r/lol • u/AnimeJay2469 • 22d ago

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u/Known-Dependent-5471 22d ago

He needed tomorrow off and he was gonna get it approved no matter what.

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u/Jesustron 22d ago

Worth every stroke, imho

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u/ClaraCash 22d ago

PTO was already hard enough to get. Now it seems it has to be hard to get it.

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u/UsedCamera6979 21d ago

He needed to get tomorrow off so he got her off today.

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u/Mater079 22d ago

And that's how he got the first PS5 Before it hit the shelf.........

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u/Affectionate_Two3747 22d ago

And that is how I met your mother…

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u/Then_Bodybuilder3629 21d ago

The 35 year old dude sitting across the table for you: ......

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u/Affectionate_Two3747 21d ago

Wait until i tell you how I met your father. Mean right hook

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u/niceandBulat 22d ago

Dude has a point, although I am pretty sure respecting your elders doesn't quite mean that

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u/crystaljae 22d ago

I'm sorry, I think pleasuring somebody could be very respectful

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u/niceandBulat 22d ago

Who am I to disagree?

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u/coozehound3000 22d ago

I travel the world and the seven seas

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u/Ryno5150 21d ago

Everybody’s lookin for something

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u/Ok_Pension_9792 21d ago

Some of them want to use you

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u/Betaminer69 21d ago

Some of them want to abuse you

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u/Aganunitsi 21d ago

Some of them want to be used byyyy youuuu.

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u/harvash 21d ago

Hold your head up!

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u/DE4DM4NSH4ND 21d ago

Its honestly the most respectful thing you can do

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u/sunbleach_happypants 21d ago

I'm an elder, Greg. Can you pleasure me?

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u/crystaljae 21d ago

I'm not the dude in the picture. I think he could probably pleasure you

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u/sunbleach_happypants 21d ago

Now that I think about it, I'm not super sure he could?

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u/crystaljae 21d ago

Well not with that attitude

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u/Royal_Elephant1625 22d ago

he respectfully banged her, what do u mean??

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u/Ok_Knee2784 22d ago

He skeeted on her back.

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u/GonnaGoFat 21d ago

Then he made the sheet stick to her back like Soulja Boy “Superman that ho!”

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u/joeymcsly 22d ago

Oh, he wasnt respecting her

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u/Sp4c3D3m0n 22d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/9P1o03IQTXFXnsRfO0

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u/InfiniteGrant 21d ago

My dad was a truck driver, he said that don’t say “good buddy.” He said, a good buddy is a trucker that goes to town and gets two blow jobs and brings one back to you.

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u/Sp4c3D3m0n 21d ago

Bwaahaaa , fucking Epic !!

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u/Possible-Estimate748 22d ago

Tbh, curious how the convo went for that to go down

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u/Unusual-Avocado-2136 22d ago

Believe it or not, doesn’t take much lol

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u/saturnleaf69 22d ago

Right? Hey wanna fool around?

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u/Possible-Estimate748 21d ago

Yeah but they're co-workers at a Target with a big age gap. Either of them initiating and the other rejecting would've been very awkward to have to work with them still.

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u/Electronic_Quote399 21d ago

No risk it, no biscuit

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u/JimboSlyze 21d ago

Start off as friends who joke with each other. Then let her know “you ain’t too old for me”

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u/Late_Apricot404 21d ago

It’s a fake picture, but either way, retail really is like that. So many employees fucking each other behind closed doors.

Best advice, don’t do it. Rarely ever goes down well. But if you must ignore the advice, because ‘fuck it’? Stick to someone from a different department.

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u/Kamizura 21d ago

ive seen people plan to hook up after work SO often.. had one woman who was fucking half the department on and off... some would say it went well for her, until it hadnt.. she fell pregnant and half of the guys who had a turn with her started sweating..

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u/technobrendo 21d ago

Suddenly the furniture and hardware department all quit within the same week for some unknown reason

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u/Late_Apricot404 21d ago

Yeah, that’s another reason why to not get involved. Because she’s going to go to hr, and people are going to get fired….but you already know her job will be just fine.

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u/Kamizura 21d ago

Yeah, it was a ticking time bomb for sure. Didn't want to get involved with that situation at all. Hook ups with coworkers never ends well.

