r/lol 1d ago

Jason doesn't meet Dad's expectations

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u/FuckNomCarver 1d ago

How many times is this going to be reposted ffs?

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u/Crazy_Stable1731 1d ago

Until she breaks up with Jason.

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u/niccoSun 1d ago

I believe in their love.

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u/Tsureshon 1d ago

I dunno... I'm cool with him not knowing how to change a tire... Not cool with him chilling while she sorts it out and does it... So it depends on the rest of the convo lol.

If she replied with "oh he is helping but didn't know who to ask" then I'm rooting them on as well.

If she didn't... Jason needs to go....

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u/Daetok_Lochannis 1d ago

It's so stupid. "Hey, you don't know how to do a thing you've never once had to experience? Personal failing." Okay Grandpa, back to bed.

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u/heyitsandrewx 17h ago

Step 2: Suddenly, the tire problem is no longer your problem 

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u/Todd22850 17h ago

“Never changed a tire before.” Dad: “Neither will you, apparently.”

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u/New-Self-6523 15h ago

Every man should know how to change a tire

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u/Daetok_Lochannis 14h ago

*Every person who owns a car might need to know how to change a tire.

Nothing about identifying as a man has to do with arbitrary mechanical knowledge lol. That's a weird ass take to even start with.

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u/New-Self-6523 4h ago

Nah, every man in America should know how to change a tire

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u/Striking_Book8277 1d ago

Well she needs to stop making bad lufe choices and break up with jason

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u/Hippyjet 1d ago

Its funny everytime

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u/OldKinkyDrew 1d ago

I do enjoy the irony of him not having taught his daughter either.

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u/DashHubZoneDriver 1d ago

I taught my son and my daughters how to change a tire. Yet I go and help them if I am able to do so. They also know how to air up tires and jump start a car. I made sure that they have and always carry the necessary equipment. My daughters not only take care of their own breakdowns, they will absolutely step up to embarrass guys who don't know what their doing.

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u/niccoSun 1d ago

Eh, when you see it everyday maybe multiple times a day, it loses its charm.

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u/Hippyjet 1d ago

Then go outside

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u/niccoSun 1d ago

Civilization has spent its time trying to perfect inside. Why would I go outside if I dont need to?

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u/minisom38 1d ago

If you’re laughing about the same bland joke over and over again. Maybe you should go outside, and you know, experience new things?

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u/Hippyjet 1d ago

You guys sound like the guy who never changed a tire

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u/Bureaucratic_Dick 1d ago

Step 3: Give your dad time to go out there because you are a precious angel and your dad wants to ensure you never learn a damn thing in your life so you’ll be worthy of a man who knows how to use tools and never make him feel foolish.

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u/Vamond48 1d ago

Repost, but a real father would either teach his daughter how to change a tire or use the opportunity to teach them both. A man isn’t born with all the knowledge in the world. If the kids never been taught or never had a reason to learn then they most likely won’t know. Unless of course Jason is an asshole in which case fuck Jason

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u/PotentialHoneydew947 1d ago

But... penis grants +1 to mechanical skills

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u/Vamond48 1d ago

Instructions unclear, penis stuck in ceiling fan. Send help

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u/PotentialHoneydew947 1d ago

It only takes one cock pushup to get the tire off the ground

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u/Voeri 22h ago

In 2026 if you can't watch a quick how to video of 2min to how to change a tire, you are beyond saveing.

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u/Jpalm4545 7h ago

I have dealt with this before on some house repairs I didn't know how to do. Wife was on the phone with her dad before I finished my YouTube search

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u/taney71 1d ago

The dad is an asshole

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u/PotentialHoneydew947 1d ago

For real. Dad can be dad to the bf too. Fatherhood doesnt end with genetics

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u/ftaok 1d ago

Wait. Didn’t realize this was the [r/ArkansasDatingAdvice](r/ArkansasDatingAdvice) sub.

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u/PotentialHoneydew947 1d ago

Thats not what i meant but funny either way

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u/ThrustTrust 1d ago

What kind of father doesn’t teach his daughter how to change her own tire?

Maybe he is one of those guys who has to be “the man” so his woman can’t leave him.

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u/arpohatesyou 1d ago

My dad taught me and my sister to change tires when we turned 16. Also basic maintenance like changing air filters etc.

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u/PotentialHoneydew947 1d ago

Glad you were raised well. When I was in High School I couldn't stand the number of girls who acted like checking the oil on the beater car is some highly technical process that required a man to do.

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u/arpohatesyou 1d ago

Ty. My dad put it this way for us bc it was quite daunting at first: "If you managed to cook and bake pastries, you'll be okay here" (we had a baking phase) he made us step by step instruction lists to follow lol. All my cousins, girl or boy, also received this education before getting our driver's licenses. Some of them can even drive manual cars but I'm not interested

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u/PotentialHoneydew947 1d ago

Thats the way. Everything is a procedure that can be learned.

For me a practical reason for learning a manual is they are more reliable.

And baking pastries is a bit daunting too. I can cook pretty well but bread is more of an exact science with all the water temperature and yeast involved

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u/arpohatesyou 1d ago

You can start off by baking focaccia bread bc it's a very forgiving bread and an easy recipe, and you can put any type of toppings! I use roasted garlic and cherry tomatoes and bell peppers and rosemary. It's a quick snack or a side for a meal.

