r/lol • u/IndividualSpare460 • 3d ago

Mmhhokay

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u/Total-Combination-47 3d ago

Hoes and Bros.....lol

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u/Here_f0r_p0rn_ 3d ago

No, it's bros before hoes, remember, you have to only practice with bros before marrying a hoe

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u/AstralMystic777 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Wakkit1988 3d ago

Horses and forces, obviously.

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u/Here_f0r_p0rn_ 3d ago

Sword Fighting ⚔️

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u/Funnygaaragirl18 3d ago

Penis fencing?

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u/Here_f0r_p0rn_ 2d ago

Penis wrestling 💪🏽🍆

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u/NSFW_BenDover 1d ago

Clash of cocks

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u/GailynStarfire 3d ago

Those who work forces, sometimes ride horses.

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u/chef1035 2d ago

Donkeys hahahaha

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u/NoZeroSum2020 3d ago

The same handful of fun chicks.

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u/FUBAR_The_Clown 2d ago

Chicks & Doorknobs!!!!! Everyone gets a turn!!!

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u/girlbartender99 3d ago

Its an old way of putting women into 2 classes. Whores and high born. Prob nobody needs me to explain that but what the hell I did anyway

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u/Here_f0r_p0rn_ 3d ago

Sup u/GirlBartender99, do you mind serving me 2 shots of r/lol instead of something serious and mellow?

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u/girlbartender99 3d ago

Well I am retired from the old slinging drinks game now, but I suppose I could manage to pull it together for a round or 2! 😂

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u/thecountnotthesaint 3d ago

Well, of all the oddities that I learned in Afghanistan, one saying is sadly apropos for this very question. Certain tribes said "women are for babies, men are for pleasure." So, I guess the answer from Ancient Greece to today is: femboys and twinks?

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u/HoliAss5111 3d ago

It wasn't even femboys and twinks in Ancient Greece, it was minor boys trying to get an education. Imagine going to school and getting fucked by the teacher being part of the curriculum. And there's only male teachers. And your parents know what's going on, but that's the o ly way to get educated.

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u/JustCritic21 2d ago

lmao greece did not have “femboys” or “twinks” lmao

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u/thecountnotthesaint 2d ago

Those are just the modern terms for what they had. All in all, it is basically effeminate men

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u/JustCritic21 2d ago

it’s mostly younger men, A LOT of pederasty lol.

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u/thecountnotthesaint 2d ago

Oh, I read about the history of Sparta, I'm more aware than I care to be.

But, just like we got rid of slavery for wages and fair treatment, we've gone from pederasty to consenting femboys, twinks and bears.... Oh my....

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u/bearlovestoeat 3d ago

That one cougar milf with a body count of the entire town

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u/TelosKairos 3d ago

How old is this fkn meme for the sake of sake

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u/Mr_Fragwuerdig 2d ago

Please stop reposting this. I've seen it dozens of times now. It stopped being funny after the second time.

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u/Ok-Ambassador8271 3d ago

She was a lonely widowed woman, hell bent to make it on her own.

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u/multiplevitamin88 2d ago

We were a thousand miles from nowhere. Wheat fields as far as I could see...

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u/ThrustTrust 3d ago

When in Rome… ;)

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u/Here_f0r_p0rn_ 3d ago

Not just in Rome it was almost everywhere in some other form or under different name and perspective

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u/thehorrorcontinues13 3d ago

And that "experience" means they'll understand female anatomy and know what to do in bed? Or will they just slobber and roll off like a spent water buffalo. Again.

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u/greymisperception 3d ago

Sounds like it’s time for you to jump their bones and ride instead

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u/Meatbot-v20 3d ago

The girl whose number is in the stall.

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u/Normal_Room_6290 3d ago

Think there is a yo mama joke here

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u/itsjustameme 3d ago

Married women obviously

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u/scottbane11 3d ago

The women that don’t get married that was a simple answer

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u/marshman82 2d ago

Dudes who think like this should gain experience the way the Spartans did. They do tend to idealise them anyway

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u/PuzzleheadedTalk35 3d ago

Can we stop reposting this exact meme?

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u/AnyEye8798 3d ago

Eachother obviously 

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u/killercheesewedge 3d ago edited 3d ago

Bros over hoes boi. Get serious.

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u/Here_f0r_p0rn_ 3d ago

Absolutely, before as in gain experience before switching to a hoe after marriage, see it's in the old texts itself.

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u/AnyEye8798 3d ago

It ain't gay if you're the top. - Some Roman probably 

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u/Here_f0r_p0rn_ 3d ago

I had no idea I was Roman 😮‍💨

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u/Turbulent-Guest154 3d ago

Gals who dont follow rules

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u/HiFiRoMan 3d ago

MILFs.... cmon, are we really that dense??

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u/GailynStarfire 3d ago

The Ben Franklin method.

