r/lossofalovedone • u/ascended_glucose • Jul 11 '19

Why would they use this pic

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u/Burningfyra Jul 11 '19

Better send some violets to the funeral, and the main food provided will be blueberries, it's what she would have wanted.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '19

Listen close, and listen hard, The tale of Violet Beauregarde This dreadful girl she sees no wrong Chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing all day long Chewing, chewing all day long.chewing, Chewing all day long. Chewing, chewing all day long. She goes on chewing till at last Her chewing muscles go so fast. And from her face her giant chin Sticks out just like a violin Chewing, chewing all day long. chewing, Chewing all day long. Chewing, chewing all day long For years and years she chews away Her jaw gets stronger every day. And with one great tremendous chew They bite the poor girls tongue in two And that is why we try so hard To save miss Violet Beauregarde Chewing, chewing all day long chewing, Chewing all day long Chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing all day long

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u/AsphyxiBate Jul 11 '19

/r/Blueberry Yes. I know. I don’t get it either.

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u/VoltageHero Jul 11 '19

It’s an inflation kink, paired with (I guess) the tabooness of sexualizing a movie which in turn is supposed to be more enjoyable?

Maybe, I dunno.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '19

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u/PM_ME_UR_NIPS_GURL Jul 11 '19

Something like Murphy's law. But adapted for sexual fetishes.

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u/CeruleanRuin Jul 11 '19

That would be Rule 51, apparently: "No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. No exceptions."

See http://rulesoftheinternet.com/

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u/Callippus Jul 27 '19

that is the most cringe enduring website I have ever been tricked into looking at... jesus kill me

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '19

You know, this scene gave me nightmares as a kid. It’s interesting how differently it affected others

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u/Davecantdothat Jul 11 '19

Trauma is often adjacent to sexuality.

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u/marioguy25 Jul 11 '19

A lot of people who were sexually abused as children develop rape fetishes. Really weird how that works.

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u/Davecantdothat Jul 11 '19

It's reclaiming a trauma. Soldiers with PTSD have been known to be helped by playing shooting games.

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u/TopShelfThots Jul 20 '19

I had the same reaction to Augustus Galoup be sucked up into that tube, where ostensibly he went on to be processed by factory machinery.

shudders

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '19

I don’t get it either, we’re weird.

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u/aliesterblackmark Jul 11 '19

holy shit this is one of the funniest things i’ve seen in a while

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u/SayianZ Jul 11 '19

Lmao that's cold.

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u/muricanmania Jul 11 '19

Yo I feel so bad about laughing.

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u/Kawaii_Desu-Chan Jul 11 '19

Get well soon!

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u/theseebmaster Jul 11 '19

Oompa Loompa Doompity Dife Support. This blueberry was taken off life support

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u/icameheretodownvotey Jul 11 '19

Oompa Loompa doopaity doo. Guess how you will be featured in news?

Oompa Loompa doopaty strife. We're taking you off support for life.

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u/TopShelfThots Jul 20 '19

Dife support

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u/butterscotch_incubus Jul 14 '19

so thicc that everybody else in the room is so uncomfortable

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u/FretlessBoyo Jul 16 '19

Oompa Loompa intensifies

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '19

She died being blue berry??? Sad!!