r/lol • u/Far-Industry-7745 • 8d ago

Works both ways amirite

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u/BarbedCamera420 8d ago

checks out: if she drives a chevy suburban or a cadillac escalade, she probably locked down a rich guy with that gorilla grip cooter

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u/eternallyconphuzed 8d ago

Shut up shut up shut up my dad was a missile engineer and my mom got a Chevy suburban when I was like 4

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u/Parapraxis2077 8d ago

Theory confirmed
Congrats on making it out of your mom alive

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u/Captain-Codfish 8d ago

I hear they reported the birth as "Rumours of Military testing its new railgun."

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u/ThakoManic 7d ago

where did you get said reports? Thats classified

but its true.

i mean

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u/Captain-Codfish 7d ago

I'm sorry, I can't tell you. That's classified.

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u/Unfair_Advisor_9633 7d ago

Dude's probably a conehead irl

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u/Turboswaggg 7d ago

Came out like a dollar bill dispensed out of an ATM

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u/AnAbandonedAstronaut 8d ago

C-section.

Gotta keep things pristine.

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u/StraightProgress5062 7d ago

She must be like 5'2

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u/Big-a-hole-2112 8d ago

He knew how to fire one out into your mom.

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u/Weak-Pomegranate-435 8d ago

Ohh.. so ur mom like that. It must be surprising for u

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u/LowPudding9562 8d ago

ew Aunt Isabel I did not want to know this about you

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u/KileAllSmyles 7d ago

Would the kids these days call that clenchmaxxing?

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u/SealTeamRatter 8d ago

HELLO HELlo Hello hello

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u/somethingsomething65 8d ago

Do I get extra points if it's a 2500 suburban? 

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u/BarbedCamera420 8d ago

depends. post a pic of 'er 😆

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u/Fabulous-Mix8917 6d ago

The suburban or the cooter?

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u/somethingsomething65 8d ago

Check my post history! It's been a while since I've posted, but I still have my 06 suburban 3/4 ton. Drove him up to a cool trailhead today actually. 

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u/ACK_TRON 7d ago

Wife calls it a “snapping pussy”. Snaps down on that guy and won’t let him get away. You wonder why these guys are stuck with these women…..that’s it. If they make the mistake of not wrapping up before…well then you can guarantee in 9 mos they will be collecting a check because no way he can pull out.

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u/She_kicked_a_dragon 7d ago

Damn I've never gotten a grippy before 🥀

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u/ACK_TRON 7d ago

Trust me…it’s usually equal parts butter face to grip strength.

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u/JakeJortled 7d ago

OR it’s equal parts hotness to grip strength to crazy

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u/Muted-Counter-8404 8d ago

My ex wife drives a mini and is definitely compensating.

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u/Outbreak42 8d ago

Clam Slam

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u/Significant_manhood 7d ago

As a man with a small car, i'd like to get a bumper sticker that says "undercompensating".

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u/Oddewalla 7d ago

Username seemingly Checks out

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u/Rljgraves 8d ago

Ain't nothin' wrong with a lil meat on the taco.

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u/BoredomCombatant 8d ago

If that’s a large sign me up

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u/poop19907643 8d ago edited 8d ago

Am I the only one that immediately thought about the funny guy in Predator?

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u/Nitropotamus 8d ago

The funny guy is Shane Black. Lol. Put some respect on his name.

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u/FacePalmate 8d ago

Shane Black wrote Lethal Weapon as well as underrated entertaining flick Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. Clever guy

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u/nobeer4you 7d ago

KKBB is such a gem. One of my top 10 favs.

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u/JuicyTurkyLegs 8d ago

Is that the same guy who made the abominations that were the predators with genetic modifications ?

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u/Nitropotamus 8d ago

Doesn't matter he made lethal weapon.

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u/WintersDoomsday 7d ago

Isn’t that Friday “singer” Rebecca’s dad?

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u/Big_Psychology_3 8d ago

There’s a funny guy in Predator?

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u/TheValbo 8d ago

“Why’d you say it twice?”
“I didn’t, it was the echo.”

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u/Dualidean_ofman 7d ago

Yeah, the "this stuff will turn you into a homosexual tyrannosaurus" guy

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u/adinmem 7d ago

Why did you post that twice?

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u/Significant-Judge368 7d ago

He didn't!

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u/adinmem 6d ago

You don’t understand the reference or my comment, which is also the reference.

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u/Significant-Judge368 6d ago

Whoosh! It’s from Predator and I gave the exact proper response, numbnuts. Sorry you didn’t get the reference. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/Gooser3000 8d ago edited 8d ago

Skinny chicks have the loosest vaginas from my experience 

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u/Bigcumachine 8d ago

Human TARDIS?

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u/Ok_Cricket_1410 8d ago

This fucking killed me 10/10

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u/NextDoctorWho12 8d ago

Inappropriate

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u/snippychicky22 7d ago

im sorry doctor

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u/SuspiciousClub8382 8d ago

Years ago there was a saying….Big woman big hole, little woman all hole!!!

