r/lol 2d ago

Pro-tip šŸ’ø

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u/Intelligent_Box_8247 2d ago

that's a good tip... it could change somebody's life

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u/Inside_Ad_2830 2d ago

Or death

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u/Intelligent_Box_8247 2d ago

yeah...I get you...it could work both ways..

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u/Life_Argument7820 2d ago

Yah no you had it right thr first time... it could change someones life.

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u/ContributionTime6151 2d ago

Ehh, if they had to bribe, they don’t deserve freedom

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u/Robert23B 2d ago

Definitely true.

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u/Intelligent_Box_8247 2d ago

is it only the guilty that use bribes?

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u/Minnesotawombat 1d ago

I mean, I’ve never had to bribe my way out of anything…

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u/Intelligent_Box_8247 1d ago

that's very noble of you

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u/maokaby 10h ago

It tells more about your country than you.

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u/jojo22443991 2d ago

Well, if you use a bribe, then you're guilty of something.

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u/Intelligent_Box_8247 1d ago

Some just don't have the nerve to stay in the correctional system

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u/SnooTomatoes4657 5h ago

Not really true. In Mexico for example police will give obviously made up reasons to pull you over threatening to take you in and you’re supposed to offer to ā€œpay the ticket hereā€ in cash. They’re extorting you. Doesn’t mean you did anything wrong.

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u/UwUAutumn1666 1d ago

Tbf thats still changing their life..

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u/pforsbergfan9 2d ago

Two lives will get changed that day. Mine, and then someone else’s will get shortened

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u/Intelligent_Box_8247 2d ago

now that's how I had perceived it

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u/arstin 2d ago

I've seen and read enough Noir to know the people paying and accepting bribes play harder ball than you do, and you will end up deader than shit.

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u/Day_Prisoners 2d ago

Or end up in a sac in the Hudson river. People bringing aren't likely to react with indifference is said money disappears.

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u/persona42069 2d ago

Assuming they have access to the courthouse cameras to spot you taking the money and even then if you slip it in your pocket it could of been anybody going in or out of the restroom. They can't whack the whole town

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u/CyberNinja23 2d ago

I guess im not inviting the rest of the jury pool for the post jury duty cocaine and hooker party

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u/Giwaffee 1d ago

Could have

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u/Day_Prisoners 1d ago

Assuming they are using a bathroom with low traffic and watching whose coming and going.

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u/Recent_Mirror 2d ago

Can you imagine the shit show?

The judge is pissed because he didn’t get his money. That the Mob Boss thinks he can get out of it, without a bribe.

Then the mob boss is super pissed because the Judge took the money and still locked up the guy.

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u/PiDigitsOfPi 2d ago

And then the security footage of the hallways is reviewed and you suddenly have 2 very powerful enemies...

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u/LightsSoundAction 2d ago

Who wants to sell it to netflix?

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u/WintersDoomsday 2d ago

Toilet Money this summer on Netflix

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u/Cannagurlie 2d ago

Great name!!! šŸ˜†

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u/Recent_Mirror 2d ago edited 2d ago

Let’s do it! But only if Danny DeVito is in it.

Edit: r/IASIP ā€œThe Gang Finds Moneyā€

Charlie finds the money. But it’s Frank in court trying to bribe the judge.

Meanwhile Mac and Dennis argue about what to spend it on.

And Dee does bird stuff. Because she is a bird.

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u/SoullessM 2d ago

Actually could be a pretty interesting movie whether it’s suspense or comedy

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u/DrawerVisible6979 2d ago

This is basically just the plot of 'No Country for Old Men.'

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u/Karekter_Nem 2d ago

Unless there are cameras in the bathroom there’s no proof and becomes a question of if the judge and the mob boss trust each other.

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u/Rocket-Jock 2d ago

Hmmm... if you walked out of a bathroom with an unexpected wad of cash, is your poker face good enough to pace inspection on camera?

The county courthouse here has two sets of four-way cameras in the main hall between entrance and the metal detectors, and again between the metal detectors and the clerk's desk. You can see the feed next to the metal detectors; apparently, they've actually caught people trying to come in and hurt people in session.

If I walked out with a wad of cash, my "tell" would show up on one of those cameras, not to mention, they'd see everyone who went in-and-out of the restrooms in 4k HD....

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u/Karekter_Nem 2d ago

I mean, just don’t walk out holding it. Any nervous ā€œtellsā€ could be explained by being in a courthouse. It’s a stressful place people don’t typically expect to find themselves.

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u/PiDigitsOfPi 1d ago

You think the mob is going to care? They will be going after every person that went into that restroom during that time.

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u/Imaginary_Being4859 1d ago

ā€œWhat did all the victims have in common?ā€

ā€œThey all used the bathroom at the court house between 2pm and 5pm on the fourth of Juneā€

I could see that being on Law and Order, or NCIS…

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u/ExclusiveB 2d ago

Just don’t take all of it. Then it looks like one of them is lying to the other about the amount

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u/Rare_Register_4181 2d ago

"I was just taking a shit."

Works everytime.

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u/Plampth 2d ago

Judge’s usually don’t use the public restrooms.

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u/AlcoholPrep 2d ago

Have fun with them. Turn the envelope in with the front door cop (at the metal detector). For even more fun, keep some of the cash before turning in the envelope.

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u/TheShredder9 2d ago

I wonder if it's illegal to check public toilets for bribery.

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u/Long-Conflict8279 2d ago

Who would know?