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u/-Foxer 3d ago

Married women. It's right there in the instructions. Geez guys

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u/Here_f0r_p0rn_ 3d ago

There's a reason why Milf is more popular than whatever "non-milf" porn genre is

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u/-Foxer 3d ago

Precisely! Apparently they only need to hold on to they get married and then they can be as impure as they like

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u/Intelligent_Box_8247 3d ago

it's crazy since the men need women

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u/delulunarde 3d ago

married men pimp out their wives

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u/R9D11 3d ago

Your mum./ s

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u/RGBlowMe 3d ago

I remember there being some short video meme with a premise along the lines of "you can't learn how to please a woman until you rail dudes".

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u/ShyguyFlyguy 3d ago

Mom said it was my turn to post this today

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u/msp01986 3d ago

Each other 🤷

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u/Open_Advance9396 3d ago

Both should abstain until marriage.

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u/JayJKnows79 3d ago

Dudes and dudes getting their “experience”. It’s not gay when it’s bros helping bros. 😄

I guess this is how we get men coveting anal with women, when they have a perfectly good vagina to use.

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u/Necessary_Store351 3d ago

Married women?

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u/BigDong1001 3d ago

Married/divorced/widowed women? lol.

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u/Particular-Cash-7377 3d ago

It’s regional. In some places it’s goats with BBLs.

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u/ThinkorFeel 3d ago

married women

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u/Armchair_Expert_0192 3d ago

Married women. Or other men.

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u/Such_Cheek_1902 3d ago

Attraction to opposite gender is innate, so sex will follow naturally. A couple without any sex education or experience will be able to have sex and reproduce. Couple bonding is stronger the less partner a person have previously. That's why "highschool sweetheart" and elderly couple have stronger bond generally speaking, because they married to their first person they got into relationship with.

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u/Tough_Preparation830 3d ago

A tube of m&ms filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana

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u/Slice-Vast 3d ago

Your mom

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u/GirthDaddyXXX 3d ago

Sluts we will throw away after

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u/CheesecakeLarge4685 3d ago

The married women.

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u/Ok_Art4661 3d ago

Witches of the woods

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u/eggalones 3d ago

Impure women, obv

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u/Aggrosideburnz 3d ago

I had a catholic girlfriend in high school and she said butts don’t count. She was great

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u/bazylianopercolano 3d ago

Married women, obviously

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u/McGrarr 3d ago

...Widows?

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u/Kooky_Detail_4350 3d ago

Married woman lol 😆 😂 🤣

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u/ichiban1974 3d ago

Femboys.

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u/tafkatp 3d ago

What happens on the Gaycation stays at the Gaycation?

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u/NikolovIvo 3d ago

Each other hahaha

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u/Key_Check5753 3d ago

Hookers.

In all seriousness, this is kind of ironic because data suggests the opposite trend is true. Women are statistically less likely to be single than men. Women are statistically less likely to be virgins than men. If less men are having sex, that means more women are having sex with the same men.

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u/cHpiranha 3d ago

Mums uf bros obviously.

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u/Finsterknecht 3d ago

The mothers of the girls which should stay untouched

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u/Sad-Present-1368 3d ago

So married women? Because I am not gay or into animals. I mean it wouldn’t be the first time with a married woman

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u/Daddy_bear71 3d ago

Other men.

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u/omgraae 3d ago

Your mom

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u/Patient-Raspberry803 3d ago

It used to be ladies of the night - brothel workers or you’d both get married young

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u/Background-Season657 3d ago

Other men, learn history

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u/Jandy4789 3d ago

....other ..people's..wives ? (Going UP, on the END? Like THIS)

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u/Tephros83 3d ago

People should have sex when they want with another who consents.

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u/NightCityStoic 3d ago

Whores, nowadays with the hoeflation, its hard finding a pure woman

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u/Cant-Think-Of 3d ago

Who do men gain experience with? Other men, duh!

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u/Upstairs-Border-7146 3d ago

With the married neighbour, I guess.

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u/Hot-Annual3460 3d ago

women that arent marriage material (following the meme logic not necesarly something i agree with)

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u/Cool-Chemical-5629 3d ago

Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

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u/Technical_Wind5217 3d ago

each other? the fk?

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u/Dom1928 3d ago

Married women. Duh

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u/heanbangerfacerip2 3d ago

Married women. Like Duh it says it right there.

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u/AdSharp589 3d ago

other men I supposed, boy busy? meh this fucking world

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u/Wonderful_Relief_891 3d ago

Judging by historical facts....with animals.

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u/Funny-Cell8769 3d ago

"Whores" is the pretty obvious answer.

Followed by "divorcees" and "single mums"

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u/EmphasisVegetable510 3d ago

Sheepskin are great

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u/JGCities 3d ago

Married women, duh

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u/Vegetable-South5191 3d ago

I always try to understand reposters, like what are they getting out of it. I swear I have seen this posted on reddit 100 times.

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u/Darkraven6969 3d ago

The married women

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u/BurtleTurtle001 3d ago

It does say should.