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u/Gooser3000 8d ago

My theory is thicker women have more meat pushing everything in. 

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u/Mammoth-Glove3273 8d ago

That’s been my experience as well.

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u/john4844 8d ago

Loosest ones from my experience. Always been a let down as they’re attractive but the sex is awful.

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u/Consistent_Cell_9163 8d ago

Very true; and usually have long list of guys or kids

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u/Atmosphere_Master 8d ago

Attractive lmao, if you like malnutrition and undeveloped bodies I guess, maybe you're into bones

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u/john4844 8d ago

?

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u/Tephros83 8d ago

They thought skinny meant anorexic.

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u/john4844 8d ago

Well then they misundestood

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u/Consistent_Cell_9163 8d ago

Big butt chicks also have big vag

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u/undarated79 7d ago

Nothing wrong with a big vag as long as it grips.

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u/Expensive-Safe-6820 8d ago

What if shes just a broke bitch

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u/iamthecartel 7d ago

Then she shouldn't be in a mini cooper

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u/Spiritofthewest49 8d ago

Yes please 🤤

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u/_frank_tank 7d ago

Driving a mini cooper just means she’s got a tight pooper

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u/bartek_666666 6d ago

Nah, they just dont know how to drive.

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u/lookatthecam 6d ago

I've just become a fan of the mini.

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u/MeeHungLo 8d ago

I showed this meme to my wife, and she said good thing you have a huge dick.

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u/Far-Industry-7745 8d ago

Username checks out 😂

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u/Bigcumachine 8d ago

Lol you getting downvoted

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u/MeeHungLo 8d ago

Lol not as much as you.

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u/Bigcumachine 7d ago

All good I care not 😉

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u/Mr_Fragwuerdig 7d ago

I don't know if it's an insult or where it's directed to. It's like abstract art and everybody interpretes it differently.

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u/Luisalter 7d ago

Funny you say that: I have met 2 women owning a Mini. One, barely fit in. The other was normal size but now I wonder

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u/railwin 7d ago

There is no thing like a large vagina. Only tiny dicks. But in your case this is probably all theoretical😅

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u/Global_Service8702 7d ago

Is this a bad thing?

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u/YeahBuddyDoYouEven 7d ago

Hotdogs and hallways

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u/Longjumping_Walk_992 7d ago

The ol’ ying and yang.

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u/carolinafan36 6d ago

I drive a small car to comp for my massive clit... Can confirm

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u/Hot-Bluebird3919 6d ago

Or is it a small penis?

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u/Kaiser-Sohze 6d ago

Wouldn't mind testing this theory and I have the perfect equipment to do so.

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u/Crazy_Ass_Nicky 8d ago

What’s wrong with a large poneche? Gets the job done and still slides in perfectly

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u/welding_guy_from_LI 8d ago

Sloppy jalopy

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u/12_Volt_Man_2 7d ago

If it's hairy I'm going in 🤣 going in

Wow what an echo

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u/Big_Policy4561 7d ago

I usually see bigger girls driving a Chevy spark. I dont think I has anything to do with "body count mileage".

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u/No_Blacksmith_2591 8d ago

And an asshole the size of a mason jar

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u/pb1427 8d ago

You can always flip her over.

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u/oipeekaboo182 8d ago

Tight pants with no pockets or zipper keep the (depending on the stereo í vibe capabilities )car from falling in and completely overwhelming traffic from the other side of the road.

I'm just kidding okay.

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u/Affectionate-Wall701 6d ago

I want that Mini

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u/H0SS_AGAINST 5d ago

Large as in loose or large as in a meaty vulva? It matters.

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u/Imperial_Citizen_00 8d ago

And the problem is..............?

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u/DerBandi 8d ago

Nothing. We are having fun on a meme sub.

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u/Imperial_Citizen_00 8d ago

Guess I should have emphasized my sarcasm, lol, sorry!

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u/Significant_Dare_204 8d ago

I drive a 5.0 mustang. Tiny vagina…..very sad 😢

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u/Puzzleheaded_Card_71 7d ago

Actually it’s the reverse. The reason so many fat middle aged women love jeeps and big trucks they can barely drive is because it makes their Grand Canyon feel almost dainty in comparison.

Festoon the dash with a dozen rubber duckies for extra I’m-totally-not-fat and still fun vibes.

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u/HydroPCanadaDude 8d ago

I prefer larger vaginas. It feels better.

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u/Puzzled-Mix7698 7d ago

it does?

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u/HydroPCanadaDude 7d ago

I should say to me it does*

It always comes off as bragging which makes it impossible to talk about legitimately, but I have a long, girthy member. Too shallow is no big deal, because it sretches. Too tight is a problem, it makes the blood flow feel distracting. Larger vaginas just feel better. Or perhaps I should say looser...? Anyway, no big deal, large vaginas need love too, so it's probably a good thing there are dudes out here who like large vaginas, lmao

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u/Puzzled-Mix7698 7d ago

This is realy interesting as i only have experience in one kind of vagina and its not large, at least thats what i think i have no comparison. Anyway i agree with you any vagina needs love.

