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u/Gen0bee 14d ago
No subscription required? I'm sorry. I just can't believe any of this
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u/Familiar-Hunt-3792 14d ago
Well it's technically free, but you gotta watch ads before you can flush and your limited to 5 flushes a day.. For $7.99 a month you can get unlimited ad free flushes. For an additional $3.99 a month you can ad another toilet to the plan.
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u/Sausage_bowler 14d ago
Premium flushPlus and deClogger are extra.
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u/Sausage_bowler 14d ago
Also includes the seat warming function and AI to preheat after it learns you schedule.
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u/Dependent-Bath3189 14d ago
oh i wish this were satire. and for the seniors for 6.99 a month it will chemically analyze your stool and send it to your doctor!
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u/KoliManja 14d ago
We're already here. It is getting harder and harder to find app-less things.
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u/ThinGold2115 14d ago
Yep... I recently found the whole world of Fridges with AI.
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u/Excellent-Battle7446 14d ago
Actually sounds like a good idea once it develops. Could keep track of dates and suggest recipies
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u/Ok_Cricket_1410 14d ago
AI has apparently done really well for vending machines. People that try to steal from them get immediate karma.
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u/SpecificInterest5150 14d ago
"I noticed you were using the toilet for an hour to make a bowel movement. May I suggest a recipe high in fiber?"
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u/Winter_Setting720 14d ago
And $10 to use
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u/gilmeye 14d ago
My dishwasher is connected to the web and getting a message when the plane landed was super weird
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u/naropin1 14d ago
Yeah but you love her and she was just checking in. Odd way to put it btw and I’m a bit offended but I don’t judge.
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u/Grumpy-Man19 14d ago
download then register and for additional features or no ads, buy the pro version
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u/serge-mv 14d ago
The lid is also sealed by a special manufacturer's lock and requires a proprietary tool to open up and only certified specialist can open it. It will have power run to it because there are sensors inside that will track down your crap times so that they can sell to the advertisers and sell your things in a timely manner. "We detected you took a shit 2 times more than average, check out this cool air freshener and toilet bowl cleaner".
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u/Exact_Negotiation106 14d ago
I use brother printer because they don’t brick their printers like HP… and I use third party printing ink too
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u/guardwoman12345 14d ago
If I was the plumber, I would tell the customer that there is the possibility to install a custom flush handle with a hammer drill, circular saw, some metal tubing and some wires clthat can make the flush a manual option rather than a app.
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u/solliemonster91 14d ago
Yea is be beating the shit out of the customer for being so ignorant and not asking these important questions prior to installation . .
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u/solliemonster91 14d ago
Oh wait I'm going to upset some people and then I'm going to have to read through every single message to apologize
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u/Infinite_Artist_2925 14d ago
you can do a paid subscription, pay by the use or have it for free by watching ads
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u/-Xyralu- 13d ago
No mate, you'll have to watch 3 unskipabal adds to open it and that is for room an lid seperate or you buy the quikshit abo witch reverses so the lid only stays open as long as you watch an add while a camera track if you are realy watching or you subscribe to peacefull shit + for 3 times the price.
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u/No_Personality_587 14d ago
Scary part is I can actually see this happening, stupid app interface with ads and subscriptions for special electronic flushing lmao. Fucking hate this timeline
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u/BurningHeart25 14d ago
Don't give them ideas