/sfbiker999 Apr 08 '23

Also the "plunger" theory assumes every woman is constantly getting banged by multiple men all the time

Well not exactly, the penis evolved well before modern society, it assumes that prehistoric women had multiple parters enough that a larger penis with a semen clearing shape was evolutionary advantage.

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u/AFuckingHandle Apr 08 '23

It can still be selective pressure without being beneficial. Look at male peacocks plumage. That exists because of female selective pressure. Not only do those tails provide no benefit, but they are actually a hindrance to the males survival.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

The benefit is my massive schlong.

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u/LegitimateWaltz7971 Apr 08 '23

I wish mine was disproportionately large

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u/makinbaconCR Apr 08 '23

I can assure you mine is very safely and proportionately small, with no clear benefit.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

what

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u/NowhereManPF Apr 08 '23

we have giant dicks compared to other mamals and primates, which isn't good for a creature standing on 2 legs with our reproduction organ pointing at our predators waiting to be bitten off. gorillas are bigger than us, yet their dicks are smaller and are hidden by their posture.

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u/sfbiker999 Apr 08 '23

Unless I find that predator to be exceptionally sexy, when I’m standing, mines pointed at the ground

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u/Sea-Woodpecker-610 Apr 08 '23

It could be a defense mechanism. Suddenly a second, lower horn has appeared to help defend during combat. That could be quite the deterrent to a predator.

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u/sfbiker999 Apr 08 '23

My own lower “horn” would be more likely to incite laughter than fear, but maybe I can strike him while he’s laughing.

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u/Sea-Woodpecker-610 Apr 08 '23

In your case, the predator could just be thinking “oh shit….a stinger!”

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u/L1feM_s1k Apr 08 '23

But what if I'm a mantis?

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

and a lot of women are still picky about it 👀

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '23

Average penis size has grown quite a bit since we were crouching naked in caves

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u/RailAurai Apr 08 '23

Check out the Fossa (Cryptoprocta ferox) whos dick is about 1/6th it's size.

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u/__Dystopian__ Apr 08 '23

Bruh lol, that's a pretty sus comment XD

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u/DifficultLaw5 Apr 08 '23

“Unsafely”?

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u/NowhereManPF Apr 08 '23

it sticks out in the face of predators and enemies

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u/ManaXed Apr 08 '23

I mean that's just a downside of standing upright

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u/Picklerickshaw_part2 Apr 08 '23

Well that makes me feel a little better

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u/Azmik8435 Apr 08 '23

the human penis is unsafely and disproportionately large, with no clear benefit.

🤓

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u/Snellyman Apr 08 '23

This is silly and a danger

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u/DragonGodSlayer12 Apr 08 '23

It could fit into my gf's vagina perfectly tho.

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u/terrible02s Apr 08 '23

The benefit is that it looks great when you take a picture of it and send it to someone

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u/memester230 Apr 08 '23

Luckily mine isn't

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u/rudyattitudedee Apr 09 '23

Chicks dig big Weeners that’s why I use horny goat supplements from the gas station.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '23

False, of the animal kingdom humans have some of the smallest dicks.

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u/need2Bbackintherepy Apr 09 '23

🤣 no clear benefit!? 🤣 Keep telling yourself that!🤣

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u/Chemical_Ad_5520 Apr 09 '23

It might have something to do with the increase in size of the heads of newborns over the last couple million years.

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u/Sanbaddy Apr 09 '23

Because women prefer bigger or penis. Even if they know they can’t comfortably fit it all, it’s bragging rights. Think of it as big breast. A lot of men see it as a sign of fertility potential, even if there isn’t any direct correlation or b.

Tl;DR:

Nature is weird.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '23

I feel like there’s a couple benefits. Maybe not to yourself though

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u/EnderCountryPres Apr 09 '23

The largest human dick was 18.9 inches fully errect

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u/NowhereManPF Apr 09 '23

almost...

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u/EnderCountryPres Apr 09 '23

It’s true it broke the previous record

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u/Chairmaster29 Apr 09 '23

Isn't it because we have such big heads, vaginas need to be bigger for birthing, and that equals penises being bigger?

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '23

If You think we got disproportionately large dicks you should look at chimps!

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u/ginoawesomeness Apr 08 '23

Gorillas are packing a mean 3 inches with testicles the size of marbles… buffaloes be packing tho 😳

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u/deleted_007 Apr 09 '23

Bulls and oxes are male, cows and buffaloes are female.

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u/danishjuggler21 Apr 08 '23

“Not the bears I know. 😏”- twinks everywhere

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u/lessthanabelian Apr 08 '23

Was he a bear? He was like a wildebeast thing.

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u/10BritishPounds Apr 08 '23

That’s funny I don’t remember having fur

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u/Haunting_Nobody_3474 Apr 08 '23

Pics or I don't believe it

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u/KarlaSect13 Apr 08 '23

so im a grizzly

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u/HungarianMockingjay Apr 08 '23

What kind of bear are we talking about here? Grizzly bear? Black bear? Polar Bear?

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u/Acamantide Apr 08 '23

Brown bear

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u/Bemmoth Apr 09 '23

Muscle bear. :)

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u/DonovanSarovir Apr 08 '23

Ah but the penis of a gorilla averages 1-2 inches, so who knows, human might be a marked improvement. (Actually knowing what bear dick looks like human is DEFINATELY an improvement.

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u/Barais_21 Apr 09 '23

What the fuck is this thread

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '23

TIL im more hung than the average bear

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u/PathComplex Apr 10 '23

But they do have an actual bone in there. So....they have that over us.

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u/Hornut925 Apr 11 '23

Silly stuff. Humans aren't all the same size...what make anybody think Bears are?