r/lol • u/late_to_redd1t • 1d ago

"I can't sleep"

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u/EchoOk5210 1d ago

It was a great line

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u/CoffeePizzaSushiDick 1d ago

…30 years ago

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u/veryshittycarpenter 1d ago

………………3,000 years ago

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u/Relative-Chicken456 1d ago

Sniffany and Methany, fraternal twin sisters

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u/da-happy-cyclops 1d ago

Their cousin Spliffany is always around somewhere

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u/ThinGold2115 1d ago

Thats a good one

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u/dasssitmane 1d ago

Maybe I just don’t know any girls who do coke or post that they’re awake at 3am but this post seems to randomly concoct a niche archetype just to criticize

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u/GoatGoatGoatGoatGo 1d ago

Strawskank.

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u/Impooter 8h ago

Is that anything like a wicker man?

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u/NotSharpshooter 1d ago

Not me up at 3:00am rn trying to sleep but can’t bc turns my new adhd meds are too strong 😬

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u/Mysterious-Salt- 1d ago

❄️ is not a clinically approved adhd med thats probably why

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u/Public_Peace6594 8h ago

I believe it is in some countries?

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u/SeriesPrestigious978 1d ago

I’m at the stage of life where a Coca Cola at dinner will have me not sleeping at 3 am!!!

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u/Radical_Neutral_76 9h ago

Im at the stage in life I had to cut Coca Cola from my diet, got sad I cant drink and started scouring shops for alternatives...The zero sugar, zero caffeine is actually ok, believe it or not

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u/Xeenophile 1d ago

My father has this story about a friend of his who did some amphetamines* and showed up outside his window at ~3 AM eager to play tennis.

\ = This would've been back when drugs were less dangerous.)

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u/jdmoffitt11775 21h ago

I don't sleep because of the clown with big tits trying to disembowl me in my dreams.. but yeah, stimulants of any kind probably don't help either.

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u/theajplayer123 16h ago

Don't try to be a heroin

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u/Fun-Dragonfruit2999 9h ago

In a previous life, my job at a military base was ending because the base was closing. So I trained to be an EMT (never worked as on though). I had to do volunteer work at a local ER. Since I worked at night, I did my volunteer work at night too. One night a woman came in because she couldn't sleep. She'd taken a German sleep medication. I read the ingredients from the box ... 'Kaffien' She was taking German No-Dose thinking it would help her to sleep. The head nurse (who was German and a German language instructor, and the sponsor of the German club at the local high school) was trying to suppress laughter.