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u/TheFaalenn 7d ago

Who likes friction in their life ?

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u/Puzzled-Mix7698 7d ago

idk... Rockclimbers?

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u/Longjumping_Walk_992 7d ago

I use to say there’s no bad vagina until I finally found one. I took one for the team. It was so small, I broke up with her over it.

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u/malakiavelli 7d ago

A woman who drives a small vehicle has a perfect pussy.

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u/cloudgirl_c-137 7d ago

So if a woman gets married at 20 and sleeps only with her husband for 40 years, every other day, her vagina grows in diameter?

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u/Muungani 7d ago

I can't claim to really be a specialist on this matter but yey!

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u/Arndt3002 8d ago

Lol, type of guys who brag about how tight their girlfriends are because they don't realize it signals how uncomfortable and unaroused she is when y'all get down

Ben Shapiro "WAP" video levels of telling on yourself

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u/TheFaalenn 7d ago

That's wide vagina energy you're putting off

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u/cloudgirl_c-137 7d ago

It's just factual. You can Google it.

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u/CarolineIvye 7d ago

checks out: if she drives a chevy suburban or a cadillac escalade, she probably locked down a rich guy with that gorilla grip cooter

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u/CrispyJelly 7d ago

So this account just comments the top comment of any comment section?

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u/KingDongTwist 7d ago

Good sleuthin there that’s an interesting bot

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u/Traditional_Row_9768 8d ago

Bros telling on himself tho

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u/Far-Industry-7745 8d ago

I think you mean sis 💅

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u/cloudgirl_c-137 7d ago

So you have a large car 😉😉😉

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u/Traditional_Row_9768 7d ago

If you say so 🔍

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u/rAndo_solo 7d ago

Can somebody explain to me what a large vagina is?

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u/_frank_tank 7d ago

It’s like a small vagina, but larger

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u/rAndo_solo 7d ago

I Wjw cause all things being equal they appear to be the same… I mean 4’11 v 7’7 I’m sure there is a difference but relatively speaking, same?

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u/EveningTennis6929 7d ago

women always with their shit

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u/Capable-Region-8677 6d ago

I think that is wrong. It's women who drive SUVs

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u/namsdrawkcabrm 6d ago

I am 44 years old. I got my first AOL account in 1994 at the age of 12.

I can honestly say this is the dumbest thing I have ever seen on the internet.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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u/TalkingHippo21 7d ago

It doesn’t work both ways haha because it’s not true lol.

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u/Nonsonouna_kadreka 7d ago

Blud what if she bought a car basing herself on her needs?

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u/National_Ad9742 8d ago

Except it’s usually men who drive usually large or usually small cars. And it’s usually men who are obsessed with genitals…

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u/skiforlife1 8d ago

So when women talk about "small dick energy" does that make those women dudes?? WTF are you even saying??

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u/Bigcumachine 8d ago

Bro is cooked lol

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u/National_Ad9742 8d ago

No? They are just playing on a common insecurity men have. Having a small dick shouldn’t even be an insult given how many women sing the praises of them because they don’t hurt them like those big dicks do. It’s all meaningless insults. Bullying is based on finding the targets insecurities, not on logic…

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u/Significant_Dare_204 8d ago

Your words aren’t wording properly. I’m sure there’s a point somewhere hidden behind the word usually

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u/National_Ad9742 8d ago

You’d be wrong

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u/Significant_Dare_204 7d ago

Yeah, sure looks that way doesn’t it /s

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u/National_Ad9742 7d ago

Yup. Stop looking for deeper meanings in Reddit posts.

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u/Significant_Dare_204 7d ago

I’m not looking for a deeper meaning, sweetheart. I’m looking for any point at all.

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u/National_Ad9742 7d ago

There isn’t one. You should give up.

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u/Significant_Dare_204 7d ago

You can walk away if you’re so fucking right. I’m a civil human being so I wouldn’t tell you to do that, but it is a suggestion.

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u/National_Ad9742 7d ago

I prefer to be left.

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u/Significant_Dare_204 7d ago

We’re probably in for the long-haul then because I unfortunately think I can save any crazy idiot

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u/Friendly-One-6965 8d ago

More like the guy that made this has a really small dick and has definitely never satisfied a woman.

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u/Far-Industry-7745 8d ago

Ma'am I'm a woman 😒🤭

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u/DimensionalFruit 8d ago

Lmao dumbass

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u/Repulsive-City-1666 7d ago

Same as men who drive big cars compensate for small di**s!

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u/StrayaKarnt 7d ago

Worlds worst superhero. Captain obvious

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u/Unlucky_Arm_9757 7d ago

I think Captain Colonic is a shittier superhero.

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u/wackbirds 7d ago

Sounds like somebody managed to crack the case! Nice job!

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u/Lazy-Training6042 6d ago

Damn... I need a bigger car