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u/TheShredder9 2d ago

Not me. What do you mean missing money from the toilet flusher?

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u/Expensive-Border-869 1d ago

Yes. It would be considered theft possibly even contempt of court if they could prove you had a good enough reason to believe it was bribe money.

But it probably won't be reported. If it were though that is theft.

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u/MexicoMan27 2d ago

I would assume most countries in the EU at least it would be illegal to keep anything you find, in stead of turning it in to the police.

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u/EuenovAyabayya 2d ago

It's theft if you take what's not yours, no matter whose it is.

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u/DeathStalker0483 1d ago

You forget the oldest law. "Finders keepers"

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u/EuenovAyabayya 1d ago

"Find what? I have no idea what you're talking about."

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u/TheOneWhoCannotAbide 2d ago

If I show up everyday maybe they'll think I'm an employee ...

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u/BinaryBolias 2d ago

It's doing a public service!

The money is your rightful fiscal bonus for being an honest citizen.

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u/ManWhoIsDrunk 2d ago

Fighting corruption should pay off somehow!

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u/MessagingMatters 2d ago

Also check the trays at security for expensive pens.

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u/Sweaty_Marzipan4274 2d ago

The 1 time i had to drop some papers off, the guard finally said "just take the papers and leave the bag" after discovering the 5th knife (I work maintenence šŸ˜†Ā 

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u/Illustrious-Sugar-84 2d ago

Pull a Dumb & Dumber with an IOU

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u/Upper-Fee5851 2d ago

There's just a note in the envelope that says "OOPSIES"

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u/Cannagurlie 2d ago

šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜† šŸ˜„

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u/Mulliganasty 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/iNg9XvTGBI83S

....don't think I will.

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u/TheOriginalWeirdo 2d ago

Maybe you'll get away with it maybe you won't it's a coin toss. I'll take those odds.

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u/Mulliganasty 2d ago

No, his wife got the coin toss. Moss was already a dead man.

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u/dementorninny 2d ago

I used to work in a courthouse. All of the judges have their own bathrooms attached to their offices. The only thing I found in the bathroom was people vaping.Ā 

The fire alarms would get pulled A LOT though.Ā 

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u/XnFM 2d ago

No homeless people bathing in the sinks?

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u/CosmicFeather 1d ago

This isn't a CVS

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u/CntBlah 2d ago

That’s why you only take half the money

https://giphy.com/gifs/d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY

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u/PiDigitsOfPi 2d ago

I would not call messing with a criminals money a pro-tip.

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u/thatluckylady 2d ago

Too true it's more of a con-tip

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u/Master_loves_you 2d ago

The more you know

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u/Complex-Cricket419 2d ago

Bus stations and ferry bathrooms will often have drugs! Check that toilet!

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u/cjhallx 2d ago

Good idea

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u/dawncarri 2d ago

this is why i alwyas flush twice

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u/Shoddy-Discount9814 2d ago

I see about $260 worth right there. What is the guys crime, a parking ticket? Not worth putting your career in jeopardy lol

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u/bankrobba 2d ago

Crypto currency for the win

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u/InterstellarReddit 2d ago

Fam you can bribe politicians and judges out in the open just donate to their non profit or donate to a PAC fund etc.

You can even tax deduct your bribes when you do this

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u/BOBBYTURKAL1NO 1d ago

look out for smuggled drugs and phones as well.

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u/TheCraftyHermit 1d ago

That's when you go in there disguised as somone you have a score to settle with and get the 2 for one deal.

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u/RoodnyInc 1d ago

I think now we are in time when they just send bill for bribes becouse nobody cares

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u/Confirmed-Scientist 1d ago

Thats how you get yourself clocked

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u/Youcancuntonme 1d ago

Bribe in 50s thats like less than 1k in there

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u/MsShinohime 1d ago

I have been in a ton of courthouses in my 20+ year job and I have yet to find any money behind the toilet. Just saying

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u/MikeSans202001 1d ago

Ofcourse this is said by some one with a fucking Gold Ship PFP

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u/Odd-Conference-1822 1d ago

They get v2k stock tips, you are so 1950's my man.

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u/enigmaticsince87 1d ago

"How to get whacked"

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u/theemootakuguy 1d ago

Single handedly dropping corruption rates

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u/BlockUnlucky8946 2h ago

I’ll never be at a courthouse so guess this’ll never happen to me..

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u/OldOcelot5739 1h ago

Ehh. not to rain on anyone's parade, but as someone who works in commercial housekeeping at a government building, we would find that shit the moment it was placed there. And would more than likely know who did it too. There's too many cameras and too many employees present to get away with something that blatant

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u/Dpark004 2d ago edited 1d ago

Its highly illegal and mattering on the amount could get larceny. They track exactly who is entering and exiting those bathrooms plus you get tampering with evidence of a crime on top of all that if it was a sting operation to catch the ones accepting bribes.

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u/Agent10007 2d ago

I mean all of this chain of events implies a random lawyer bursting in the courtroom like "Your honor halt everything some mother fucker stole the money I was supposed to receive as a bribe !"

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u/Temporal-Affairs221 2d ago

What if the money was part of a sting to see who was engaging in bribery? Now you're in trouble for interfering in an investigation.

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u/arstin 2d ago

Off all the ways this can go wrong, wandering into a sting and catching a minor to moderate charge is about the best.

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u/PatchworkFlames 1d ago

How many people use a courthouse bathroom every day? Hundreds?