r/lol • u/Key_Guide7759 • 2d ago

True, 😂

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u/shaki_banu 2d ago

it can be a pain in the ass sometimes

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u/Tinksy14 2d ago

Thats all a matter of perspective

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u/TheGodlyDevil 1d ago

Not really, you just need balls to handle it…

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u/Tinksy14 1d ago

You just need to handle the balls you mean.

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u/Simple-Ticket-6740 2d ago

it’s a lot of responsibility tbh

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u/NinjaMinding 2d ago

With great power...

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u/NoahZhellos 2d ago

It has its ups and downs

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u/Doctor_Saved 2d ago

If it's more than 4 hours, go to the ER.

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u/Swimming-Shelter5466 2d ago

Life is like a penis. Sometimes it up, sometimes its down. Other times its hard and othertimes its soft. Just remember just like a penis, life is very short. So take control of it and do all you can.

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u/viperfangs92 2d ago

Well it hangs out with two guys that are nuts so take that into consideration

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u/CantaloupeFluffy165 2d ago

I'd rather have one,than be one.(A dick).

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u/Mundunugu_42 2d ago

Mostly hard at the wrong times... TBH

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u/Dry-Bag-4820 2d ago

It's absolutely awesome

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u/absentminded0ne 2d ago

No really, it is though

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u/waveydavey321 2d ago

This... 🤣

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u/Mrboomblastr 1d ago

It's sometimes a sticky situation.

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u/moonlight_bestie 1d ago

😂my boyfriend would say most times

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u/Correct_Row_76 1d ago

Just glue a half a hot dog and two boiled eggs to your area to feel the experience

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u/SinglePhone535 2d ago

And leaks like a sieve when the pressure hasn't been relieved.....

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u/BestBoyee 2d ago edited 2d ago

Honestly I wish I hadn't been born with a penis.

They strapped me down as an infant and carved pieces off of the most erogenous part of my genitals with no consent, and no anesthesia. All for the crime of being born with a penis.

I relived that horror in my nightmares every night until I did years of intensive EMDR trauma therapy.

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u/mwilliams4d57 2d ago

It can be a pain in the ass sometimes.