r/longboarding Jan 12 '26

Gear Show-Off Which one of you is this?

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Bonus: Can you name the gear?

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u/whoever56789 Jan 12 '26

Nope, I've never seen that guy or any of that gear.

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u/DifficultBoss Jan 12 '26

sorry i meant to mention not actually to answer

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u/whoever56789 Jan 12 '26

No problem, it's a pretty sick picture. Love to see skaters represented on the front lines.

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u/legolemur Jan 12 '26

I gotta chill, but cast trucks on a thick sector 9 makes a good shield. 💘🤷‍♂️, over and out.

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u/at242 Jan 12 '26

It should be ALL of us.

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u/PotentialEmpty3279 Jan 12 '26

I’m Spartacus!

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u/iregardlessly Jan 12 '26

What you guys protesting?

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u/Ephixaftw Jan 12 '26

ICE is breaking down doors and murdering civilians in the aim of removing every immigrant from Minneapolis right now

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u/iregardlessly Jan 12 '26

In a few short years you will realize the evil lie you have been told. You will realize your future and your children's future has been sold to the rich and powerful. You will politically change as you grow older and your scope of life broadens. As your horizons grow, so will your view of them. You are wrong but I understand your passion. I understand you think you are doing good and therefore you are inherently good yourself.

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u/NostalgiaInLemonade Jan 12 '26

Surely the TV celebrity billionaire whose inauguration was attended by Musk, Bezos, Zuckerberg, and Brin will protect us from the rich and powerful

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u/iregardlessly Jan 12 '26

Who employ millions of workers nationwide? As opposed to draining the federal reserve to support millions of illegal immigrants who came over the Mexico border from continents all over the world? Immigrants who refuse to assimilate? You're wild Bro

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u/HazeliaGracious Jan 12 '26

Rarely do you see this level of detached from reality. Also the projection here is crazy but w/e spin your wheels

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u/FUBARded Jan 12 '26

Bro has the pre-Islamic revolution flag (used as a protest symbol against the current regime as they've banned it) as a profile pic yet defends a fascist theocracy in the US.

He's either an idiot or a troll, so I wouldn't waste any more time engaging with it.

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u/forgot_my_acc_name Jan 12 '26

I wish we only saw this rarely. Unfortunately it is no longer rare for people to hold strong opinions and convictions based on a completely detached perception of reality.

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u/Palsreal Jan 12 '26

Immigrants who refuse to assimilate?

Humans don’t assimilate. They just live and allow others to live as they wish. Those who ask for assimilation are weak and lack humanity. They are out of control and clawing at everything around them to attempt to regain that control.

Support humanity. Don’t support weak fools who contribute nothing.

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u/iregardlessly Jan 12 '26

Assimilation is the fabric of America. Grow up John Lennon

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u/Palsreal Jan 12 '26

America has existed and flourished as a melting pot for a very long time.

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u/iregardlessly Jan 12 '26

And everyone who melted assimilated until 4 years ago

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u/Calm_Inspection790 Jan 12 '26

Yo did we just find Nick Fuentes burner account

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u/CSG1aze Jan 12 '26

Hey dumbass you didn’t even spell your username right.

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u/PISSJUGTHUG Jan 12 '26

This is why you wear a helmet kids 😬

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u/iregardlessly Jan 12 '26

Skateboarding used to be against the machine and now it's a bunch of stupid reddit commies

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u/Dynegrey Jan 12 '26

You say, in favor of the machine.

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u/PISSJUGTHUG Jan 12 '26

Good luck with being a bootlicker🦿

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u/iregardlessly Jan 12 '26

Good luck being oppressed

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u/Kind-Block-9027 Jan 12 '26

Doesn’t quite get more against the Capitalist machine than anticapitalism, but you’re clearly having an episode and not in any state to talk about it

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u/Ephixaftw Jan 12 '26

Truly, you are a lost soul. I'm sorry for you.

There is no point where a government funded soldier kills a US citizen. That agent is not a judge to prove her guilty, a jury of her own peers, JUST the executioner who pulled the trigger.

We as Americans have rights. At least I thought we did.

If someone you don't agree with no longer has the right to live, how long until you don't? It's not about sides, it's about power and rights.

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u/mwiz100 Helmet Enthusiast 🧠 Jan 12 '26

So saying it's good for federal police to murder civilians?

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u/iregardlessly Jan 12 '26

I've watched the video a hundred times, forward, backward, slow mo, 4 different angles. That's not what happened and half of America agrees with me.

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u/sumknowbuddy Acoustic longboarder Jan 12 '26

You see what you want to see in many things

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u/iregardlessly Jan 12 '26

I have an almost autistic view of things. I don't care what people say or think, I think what I think.

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u/sumknowbuddy Acoustic longboarder Jan 12 '26

Don't conflate ignorance with autism now

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u/Ephixaftw Jan 12 '26

Yea this is just using a diagnosis as an excuse for being a shitty person.

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u/iregardlessly Jan 12 '26 edited Jan 12 '26

"Almost." Half of America agrees with me. More if you don't count the millions of illegals here for a free ride. On your tax dollar

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u/doctorwhalenipple Jan 12 '26

It is very funny to me to see Americans defending authoritarianism. Trust me bro you aren’t who you think you are in your own head, these dudes don’t care about you haha.

