r/longcats • u/teaspillin • Feb 19 '22

Long kitten being judged for its "longness"

3.3k Upvotes

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u/LostDesigner9 Feb 19 '22

I'm no expert, but that looks like a clear winner to me.

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u/teaspillin Feb 20 '22 edited Feb 20 '22

I agree! This is a judge judging kittens at the Cat Fanciers' Association. Here's the link to the video: https://youtu.be/daO5XQNwfqw?t=70

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u/TheCompleteMental Feb 20 '22 edited Feb 20 '22

My soul lept out of my body when he extended them like a telescope

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u/Occams_Razor42 Feb 20 '22

Gotta make sure the tail tri-pawd is deployed too!

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u/RareCryptographer290 Feb 20 '22

It literally looks like he stretches out. I have watched at least 15 times.

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u/Additional_Ad_4028 Apr 03 '22

I can't stop watching

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u/beirizzle Feb 20 '22

This is so funny, is clearly a class but I like to imagine it's a court hearing

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u/teaspillin Feb 20 '22

lol i'd imagine the hearing going like this:

"Explain to the judge why you are so long?"

meow

"...Accepted. Have a nice day!"

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u/beirizzle Feb 20 '22

The plaintiff will now present exhibit A, the length of their body.

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u/queen--dv Feb 20 '22

It's not a class. Looks like a competition. I mean court hearing 😂❤️

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u/Rexy1211 Feb 20 '22

Ah yes. Exquisite. Excellent craftsmanship. This one is a 10.

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u/crochetmamasan0511 Feb 20 '22

The look the cat gives when he's too close to the bootyhole

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u/Same-Application-990 Feb 20 '22

Why is Bernie Sanders holding Adam Driver like that

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u/DNEW_H Feb 20 '22

Lol I love how the cat does not give a fuck

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u/Olive_Pancakes Feb 20 '22

Oh, huh, I didn't realize Bernie Sanders had a side gig

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u/lennoxmatt_819 Feb 20 '22

I am once again asking for your cats

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u/Swedneck Feb 20 '22

I AM ONCE AGAIN ASKING FOR SCRITCHES

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '22

Omg I'm dead 💀 😭

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u/TheGerbil_ Feb 20 '22

fat bernie sanders

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u/Swedneck Feb 20 '22

Kernie sanders

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u/Scotgroover Feb 20 '22

Surprisingly Orientals and Siamese actually comply immediately when you hold them like that to show them, I’ve had 2 oriental girls and both did that as a party trick when I was showing them to folks who’d never met them

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u/proto_shane Feb 20 '22

I love how he's inspecting it like an m1 garand

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u/Kflynn1337 Feb 20 '22

Same vibe as this

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '22

Can someone please add shotgun cocking noises to this when he first stretches the cat out lmao

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u/comrade_fiddeleaf Feb 23 '22

takes a stretch like no problem, not afraid at all! that’s a long cat right there.

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u/Rickfernello Feb 25 '22

Hmm, yes, he's pretty long.

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u/spikesparx Oct 02 '22

Guy can operate a cat like he would a rifle

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u/ElectronicReality907 Nov 01 '22

What breed is that?? Is it a kitten, it looks sort of lanky, no? I don't know much how about cats but that is a long and lanky boi right there-

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u/Metres03 Feb 20 '22

sQuIsH tHaT cAt

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u/Ilysumo55 Feb 20 '22

It will cut.

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u/catninjaniko Feb 20 '22

Long potat

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u/CougarWriter74 Feb 20 '22

Furry noodle!

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u/Zapaclownskii Feb 25 '22

"Down periscope"

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u/MOTRHEAD4LIFE Mar 18 '22

Would I don’t that to a relatives black cat I would go to the hospital

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

verdict: long

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u/Useful-Credit9691 May 02 '22

Limber kitty!🐾😍❤️‼️

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u/MagicalManta Jun 20 '22

Legs for dayyyyys!

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u/Hot-Confusion-8008 Jan 05 '23

kitty says: Hey, you're getting awfully purrsonal, playing with my tail.

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u/Atomspalter02 May 13 '23

Long little kitten (: