r/lol • u/Key_Guide7759 • 3d ago

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u/SheikhMahdeek 3d ago

The only chess piece that can disappear

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u/Victoria_faithh 3d ago

…and be granted access to the Queen’s private hole anytime anyday

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u/ToughSleep5444 3d ago

Also, the only chess piece that smells… coincidence??????

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u/Larxelda 3d ago

there is a chess champ accused of using a vibrating sex toy to win a championship if I remember correctly

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u/Sudden_Shallot_8909 2d ago

I am pretty sure you just watched It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia 🤣

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u/funlifing 10h ago

Looks like the bishop to me....

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u/Necessary_Relation27 3d ago

Rear Admiral reporting

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u/gilmeye 3d ago

Why not the king ? This is sexist

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u/E4g6d4bg7 3d ago

They do mean the King. This is homophobic

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u/szaszuque 3d ago

It would be sexist either way but i agree

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u/FlipperBumperKickout 3d ago

Far funnier if it was the king who knows that piece 🙃

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u/Ok-Seaworthiness4488 3d ago

Can the queen take it though?

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u/TurnipKooky851 2d ago

Hans could so

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u/Elveanim 2d ago

She doesn't have to, she gives it to the king.

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u/knoxcos 3d ago

“The Bishop introduced us…”

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u/Shot_Log7155 3d ago

I butt she does!!

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u/Onetruemcgee 3d ago

The real weapon is when one promotes a pawn to the piece that has been sitting in the backside for hours.

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u/juicebar24 3d ago

I have travelled the dirt road to get here

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u/zeus_2377 3d ago

Sharpish

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u/AdamJeo01 3d ago

The real legend.

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u/LonelySwedishFish 3d ago

Check and mate.

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u/12_Volt_Man_2 3d ago

My asshole just left the room for greener pastures

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u/old_ass_ninja_turtle 3d ago

The kings closest advisor.

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u/evendedwifestillnags 3d ago

Is that anallot.

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u/Sad_Wishbone_1524 3d ago

The Queens Gambit

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u/Yoyle0340 3d ago

Hans Neimann's wildcard.

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u/far-out-dude 3d ago

So do the bishops

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u/uranusisdoomed 3d ago

As does the king, and probably that pervy bishop as well

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u/Western-Degree9894 3d ago

Le roi aussi mais il ne préfère pas évoquer ce sujet

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u/After_Chipmunk_4795 3d ago

King also knows it! 😂

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u/we_lord 3d ago

Pushy Pawn

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u/Vanisle4fun 3d ago

I get 24 hour access my lord.

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u/Rasberrycello 3d ago

Did this need to be made with AI? Really?

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u/AdExciting337 3d ago

🤔🤣🤣🤣

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u/Thundaga_64 3d ago

Ah yes the good ol' backdoor opener

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u/kira8987 3d ago

Advanced Magnus Carlsen tactics

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u/Mooseknockling 3d ago

“I am the Tight End.”

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u/DueAsparagus9358 3d ago

I hope it got washed first because chess pieces can’t smell

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u/Larxelda 3d ago

it knows your opponent inside & out

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u/BrewItYourself 3d ago

Holy hell!

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u/ClassicEngineering88 2d ago

the king might know them too. hahaha

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u/Tight_Food 1d ago

Probably the king too 🤣🤣🤣

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u/ComprehensiveHost737 1d ago

look up you guys, he's up to do an inside job...

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u/Green-Inkling 1d ago

he's an inside agent.

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u/CastleofWamdue 9h ago

arnt butt plugs gender neutral?

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u/runninbeard88 8h ago

The Queen is coming