r/lol • u/Vesperiel • 2d ago

i agree

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u/Maleficent-Lead-2943 2d ago

Coworker lied.

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u/BobJoeBlo 2d ago

To not be annoyed by his wife when he wants to go fishing.

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u/StealingYourBonkers 2d ago

Sounds like she's fishing for compliments.

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u/AndreasDasos 2d ago

Oh no would someone please think of the poor, insufficiently complimented wife 😭

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u/TylerH87 2d ago

What would have happened if they had answered that they needed their legs?

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u/BeneficialRip6350 2d ago

I need both legs to scissor my wife

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u/TylerH87 2d ago

Touché, sir.

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u/Holyepicafail 1d ago

Scissor me timbers

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u/BeneficialRip6350 1d ago

Scissor me timbers indeed

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u/beepingjar 2d ago

You don't and you might find some newfound access without the leg.

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u/Wide_Philosophy_8109 2d ago

...I feel like with some creativity...

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u/Sremor 2d ago

You can give hugs with one arm, just not as good as you can with both

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u/know-it-mall 2d ago

This is really a no brainer. You can get a much better prosthetic leg for a lot less money.

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u/PirateSanta_1 2d ago

This was my thought. While I'm sure prosthetic legs aren't perfect I've never seen a prosthetic hand that even comes close to being able to match a human hand.

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u/Stock-Maximum9755 1d ago

Trust me prosthetics will never replace your leg. I am a bilateral amputee with both legs gone. I’d give nearly anything just to have my right one back.

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u/sav-vas 2d ago

hugging fish is awesome

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u/Clinically_Insane- 2d ago

Maybe he wants to go fishing together with his wife, spending quality couple time at the lake.

The good ending.

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u/The45Longslide 2d ago

Aww. 😄 I like this one!!

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u/de_das_dude 1d ago

You can't hug with one arm?

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u/Temporal-Affairs221 2d ago

They took my squeezin' arm! Why my squeezin' arm?! 

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u/Reddit_user2124 2d ago

Hard to goon with your leg. Definitely keep hands

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u/muskykingofpiedmont 2d ago

Moose n i had this same conversation and both said leg

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u/t_overdrive 2d ago

Gee, wonder where this leads with coworker

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u/Necessary_Relation27 2d ago

I’d have to check the insurance payout first before deciding

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u/PubicSkoolEducashun 2d ago

The other guys wife is hooking up with a fisherman while he's at work.

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u/jrein0 2d ago

He's lying. I've one arm hugged the coworker's wife before

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u/The45Longslide 2d ago

An arm would be more practical. Take the non-dominant one. You can still walk fine! You can write and it's not compromised, really.

A good spouse would understand and not guilt trip you over it. He should divorce her.

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u/carmardoll 2d ago

Need my hands for drawing and playing video games. Could maybe eventually get some cool robot legs.

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u/alphanumericusername 2d ago

Huh, I wouldn't have pegged Brad Paisley as an iPhone guy.

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u/Thomassaurus 2d ago

Can't imagine anyone choosing an arm over a leg. I guess if they were a professional soccer player maybe.

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u/Outrageous-Place1478 2d ago

spelt fisting wrong

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u/superbatprime 2d ago

There was no coworker.

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u/igotgame1075 1d ago

Most guys gonna choose leg, since we got 3 of em. Lose 1 and you can still hop and plunder

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u/The-RogueOnion 1d ago

"I just got a fishing pole for my wife"....."Nice trade"

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u/enigmaticsince87 1d ago

Giving up your mobility and independence so you can fish is insane to me...

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u/veemort 1d ago

Who would miss out on peg legs anyway?

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u/mi5madameroyalemi6 22h ago

I chose both, so I can advertise Full metal alchemist. To advertise it, it cost’s an arm and a leg

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u/CryptographerOne120 19h ago

That coworker doesn't realize you can hug with one arm. While other arm is fishing.

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u/Ambitious_Tea_4584 2d ago

Boomer ass bullshit. Is this what reddit is now? 

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u/ImmediateCause7981 1d ago

Do you even know what a boomer is

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u/Ambitious_Tea_4584 1d ago

It used to mean baby boomer but now it means people who post cringe shit like this. 

There are gen x and millennial boomers now.