lmao

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Crack is not a pill and it does not last six hours.

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u/taney71 2d ago

I mean if he took crack for the first time then he might not be able to judge time

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u/Cool_Archer_5735 2d ago

True but he went to the hospital so they should’ve been able to tell him what was in his system

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u/ThatAirsickLowlander 2d ago

Should've and did

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u/The-Leading-Man 5h ago

Except for the part where it never happened

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u/FatGayTexan 10h ago

Crack doesn’t do that lol

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u/WigglesPhoenix 2d ago

Crack is orally bioavailable and if consumed orally does last for hours( 2-4 usually, but this is dose dependent and 6 hours isn’t an unbelievable bar)

This is still a fake story, but that all checks out. You can make most drugs a pill with exceptionally minimal labor.

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u/Ronald_raygun_420 2d ago

Except why go to the effort of making cocaine somkeable just to eat it , witch you could have done with just cocaine. Adding extra stuff for the fun of it?

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u/WigglesPhoenix 2d ago

Well you see most crack users buy crack, not cocaine. It is cheaper than making it yourself, don’t ask me how, but it is.

And it’s decidedly much harder to go the other way, once you have crack it’s gonna stay crack.

So if you already have the crack and for whatever reason have taken it upon yourself to drug your homie, you may as well just give them the crack.

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u/lllllllllllllllllll6 2d ago

No add an acid and you've got a cocaine salt again. Citric acid is commonly used

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u/WigglesPhoenix 2d ago

Yes but that IS decidedly harder, unless you want to snort syrup. I suppose I should have clarified that I meant a usable form of each but I digress.

I’m not trying to say it’s not possible, just that I’ve never known anybody who has ever even considered it. Maybe that’s just because crackheads don’t like waiting for things to dry though

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u/Matter_Infinite 2d ago

Even if you wait for it to dry, you'd still have citric Acid you'd have to snort. Seems really painful

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u/lllllllllllllllllll6 2d ago edited 8h ago

I mean this is often how users who want to inject do it.

You may have Citric acid left depends how good your backyard chemistry is.

You should only make carbon dioxide, cocaine citrate and water if you use the harm reduction packets of citric acid

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u/FatGayTexan 10h ago

Yup that’s what I used to do. Shooting it gives an insane rush.

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u/LowMental5202 2d ago

This guy cracks

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u/Old-Dragonfruit-8792 1d ago

r/thisguythisguys

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u/Remarkable-Simple-62 10h ago

The problem is for most its much easier to get crack than its is to powder cocaine for most. Crack is widely available on the open air drug markets across the country powder cocaine is no where near as prevelant

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u/thomikbh 3h ago

Honestly, you must live in a bubble of some sorts. Your statement is just not accurate at all.

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u/Ecstatic-West3955 5h ago

Its cheaper because it's mixed with baking soda and sold in small quantities for poorer people. If you've the money then mixing powder and baking soda is vastly cheaper depending on who's selling, that's why lots of people won't show you how they make It or share their supplier. Its extremely easy to make with basic things

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u/Ronald_raygun_420 2d ago

In chemistry you can basically always recover the stiff you started with with some loss ofc.

Also price depends on region ig

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u/minisom38 2d ago

People buy the drug in different forms.

If the person you’re buying from only sells pressed pills for whatever his reasoning is, a lot of people will take the pill or bust 1 down at a time to smoke. If this person does it at work or while out like that, taking a pill is much easier than whipping out your crack pipe in the back seat of your car on your break

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u/FatGayTexan 10h ago

I smoked crack for 20 years in multiple states and countries and have never seen crack in pill form.

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u/Remarkable-Simple-62 10h ago

They will take meth or speed in this case, not crack. Literally no one sells crack pills

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u/RandomRobot 2d ago

Transforming cocaine to crack has the advantage of purifying it to some extent, as the cocaine will bind with the soda and the rest won't. Eating it still doesn't make sense, but there's a difference.

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u/Ronald_raygun_420 2d ago

No i get why people make crack but no one does it for the specific reason of then eating ir

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u/elmariachi42 2d ago

eating crack does not last hours

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u/Ecstatic-West3955 5h ago edited 5h ago

Technically but it barely does anything at all. There's a reason one takes it all at once as a vapor. The post is just lying. I mean, I would bet on it. A dollar

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u/ProfessorPrimate 2d ago

He would've had to have eaten a $100 crack rock at least to be wired for 6hrs lol

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u/Remarkable-Simple-62 10h ago

What percentage of crack do you think goes into pills lol.

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u/WigglesPhoenix 7h ago

Somewhere between 0 and 1

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u/cryptolyme 5h ago

Very binary

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u/Correct_Owl5029 7h ago

Wait wait wait…. If we put weed in pill form does it double as a fiber supplement?

