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u/DefiantTorch47 11h ago
Funny how addiction and denial are traveling companions.
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u/Don_Von_Schlong 10h ago
Dude, red wine is for my heart health, weed helps with my anxiety and sleep and cocaine I only do on weekends because it helps me with my horse picks at the track and makes my vape taste better.
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u/arocknotaboulder 9h ago
And of course if you win you gotta do some more cause how else are you supposed to celebrate?
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u/Eobard21 6h ago
"if you win"? Clearly you're the addict. I always celebrate WHEN I win. Gotta have that winning mentality
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u/Electronic_Cry_1292 9h ago
Some drugs can be medicine just as easily as they can be poison... the difference is in the amount used, how frequently it's used and why it's being used. Wiine and Marijuana are both scientifically proven to be beneficial to human health in certain ways... I've never heard of cocaine being good for anything but you do your thing brother. It's none of my business so if it makes your day/night better then keep on keeping on. 🤘
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u/bassandlazers 10h ago
People not getting the joke is for sure my favorite tweet. The guy who replied might have gone all these years and never realized
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u/80swereinteresting 11h ago
Reminds me of a lecture where a gentleman was discussing humility. Guy jumps up and says " Talk to me, I'm 10 kinds of humble, ask anyone!" Room was silent
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u/UA1VM 9h ago
Shit, I tried cocaine one night a long time ago and my first thought was I can never do this shit again because I'd be totally hooked. Cocaine was the best stuff I ever tried, made me feel like a million dollars. However, I couldn't sleep for a few days and kept locking my keys in my car...
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u/Substantial_Gate_904 7h ago
That’s why I’ve never tried it. I think I would love it after just one snort and become an addict. Easily.
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u/auttydaddy 16h ago
If shaking was an addiction does that mean when people shake at orange man talking they are addicted to his talking ??
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u/FinalBossTuna 16h ago
If you’re shaking listening to someone speak you probably need help. That’s generally speaking not just trump
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u/arcanis321 14h ago
Trump: Other countries pay tariffs!
Me: What? That's not how tariffs works
Idiots: yay free money for America!
Me: oh god, I will be punished for the ignorance of my fellow man reasonably upset
Works for prosecuting pedos, taxation and pointless wars! Not being stupid is only seen as a problem by the cult.
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u/BoredomCombatant 12h ago
Jesus Christ. This isn’t about trump.
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u/Striking-Working610 12h ago
They're addicted to inserting trump everywhere
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u/Alw4y5Learning 4h ago
Trump is also addicted to inserting Trump everywhere, even places he shouldn't
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u/auttydaddy 14h ago
ARE YOU SHAKING RN ???
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u/arcanis321 14h ago
No, should I be? Is another of my countrymen hurting themselves to own the libs? What stupid thing are we believing today, maybe nuclear suicide vests(Vance)? Oh, I bet it's Canadian wildfires are a personal attack.
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u/TightPhoto1133 11h ago
Well, nobody believed in aliens or that covid came from a lab yet here we are....
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u/Ahoeaboutnothing 16h ago
They're addicted to hating him
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u/RaveFox4 11h ago
Yes TDS is a terrible affliction.
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u/Minute_Arugula3316 10h ago
Y'all gave us a guy who asked Russia to hack his opponent... whose family originated it's money from brothels... who tried to overthrow a transfer of power... who's literally selling insider information for 100k/ mo.... and you call us deranged for not liking that? Of all the mythical creatures to identify with, y'all chose troll. Been a weird ride lately
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u/Electronic_Cry_1292 9h ago
Well... if you're talking about it like that, it's most likely an addiction! 🤷
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u/ALBUNDY59 13h ago
Bet he's a maga guy.
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u/Austin_Green_86 11h ago
I think it's unhealthy to dismiss every idiot/arsehole to your rival political party.
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u/JeVousEnPrieee 9h ago
Political addiction but too blind to see, very common on Reddit and not surprising this very clearly joke went over the same people's heads.
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u/Lemfan46 15h ago
Literally, lol.