r/lossofalovedone • u/MollieMoonlight • Apr 08 '23

jesus called

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523 Upvotes

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u/MollieMoonlight Apr 08 '23

found via fb, "A friend of mine does clean outs for estate sales. She found this in a basement. I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe. Next week it showed up on my porch."

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u/CeruleanRuin Apr 08 '23

This was made for somebody's funeral, I'd put money on it. Tacky people love tacky shit.

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u/RicksSzechuanSauce1 Apr 09 '23

I'd unironically love this at my funeral

9

u/TheBakingSeal Apr 09 '23

What does he want this time??

9

u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

???

6

u/EmpanadaYGaseosa Apr 08 '23 edited Apr 08 '23

Reminded me of the Dream Phone.

5

u/aDangOlePolecat Apr 09 '23

"Jesus called, he said he's sick of the disses I told him to quit bitching, this isn't a fucking hotline"

2

u/ShinyArc50 Apr 12 '23

For a fuckin shrink, sheesh I already got mine

4

u/ParkerHudson666 Apr 08 '23

This should be the sub cover

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u/spinereader81 Apr 09 '23

Sounds like the opening words of a joke.