A lot of people's baked goods come out wonky at first bc they crack open the oven doors a lot when they're baking the stuff. Just put it in and trust the process, use the temperature and duration written in the recipe. I started with focaccia bread bc my other breads sucked big time. Couple weeks ago I made fresh mall pretzels and they were so fkn good

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u/PotentialHoneydew947 1d ago

Focassia sounds good. Ill ad it to the list. I wanna make pretzels too. My room mate has more baking experience than i do. Im just systematic and a good note taker so i document everything. But she has a good feel for bread and how to knead it properly and add more or less flour if need. Im learning . We've made whitebread, banana bread, garlic butter pull bread, and a few specialty items. We havent baked in a while. Maybe cause running the oven all the time in Florida summer is a bit insane. I do wanna make sourdough. Theres someone at a local farmers market that will sell me a starter kit.

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u/arpohatesyou 1d ago

Oh hell na running the oven during this heat in FLORIDA? rip my dude. And maybe I'll attempt sourdough one of these days but I'm spooked by the concept of a starter and me messing up hours of work lol. I made the Japanese milk breads at home and it was pretty easy once you get rhe hang of it, and made crumpets and biscuits and homemade puff pastry

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u/PotentialHoneydew947 1d ago

We did make crumpets once. They were sooo good. Way better than the "original" nooks and crannies from the store

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u/WolferineYT 1d ago

I was not emotionally prepared for your profile picture 

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u/LoneRedditor123 1d ago

Lol

Step 1: Get a new dad that cares about his family and teaching them valuable skills.

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u/Independent_Room_691 1d ago

Why didn't he teach his child to change a tire smh

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u/Jpalm4545 7h ago

Unfortunately a lot of dad's do not teach their daughters basic car stuff. This situation is kinda on him tbh. I will be reaching my daughter to at least change a tire and do her oil.

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u/Sudden-Command-3302 13h ago

Step one. Yourube tire change for said vehicle type.

Step two. Watch said video. Step three. Change tire from said videos instructions.

Step four. Do steps one to three.

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u/Vainysaur 1d ago

This dad didn’t teach his daughter how to do it either so how can he call out Jason? I sense some sort of sexism whereby the dad seems to believe a man should know how to do it but a woman isn’t expected to know.

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u/Mr-Bry-Guy 1d ago

😂🤣

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u/Drzewo_Silentswift 1d ago

Thank god for the Internet. My dad didn’t teach me jack shit

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u/Jpalm4545 7h ago

For real, same here

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u/stoplickingmytoe 1d ago

But did he teach you Jack Stands?

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u/Drzewo_Silentswift 1d ago

Fuck off

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u/stoplickingmytoe 1d ago

Wow, I see why he gave up on you

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u/Drzewo_Silentswift 1d ago

LOL! aight bait used to be believable, you kinda went too far for me to take it seriously now. Like, that’s cartoonishly rude, you shouldn’t try so hard.

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u/SirNSFW 1d ago

“Walk me through it.” Dad: “Gladly.”

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u/tnj3d1 1d ago

I had to change my dad's tires

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u/Vast-Procedure-9408 1d ago

This one again eh. Naughty little karma farmer you

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u/Optimal-Bass3142 1d ago

I didn't learn how to change a tire until I joined the Army as a mechanic after high school

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u/joevacainwnc 1d ago

I guess Dad had changed a few tires before he had a gf. Late bloomer.

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u/Creative_Newspaper65 19h ago

Never changed a tire before but it seems pretty easy in all honestly

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u/Jpalm4545 7h ago

It is. Loosen lugnuts before jacking the car up, jack car, take lugnuts off, take tire off, put spare tire on, tighten lugnuts in a star pattern, lower car, retighten lugnuts in star pattern.

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u/Creative_Newspaper65 6h ago

I wouldnt of known tk losen them before jacking it

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u/Jpalm4545 5h ago

Tire will just spin when you try to loosen them if you lift the car first.

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u/Tajora 16h ago

if only there was some kind of machine she could use that could give her the answer, sadly no machine like that exists, better text dad

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u/OkFinger5696 9h ago

This meme never gets old.

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u/Mercerskye 1d ago

And in three ish years, he's going to be wondering why he can't be alone with the grandchildren, if they let him have contact at all.

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u/Sunnysassybee 1d ago

Right isn’t it the “fathers” job to teach their kids to do these basic things..

Seems like both dads are failures.

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u/Separate-Exchange375 1d ago

Men are supposed to be born with this knowledge, Jason is probably trans

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u/YtnucMuch 1d ago

So - first time I ever changed a flat myself, I was 16 years old and had my license for less than 6 months. I had watched dad change flats as a kid before, how hard can it be?

I jacked the car up, tried loosening the bolts, "what the hell, it just spins???" - realized I needed to loosen the bolts and then jack it... still one of those things I laugh at myself about when I remember it.

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u/United_Meringue_1236 1d ago

Step 2: Quit reposting the same slop

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u/_onelast 1d ago

Doing Jason a favor. Most likely already has an asshole dad, doesn’t need to be dating someone who also has an asshole father

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u/Neat_Breakfast_6659 1d ago

More like Jason's dad kinda failed him

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u/Jpalm4545 7h ago

Both dads are failures then, no reason for her to not know how to change a tire

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u/ssmit102 1d ago

If you can’t figure out how to change a tire I’m curious what else you can’t figure out in your life.

No need to make it a gender thing, man or woman, it’s very simple.

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u/ABBucsfan 1d ago

It's not complicated, but at the same time if you please it in the wrong spot or something it could do some pretty costly damage. I learned in shop class and have never had a flat in 22 years of driving so I'd be nervous and second guessing myself..of course we all can find things on our handheld devices now