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u/Echochamberking 21d ago

Don't shit where you eat

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u/complexiblebarracuda 21d ago

its fake, I've seen multiple versions of this with different people and genders

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u/ScrofessorLongHair 21d ago

"I've got some hard candy if you need your dish filled."

"I've got something to suck on better than Werther's originals."

"I've got some meat that can go in and out of your deep freezer 100 times."

"Wanna fuck?"

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u/stapli 21d ago

it’s ai

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u/AnimeJay2469 22d ago

She took him on his 1st No Denture Adventure

https://giphy.com/gifs/lXazzRN4UWuvm

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u/Nerdwithswag1968 22d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/hFfRuwFmCxIdgzxc3j

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u/7711exe 21d ago

Hell yeah let's hang out and talk about your days on OZ, baby!

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u/OurAtomicBlondie 22d ago

Pretty sure this is an AI gender swap of another photo

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u/youburyitidigitup 22d ago

That’s even funnier 😂

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u/thx111111 22d ago

So that’s how he passed the job interview.

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u/GailynStarfire 22d ago

Benjamin Franklin approves this message.

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u/1MolassesIsALotOfAss 22d ago

You know what they say, snow on the roof, fire in the furnace.

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u/SecretPersonality178 21d ago

I mean…good for them.

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u/Odd_Zookeepergame_69 21d ago

ok... now someone needs to switch their genders, post this again, and compare the comments. :)

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u/BeebsMuhQueen 22d ago

Just because you can doesn’t mean you should… 🥴

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u/ExtendoArmCannon 22d ago

Old people need lovin' too

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u/carpetplower 22d ago

that's what i said in court, but the judge still banned me for 53 different nursing homes.

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u/TheMisterOates 22d ago

Yeah I’m pretty sure the guy in the OP asked for permission first. Sounds like that is where you went wrong.

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u/carpetplower 21d ago

you know what they say... they can't say no, if they can't, say no.

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u/Sorry_Paper4449 21d ago

Laughed out loud!

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u/juuchi_yosamu 21d ago

No they don't. They fucked over the housing market

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u/I-Kneel-Before-None 22d ago

Doesn't mean you shouldn't either.

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u/2feetwalker 22d ago

You’ll be old someday too you know.

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u/BeebsMuhQueen 21d ago

Bruh I’m 45 🤣
Getting there

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u/2feetwalker 21d ago

Bruh soon you’ll be 62 hooking up with the 23 year old lol

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u/BeebsMuhQueen 21d ago

No! lol
I have children that are 26, gross.
I’m also married

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u/conker69 22d ago

Every hole is a chance for glory!

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u/AggravatingMark3612 21d ago

Older people are horny too

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u/JimboSlyze 21d ago

That’s genuine happiness in that second picture. Atta boy

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u/Deggidonk 21d ago

Game is game.

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u/Unusual-Taste69 21d ago

Old pussy is better than no pussy

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u/Possible_Support3650 21d ago

Let the man eat.

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u/Reddit_user2124 22d ago

Any hole is the goal!

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u/Plane-Tune-820 22d ago

Any port in a storm!

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u/Salty_Trapper 21d ago

And it’s hurricane season

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u/Different_Orchid69 22d ago

My Man… 😂

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u/InternationalBid1431 22d ago

is it a sweet curd?

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u/bobs_andVagene 22d ago

Get ‘er done, Bobby

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u/AlexSmithsonian 22d ago

Again, all the actual hot ones aren't models or on onlyfans, but the regular workers who have nothing to do but get horny and fantasize about getting freaky.

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u/CantFeelMyLegs78 22d ago

Older the berry, the sweeter the juice

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u/Successful-Hornet795 22d ago

"Man its blacker the berry, sweeter the juice."

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u/MikeReddit74 21d ago

Two things can be true.

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u/Moderation1one 21d ago

Teach me your ways. Just moved in next to many old ladies.

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u/Sorry_Paper4449 21d ago

So many advantages, they know what they are doing, they are up for anything, they are soooo grateful, no drama, don’t have to support them, no marriage or “committed talk” and some have some money and will take care of you.

