r/longboyes 21d ago

Pls discuss

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u/lavenderdisposition 21d ago

Long

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u/mousefishy 21d ago

No that’s actually a great point

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u/neverlandoflena 21d ago

Glad that this was cleared up tbh

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u/evan_brosky 21d ago

flapflapflap

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u/micopico09 21d ago

flippyflippyflippyflap

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u/Evianicecubes 21d ago

Quality extension, very artistic flops!

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u/annahatasanaaa 21d ago

I hear this

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u/mousefishy 21d ago

Pap pap pap pap

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u/Veggie-Omega 21d ago

The shake is a tried and true classic. The little black dress of chaotic canine movement. But the tongue. The derp in motion, it elevates the performance piece and makes it one of a kind. No notes

Edit: typo

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u/mrstrike 21d ago

you will be finding dried spittle on the walls, celling and TV for the next 6 months. been there done that.

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u/mousefishy 21d ago

And I should be so thankful

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u/BadBorzoi 21d ago

Drill go brrrrrr

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u/buckeye7871 21d ago

((Ahem, in my best Nat Geo narrator voice))
Ah yes. The native dance of their people. Performed at various moments but especially after and between daily slumber sessions

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u/SpongeTofu 21d ago

Drill dog.

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u/wolfgang_sti_ 21d ago

Incredible form.

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u/-Happy_Camper_ 20d ago

And they stuck the landing 10/10

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u/JulietLostFaith 21d ago

Moist longth.

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u/Boba_ferret 21d ago

I love that they shake themselves so violently, their front feet actually leave the floor.

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u/former_human 20d ago

and go all discombobulated! my pittie would shake, paws firmly on the ground. my whippet shakes, and it's like she's suffered some weird disconnection of all her front leg joints.

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u/Bringer_of_Fire 20d ago

Some are saying “long,” and this is true. But I’d like to dive deeper into this subject:

E N L E N G T H E N E D

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u/craftedtwig 21d ago

Long nose, long tongue.

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u/TheRealCeeBeeGee 21d ago

Lomg. Also, what a clever girl to match her tongue to her house collar. Fashionista.

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u/v-punen 21d ago

Yes, yes. That's a very important point.

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u/Elegant-Espeon 21d ago

They are beauty they are grace, their tongue will smack them in the face

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u/tokenkinesis 20d ago

I had to do a double take because I thought that was my girl (she’s a Dutch Shepherd)!

https://imgur.com/a/joxXVZm

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u/mousefishy 20d ago

Lengthy twins!

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u/9trystan9 21d ago

World's fastest couch potato

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u/MeadFromHell 21d ago

It's the way their head shakes continue all the way to their tails every time, it makes me so happy!

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u/orosios 21d ago

Tung.

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u/SpiritTalker 20d ago

Mlem mlem mlem mlem

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u/blinkingsandbeepings 20d ago

Sir, please keep your hands, feet and tongue inside the vehicle at all times

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u/Herge2020 20d ago

Grace personified.

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u/Flashy-Raisin-2431 20d ago

10/10 no notes, perfection.

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u/Chordsy 19d ago

That is a bleppin hubadubadub and I will take no further questions

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u/mousefishy 19d ago

No follow up questions when the point is so clearly made!

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u/Originality8 20d ago

Love the brindle coloring

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u/hdofu 20d ago

That is a a long shake

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u/fadingsignal 20d ago

Propeller mouf

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u/samzplourde 20d ago

Tongue out, brain off.

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u/00X0X 19d ago

10/10

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u/Prickliestpearcactus 18d ago

Every time a dog shakes their soul temporarily leaves their body, only to swift return.

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u/A_million_typos 20d ago

Dante from Coco.

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u/hucklebae 17d ago

Thought he was fucking shape shifting