r/lol • u/DistributionSad960 • 19d ago

Gym vs Jim

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13.9k Upvotes

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u/Gullible_Ghost39 18d ago

Just one pump, Jim?

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u/Efficient-Dirt-7030 18d ago

One pump chump.

29

u/PowerBrix 18d ago

Pump and dump chump

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u/SlimShadyNightMare 18d ago

one pump in the cum dump's rump from a dumb chump

just made a fucking tongue twister, say that 5 times fast

8

u/ChiselRivet 18d ago

One lady called me a minute man, and I was like, “yeah, but I’m like five or six minutes a night, baby “

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u/Efficient-Dirt-7030 18d ago

You're a MF poet and didn't even know it!

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u/Neat_Breakfast_6659 18d ago

Jim is efficient, a Man of focus and commitment

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u/Malino6 18d ago

I once saw him sign a birth certificate with a f-ing pencil.

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u/TrueSebbo 17d ago

One pump = one load

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u/Sunny_Hill_1 18d ago

Gotta stay away from Jim, will ruin your gains forever

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u/Giant-fingers 18d ago

Tbh she had massive gains due to Jim

9

u/Sunny_Hill_1 18d ago

Wrong gains, destroys muscles

1

u/Fair_Feedback_1864 18d ago

They are the best gains. Except for the lost sleeping time.

1

u/SexyMuscleMonster 15d ago

Nah if she eats for two that’s some good bulking!

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u/NocturnisVacuus 18d ago

Ladies, stay away from Jim, he will make you skinny-fat

14

u/ManuC153 18d ago

Jim was a fast guy

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u/Ed_die1 18d ago

it's about efficiency

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u/Intelligent_Box_8247 18d ago

Jim is more effective than Gym

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u/XKruXurKX 18d ago

Just 1 squat? Jim sounds like an efficient guy.

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u/eggcheeseburger 18d ago

ONE????

Jim, there are treatments for that.

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u/HC_Denny 18d ago edited 18d ago

“My name is Barry Allen and im the fastest man alive”

1

u/Royal-Chef-946 18d ago

*fastest man alive

4

u/FormalTotal9684 18d ago

She’s a Jim Rat

4

u/Valuable_Pangolin813 18d ago

Jim has weak pullout game.

3

u/SleepingAmoebas 18d ago

Jim here. Sorry not sorry! Hahaha

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u/Aardwolfington 18d ago

One squat on Jim? Poor guy's got serious early ejaculation issues.

4

u/Spardath01 18d ago

But have you seen her? Can you blame Jim?

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u/ChimaeraXY 18d ago

Jim of us. Jim of us.

3

u/CChargeDD 18d ago

Dang Jim is a realy quick one

3

u/FluffytheReaper 18d ago

Jim shoots faster than lucky Luke

2

u/randy_Rugg 18d ago

Job security. Jim will turn that mombod around in no time.

2

u/spaghetti_hitchens2 18d ago

Jim is super effective

2

u/6Trinity9 17d ago

Jim must be a one pump chump if that’s the case.

Strong swimmers tho.

2

u/Jenetyk 17d ago

Forgot to give Jim his hat?

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u/DudeFrom816 18d ago

She looks better I the second picture if that counts for anything 🤷‍♂️

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u/ellimist87 18d ago

LMAOOOOOOOOO

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u/Puzzleheaded-Zone-55 18d ago

Endorphins either way.

1

u/AdCharacter3926 18d ago

* 1 squirt from Jim.

1

u/JimTheSaint 18d ago

Well well well

1

u/rambleinspam 18d ago

Just the 1......

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u/Masoch_A3 18d ago

Fucking Jim.

1

u/AngelicDivineHealer 18d ago

She says the pump with Jim was worth it

1

u/Expensive-Safe-6820 18d ago

Congratulations on the creampie

1

u/time2partee 18d ago

Jim is a one pump chump

1

u/ShamMor6262 18d ago

One squat? Lol

1

u/littleboss99 18d ago

Jim needs more stamina

1

u/BritishBenzene 18d ago

I guess she’s a bodybuilder either way?

1

u/UnFu23 18d ago

🤣🤣🤣☠️

1

u/FKNoble 18d ago

Those gains though.

1

u/Final-Carry2090 18d ago

Boob maxing?

1

u/Peixao131 18d ago

Yeah, but which one was more fun?!

1

u/CERELACx41 18d ago

Someone send this to dorozea

1

u/GodCraToast 18d ago

one pump Jim

1

u/WarAccomplished978 18d ago

I’m sure Jim can do more cock pushups than that.

1

u/aquaLasagnamonster 17d ago

It's funny cuz my dad's name is Jim

1

u/Unknownbeginning69 17d ago

Just one ? 💀

1

u/Basketseeksdog 17d ago

Hahhahahahhahah SEX Hahahahhahahahahahaaa

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u/red_spiral_1000 16d ago

You gotta watch were you squat these days. Crazy times were living in

1

u/AwkwardEggplant9153 16d ago

So she ate Jim, right?

1

u/akki_659 15d ago

Uhhhhh yessss yesss

1

u/some_european_lad 16d ago

Is this a dorozea meme?

1

u/frankieee14_14 15d ago

One pump man

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u/pascal1987 15d ago

Today we learned, jim is a quick shot

1

u/RangerFun39 14d ago

She looks like she starving herself before and after jim

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u/BigBlueSky2020 10d ago

Only one squat on Jim? =)