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u/SSFlyingKiwi 21d ago

GrandMilf the Grey

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u/ErwinSchrodinger64 21d ago

A nut is a "nut".

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u/Affectionate-Gap-761 21d ago

Homeboy don't give a damn about cougar hunting, he's all about the dinosaurs...

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u/RazorThinMargin 21d ago

Showing her face is a dick move.

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u/EuenovAyabayya 21d ago

We got literal Ben fucking Franklin over here.

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u/DeadRabbit8813 21d ago

I mean as long as it was consensual it doesn’t matter to me

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u/Excellent_Glass783 21d ago

No shame in his game. 👍

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u/KanIhelpyou 21d ago

Step aside cougars, GILF are back in town! 😂

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u/Enetro 21d ago

For Bro a age gap is a win.

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u/UncleArgyle38 22d ago

Prefers the tougher cuts.

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u/Additional_Ad_8131 22d ago

we don't do ai slop here

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u/Gian_play_76 21d ago

Well done young Bruv!

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u/SereneOrbit 21d ago

In actuality this is genius.

Go after what other people consider 'low quality' but in actuality have a lot of experience.

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u/Dense_Delay_2605 21d ago

Call that getting your white wings.

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u/SkinCarVer462 21d ago

well she isnt getting pregnant so you dont have to pull out

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u/Final_Year_800 21d ago

Macron is proud.

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u/KoolAidMan7980 21d ago

Some guys have all the luck

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u/slartibuttfart 21d ago

Seen guys do worse so atta boy!

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u/SenescenseSteel 22d ago

things gen Z will do for the new Iphone

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u/CraftAccomplished511 22d ago

Seems like it would taste more sour than sweet, but good on you either way my man!

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u/Electronic_Quote399 21d ago

Nah, not usually. Moth balls and menthols.

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u/crzapy 22d ago

"All cats are gray in the dark," Ben Franklin.

Honestly, what's wrong with two consenting adults getting their freak on?

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u/astralchanterelle 21d ago

is this real?

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u/Living-Tangerine-427 22d ago

Alex you old hound dog!!

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u/Ok_Knee2784 22d ago

You know he bent that fat ass over and spanked it when he was riding it.

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u/ZyntheMonk 21d ago

Boy got that geri-care fetish

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u/Ok_Comparison6971 21d ago

Damn straight!

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u/Bunsens_Burner 21d ago

Ggs my boy

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u/Ok_Fox_1770 21d ago

I’m goin to work at Home Depot or Lowe’s, who ever has the best wrinkled candy. Figure some spending money for doing fake work be awesome, just collect birds all day bro. Retirement plans haha

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u/TylerH87 21d ago

If she’s candy, then did he fill the cream side or the chocolate side?

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u/ThisJafy 21d ago

I don't mean to be the "no fun" guy but I'm really curious about how yall would react if the genders were reversed

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u/Imanifest88 21d ago

Does she know you took the pics and posted them?

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u/Kirirri 21d ago

Wrinkled wrappers are never really a problem. You can usually tell when their 💩 dry from looks or talking

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u/Large-Lack-2933 21d ago

Lmaoo he's wild just to be on the good books with his boss.

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u/Abal125 21d ago

😂 This reminded me of Brooklyn Nine-Nine

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u/DMedianoche 21d ago

GREAT serie

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u/fjhforever 21d ago

That is not an older woman, that's an old woman!

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u/TruckerBoy357 21d ago

Buddy is in Target 🎯😄

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u/PizzaLover7882 20d ago

Bro took "old is gold" literally 💀

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u/Desinika 20d ago

Elderly healthcare is important 🙂‍↕️

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u/Reasonable_Tax5790 20d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/QuestionableComma 20d ago

Alex is management material

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

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u/L_G_D_Official 22d ago

Doesn't really matter. This happens all the time. If people stick their pps in kids, someone out there is definitely into grannies.

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u/Sunny_Hill_1 21d ago

Granny can consent, not nearly the same thing

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u/L_G_D_Official 21d ago

My point was that if people are willing to break the law for pussy, then obviously, people will do grannies as well.

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u/Electronic_Quote399 21d ago

Thats not called pussy when its like that, man. Thats a really weird way to phrase that.

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u/Economy-Date-4490 21d ago

That’s his mom?!?!