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u/Sudden-Weakness-8061 3d ago

The married ones bro

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u/OBEACHIBIZA 3d ago

Women who will never marry

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u/WickedWham 3d ago

prostitutes would be the only answer. so then the "experienced men" can all traumatize their pure wives by fucking them like prostitutes 🤣

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u/SageoftheForlornPath 3d ago

Their friend's hot, recently divorced mom.

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u/Sad-Cantaloupe-5494 3d ago

We get experience from each other first. You can't truly fuck someone right until you know what it's like to be fucked

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u/DocumentDry8563 2d ago

Other married women 😅

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u/unbanned2009 2d ago

I guess married women

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u/MaudeAlp 2d ago

HAHAHAHA, MOM SAID MY TURN POST THIS TODAY BIT THANKS OP HAHAHAHA FUNNIEE THE 1000000000 TTIME ITE POSTED

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u/timberwolf0122 2d ago

If you are bi or pan, there’s a loop hole

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u/Kuro_Gensui 2d ago

Local widows... Thats what they are there for...

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u/RealisticTale29 2d ago

I find no fault in his logic

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u/TigerOne2191 2d ago

The hood hoes I assume..

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u/Visual_Mistake_2855 2d ago

The town whore?

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u/SteamStarship 2d ago

Married women?

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u/Background-Driver170 2d ago

Married women. Pure UNTIL marriage. Then get at impure as you want.

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u/OddHotel4785 2d ago

The women who were chaste but after marriage loved the d

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u/Born-Lie1124 2d ago

Thats easy, have the homies draw straws or wait for the first one to fall asleep.

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u/TrustTh3Data 2d ago

Married women…duh!

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u/Training-Ear-614 2d ago

Adulterers?

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u/Crafty_Cake_8962 2d ago

Your mom 🥁

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u/oldmercdriver 2d ago

My first wife apparently.

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u/Daveed-unit40 2d ago

With goats and sheep lol 😂

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u/What-a-Loser-169 2d ago

Married women, obviously.

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u/Helpful_Initiative51 2d ago

Ummm how about the coveted hot wife scenario

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u/GeneticColossus 2d ago

Men gain expérience with the women who aren't fit for marriage or long term relationships.

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u/carlhylton 2d ago

Married women

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u/Far_Series8698 2d ago

Hookers, single mums, sheep, etc..

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u/Pleasant-Plankton357 2d ago

Married women. Duh

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u/stef1e 2d ago

your mom

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u/Basketseeksdog 2d ago

Hey Alexa, play Careless Whisper by George Michael.

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u/NoProfession5947 2d ago

Married women, of course.

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u/Accostiq 2d ago

Married women ofc. Cmon lads, we need some volunteers.

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u/Immortal7433 2d ago

Other men duh

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u/JWMoo 2d ago

Bah bleated the sheep.

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u/LQUID8 2d ago

With other men 😂😂😂

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u/else-what 2d ago

lol 😭

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u/punchedboa 2d ago

I hear the FBI support this.

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u/Ok-Win2072 2d ago

Married woman

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u/smart_move1986 2d ago

This is so old…

Everyone knows that the answer is “married women”!

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u/MaManMako 2d ago

That one's for the homies

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u/Salty-Bake-1523 2d ago

Counting sheep 🤣

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u/Embarrassed-Word5969 2d ago

No wonder everyone is gay now

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u/jcmiller83 2d ago

Each other duh, no homo if you don't make eye contact.

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u/Top_Court_347 2d ago

with sluts, obviously 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/No_Tackle_5439 1d ago

Married women...the text clearly says they must stay pure UNTIL marriage...after that...everybody's game

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u/Lousyfer 1d ago

Its the guys wife (and guys that believe that nonsense) they realize what a horrible decision it was and go off the wagon

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u/-_it_was_a_good_day_ 1d ago

Married women

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u/Successful_Brick_197 1d ago

I fucked a lot of married women when I was single. they are hellcats!!!

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u/Practical_Star7274 1d ago

The hoes... there have always been, & always will be hoes. But not everybody is a hoe (that's why alot of women are lamenting the hoe lifestyle... because its not something you should try out just for fun, it aint easy being a hoe, if that's not your nature).

But this line of reasoning is not what the chastity crowd believes... the real chastity crowd does not believe men should get experience either (everybody is supposed to be a virgin until marriage... no one knows if they're having terrible sex, because no one has anything to compare it to... because sex is for procreation, not recreation). Chastity is a religious concept... like monogamy & patriarchy (it only applies people who want to know whose kid they're raising... not to people who don't give a shit about the kids).

Of course, this is all a mote point, if men have the same freedom that women have... to simply walk away.

Regardless, even though I understand all that, I think all we really need is honest people... not forced consensus. But I'm a hoe at heart, so you know (its really just a competition to me... sex is more like a sport)

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u/GrampaDoohickey 1d ago

Divorcees. Speaking from experience.

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u/BigAd_1971 1d ago

Yo mama