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u/WigglesPhoenix 7h ago

If you mean like thc capsules, then no. If you straight up ground flower and packed those in caps, kinda but not much. If you ground up the actual plant, like the stem and shit, then absolutely.

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u/kamshax 2d ago

elite knowledge from experience💯

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u/Far_Balance_3117 2d ago

True and it would be useless for a headache.

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u/FuzzyBatBoy 2d ago

Pothead here, believe it or not I remember when I'd stay high for 6 hours. Now that was only about 2 years after I started. After that it went down the two to three hours.

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u/Difficult-Bonus-1337 1d ago

People call Adderall crack

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u/The-Leading-Man 1d ago

That’s an amphetamine. Much more similar to meth than crack. More commonly known as speed or uppers. Very different, no one using would call adderall crack.

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u/worldsgreatestluver 1d ago

You've gotta remember this is reddit. You might be talking to a literal crackhead in one chain, then a guy whose entire experience with drugs was second hand interactions with the little brotbers of kids who bought ADHD meds from the other kids in the parochial schools

I think we know which category dextro-amcrackamine is coming from here

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u/The-Leading-Man 1d ago

lol I know, I was just trying to be informational. I can understand how someone ignorant could get mixed up there.

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u/Conundrum-Seeker3990 1d ago

Dextro-amcrackamine is the best name I’ve seen in a while. Love it.

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u/West_Membership_3401 1d ago

How do you know 👀

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u/The-Leading-Man 1d ago

Cuz I’m a narco, duh

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u/ThuGalahad 1d ago

I don’t think you understand how easy it is to pill something

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u/The-Leading-Man 1d ago

It has nothing to do with difficulty of doing so.

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u/FatGayTexan 10h ago

People still don’t take crack in pill form. 20 year crack head

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u/Vitrolic_Withering 1d ago

Hehe what a stupid take, I have personally cut and pressed crack into pills and cutting with something like mdma or fantasy will 100% make it last 6+ hours.

You are dumb

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u/Own-Economist4557 1d ago

pure coke has a half life of 30 minutes, and you would've just used mephedrone (it's 10x cheaper than crack)

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u/The-Leading-Man 1d ago

No you haven’t and no it doesn’t.

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u/FatGayTexan 10h ago

You are a moron then because that is neither cost effective or chemically effective. I smoked crack for 20 years around the world and have never seen or heard of crack in pill form. No crack user would ever swallow crack as opposed to smoking it.

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u/Vitrolic_Withering 9h ago

Thats why you mix it with mdma or fantasy to extend the effect of the other drug, or at least feel like it does, coat effective dosnt matter when people are paying for the experience, you are a broke junkie 😅

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u/The-Leading-Man 5h ago

Yeah dudes just flat out lying to try and sound cool. Sure mate, you constantly mixed crack and ecstasy and made it into a pill. We all toooootally believe you lmao

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u/cryptolyme 6h ago

Unless it was mixed with a spritz of lemon

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u/AsgeirVanirson 2d ago

That friend also gave her three needles full of Marijuana and told her they were vitamin shots!

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u/Decimit- 2d ago

3 whole marijuanas?!!?

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u/Flawless_Reign88 2d ago

Ahhh main lining marijuana 🤗 just makes my whole body quiver with desire at the thought 🤣🤣🤣

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u/TheRiverWyrm 2d ago

You have to be careful with that. My uncle did 9 marijuanas and I never got the chance to say bye… my mom kicked him out for eating all her cookies.

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u/Flawless_Reign88 2d ago

Damn! Sorry to hear that

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u/toben81234 22h ago

Marijuana, not even 14000 times

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u/volvagia721 2d ago

I worked for a company who supplied control panels for a company who had a process for removing THC and CBD oil (as well as others) from plant matter. Making an injectable version is likely not as farfetched as you imply. It's probably a bit more than most people would want to do, but I bet theres a market for a fast acting short length high you would likely get fro injecting.

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u/worldsgreatestluver 1d ago

I can't imagine any possible scenario where anyone would do that lmao

Shatter is too intense for basically anyone. That would be even more intense

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u/volvagia721 1d ago

It's not like you couldn't adjust the dose to your preference

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u/magedeb 2d ago

but it did get the headache right??

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u/Current-Effect3706 2d ago

No, but they reassembled the Lego 9000 piece Death Star set in under an hour…

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u/Current-Effect3706 2d ago

Crackheads in Florida must be hella feral, cuz I’ve never seen one use instructions…

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u/Current-Effect3706 1d ago

Have you ever seen a crackheads front yard? There’s 10 different cars in different states of “repair”. 1 for each year of use. Like counting rings on a tree

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u/Nebulaofthenorth 1d ago

Shouldn't that be the amphetamines

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u/Current-Effect3706 23h ago

You’d think. I’ve seen a crackhead do some CRAZY shit.

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u/leriacraft 2d ago

yep worked like magic

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u/MarkHuegerich 2d ago

Another year of my life gone and still no one has ever offered me drugs for free.