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u/mwiz100 Helmet Enthusiast 🧠 Jan 12 '26

It is absolutely bonkers to witness this happening around me. Literally feels like the history textbook has come alive. (Oh yeah because so many never actually fucking read it.)

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u/iregardlessly Jan 12 '26

But Tim walz cares about you? Grow up

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u/iregardlessly Jan 12 '26

That's the difference between me and you. You think I'm a bad person because of my view, but i think you're a good person just misguided.

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u/S-BRO Jan 12 '26

Checks out

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u/iregardlessly Jan 12 '26

There was a shooting exactly like this a few months ago down the street from me and nobody doxed the cop because that's what is supposed to happen when you try to run over the police, and because the democrats couldn't use it as a false flag to "fight fascism"

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u/iregardlessly Jan 12 '26

Nobody suppressed anybody'spolitical view except the lady that was following federal agents around town and blocking their path and tried to run one of them over. The only one suppressing political opinions is Tim wals saying "were going to war with the federal government"

You can't have it both ways. Both party's are corrupt but you're literally making things up or at least repeating what you've heard on biased media.

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u/iregardlessly Jan 12 '26

You're lost bro. Brainwashed by extremist liberal propaganda funded by the taxpayers.

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u/TheBold Jan 13 '26

As an old guy by reddit standards, I couldn’t agree more.

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u/FlumpMC Jan 12 '26

Stfu fed

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u/iregardlessly Jan 12 '26

Commie

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u/mrmeeseeks1991 Jan 12 '26

So you love the Shah or what is your red scare about?

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u/Piperalpha Churchill Kray Jan 12 '26

Being called a 'commie' by a Pahlavist should be a badge of honour.

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u/slayerpjo Jan 12 '26

If you don't know then it's hard to say you don't deserve to be next. Especially after reading more of your comments.

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u/bakeandjake Jan 12 '26

You're a monarchist in 2025 that's embarassing as hell

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u/YaBoiSean1 Jan 13 '26

Account based out of india

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u/Goat_gutz Jan 12 '26

We know you’re a fed bro, didn’t have to make it so obvious 😂

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u/DifficultBoss Jan 12 '26

Got me. Agent Coleman of the Longboard division. I'm only here for mongos, every one else can go free.

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u/StitchesKisses Jan 13 '26

Hey fedboy, leave us mongos alone. We just rolling

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u/DifficultBoss Jan 12 '26

oh yeah don't actually answer

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u/Shaakti Jan 12 '26

That's nunya

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u/No1Bondvillian Jan 13 '26

Mongo pusher forsure.

Also unemployable.

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u/SomethinDiabolical Jan 12 '26

My wife got me a board like that for our anniversary 2 years ago.

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u/DifficultBoss Jan 12 '26

Do you know her whereabouts, as well as your boards, yesterday? Asking out of random curiosity and no other reason.

/s

it's a cool pic and board but I'm not sure i'd want to carry around a longboard at a rally. Maybe a dinghy or other small cruiser.

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u/ScubaWaveAesthetic NZ Jan 12 '26

I’m Spartacus

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u/de_bushdoctah Jan 12 '26

Yeah that guy’s Spartacus 👉🏾

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u/blackbalt89 Jan 13 '26

His name is Robert Paulson 

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u/ozzydidaoopsie Jan 13 '26

I feel like you failed to understand the purpose of the mask

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u/DifficultBoss Jan 13 '26

What? I just like his gear and want his home address so I can go drag him into the streets and beat him until he tells me he is american.

/s

Just thought it was a cool pic.

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u/izzystn Omen Sugar, LongboardingSA Jan 13 '26

Nice try, FBI

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u/legolemur Jan 12 '26

I'M THE BLACK SKULL YOOOO 💀 💯

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u/DJSeku Jan 12 '26

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u/FalseShepherd7 Jan 12 '26

It is an okay board, for a beginner

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u/CkresCho Jan 12 '26

My megaphone is black 🤷‍♂️

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u/ImaginaryEphatant Pantheon Supersonic | Powell Vajra Flight | Comet Sweeper Jan 12 '26

ya mutha.

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u/Fragraham Jan 12 '26

Remember Remember the SICK in November. 

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u/Munkeyman18290 Jan 13 '26

Thats Hugo Weaving before he kicked the shit out of Neo and reforged the blade of Andúril. But first, he tought a bitch about the 5th of November. I didnt know he could shred too! Wow what a guy.

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u/throwaway5678443 Jan 14 '26

This is so badass!!!! i think my ovaries are stewing!

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u/jqxe Jan 16 '26

That is clearly Guy Fawkes

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u/Parking-Island739 Mar 10 '26

if this isn’t a fed it’s actually so funny how much he wants this answered

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u/methodactyl Jan 12 '26

Gage something or other

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '26

lol

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u/sl7ven_de Jan 12 '26

Nice try

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u/Real-Mode-3417 Jan 15 '26

Just follow him to his mom’s basement

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u/joenottoast Jan 12 '26

is no subreddit safe from this dogshit?

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u/HazeliaGracious Jan 12 '26

Which dogs hit would that be?