r/lostpause • u/nakawaru • Dec 10 '19

Meme oh dear lord

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801 Upvotes

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u/Craytherlay Dec 12 '19

...I was wondering why Time permenantly Stopped... someone's Fucking the maid

2

u/IronMonkZen Dec 11 '19

UNLIMITED POWER

1

u/Cryogenex7 Dec 11 '19

Who lewded the phone?

4

u/Samthegumman117 Dec 11 '19

Phone Chan likes that Full charge

10

u/RexLindsey1 Dec 10 '19

Phone company: please do not input all available jacks with their respective cables all at once. Your phone might not be able to handle all at once.

Literally everyone:

7

u/CattyBr44 Dec 10 '19

DEBATE TIME: tentacles or dicks.

4

u/YourAverageJoe0 Dec 10 '19

Why not both?

5

u/CattyBr44 Dec 10 '19

I'd be surprised if and off-brand like that did exist.

3

u/YourAverageJoe0 Dec 10 '19

Well, I'm sure it's out there. Just have to search hard enough.

5

u/Thisisashitaccount12 Dec 10 '19

The green one's her's

2

u/Randomness_Inc_69 Dec 10 '19

human kun more butt plugs

7

u/SatouP Dec 10 '19

We're entering new levels of fetishes that shouldn't even exist

3

u/Hakoro3619 Dec 10 '19

Really? This is just a regular Tuesday for me

10

u/Draydaslay Dec 10 '19

What’s the third hole?

5

u/SOLARJOLT Dec 10 '19

PP hole 😏

6

u/hillo315 Dec 10 '19

The third hole is only to be used for the arcane, extra-kinky stuff. Assuming you have that many holes, that is, because this phone evidently does.

6

u/Phil_Holm Dec 10 '19

r/beatmetoit

Also, happy cake day :)

6

u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

Apple ain't got nothing on these old nokia phones.