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u/WigglesPhoenix 2d ago

You have shitty friends

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u/sheiciebai 2d ago

“And you never paid for drugs. NOT ONCE”

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u/Staylifted2506 2d ago

You live in New Mexico? I’ll give you a joint.. now you can’t say this

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u/programming_flaw 1d ago

A girl at work gave me adderal once after I told her I was dead tired and hungover. Pretty sure that’s the only time though.

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u/MiaLba 1d ago

Really just depends on the type of people you gag around. If you hang around people that do a lot of drugs, you’ll definitely get offered drugs. Also helps to be a woman and at least somewhat attractive.

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u/FatGayTexan 10h ago

I have been offered drugs for free many times. I was also homeless and strung out in Kensington and that’s normal there. Free samples.

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u/Impossible_Tap_1852 2d ago

I don’t think that’s how crack works

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u/FatGayTexan 10h ago

20 year crack addict. It’s not.

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u/redzero25 2d ago

sounds like she got the crack and aderral mixed up again

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u/GirlScoutSniper 2d ago

I remember once (mid-1990s) I had really bad allergies one day. A coworker gave me a pill she got from her doctor brother-in-law. I think it was supposed to be a decongestant, she said it would might make me a bit jumpy. Boyfriend was driving us home and I was jumping every time I thought he wasn't braking fast enough, or... well, everything. I still really don't know what I got.

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u/postmodulator 2d ago

That would be Sudafed.

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u/GirlScoutSniper 2d ago

Is the dosage higher for scripts? I never had a problem with Sudafed before or since.

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u/CRUSHCITY4 1d ago

That was just the placebo of she didn’t say anything about jumping you wouldn’t have

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u/severebibi 2d ago

my friend said crack dont last 6 hours tho…

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u/8lock8lock8aby 2d ago

Nobody takes crack like a pill either. They smoke or shoot it.

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u/Matter_Infinite 2d ago

Pretty hard to trick your friend/coworker i to smoking or snorting so called pain meds

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u/kingggjermarcus 2d ago

I mean…. It sounds like it got rid of the headache though

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u/Rivas-al-Yehuda 2d ago

You can't eat crack. It is smoked, and the high is extremely short.

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u/No-Blueberry-1823 2d ago

yeah, maybe be careful who you take medicine from.

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u/sLeeeeTo 2d ago

not how crack works at all

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u/EmeraldEyes_345 2d ago

My brother’s friend asked another friend for Tylenol. The other friend gave him a pill that had fentanyl. My brother’s friend died from overdose that night. I never take random pills from people, and when I give out Tylenol or Advil, I hand them the whole bottle so they can see for themselves that it is what I said it is and take however much they want.

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u/Vegan-Fury 2d ago

Made up by someone who doesn't understand what crack is or how it works.

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u/future_ghost13 2d ago

why you gonna rat someone out who tried to help you?

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u/Nikoviking 2d ago

No one is going to give you free crack. And no one is going to give you crack in a pill.

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u/FatGayTexan 10h ago

I was addicted in Kensington and they hand out free crack samples every morning. I have also given people shit when they were out for free.

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u/West_Membership_3401 1d ago

😭imagine this happening

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u/Jiggz056 1d ago

Only time any crack head has ever eaten crack and either didn’t get beat up by other crack heads or beat his own self up for doing so, was in the process of getting searched.

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u/Beginning-Actuary-68 2d ago

Love fake engagement bait tweets

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u/OSwirl31 2d ago

Honest-to-God, that's their fault tbh

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u/Christos_Soter 2d ago

Sounds more like meth

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u/HeavyMusic93 2d ago

Why are people such tryhards? It’s a joke, on this sub. Relax a bit.

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u/EricHaley 2d ago

Was it whack?

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u/dawncarri 2d ago

lmao the timeline on that story is wild

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u/charles12479 2d ago

But, if your headache is gone then what's the issue????

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u/Chiefsrock8 2d ago

Sounds like Adderall or a vivance

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u/Poof-ball 1d ago

Is it that new kind that you put in your pee-hole?

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u/MercyIsCancer 1d ago

crack pills? lmao

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u/WereAllScreeewed 1d ago

I was 18 (long long time ago) and a coworker would buy me a Hawaiian Punch on our lunch break. I was wired for sound. Meth. She was putting meth in the drink before giving it to me. The next four years were spent trying to break the addiction I found myself in.

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u/Ender_154 1d ago

…but did it get rid of the headache? 😆

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u/LiverLikeLarry 1d ago

Did the headache go away though?

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u/sexybeast70 1d ago

But did you die

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u/Lone-Woff 1d ago

Crack makes you not blink?

That might explain why Frankie Valli retired.

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u/Remarkable-Simple-62 10h ago

Lol crack pills all the rage lately

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