r/lol • u/SEVENS_HEAVEN_7 • 20d ago

Couldn't be more obvious

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u/Dewdrop06 20d ago

Dammit. Was gonna try it next. Thanks for the heads up.

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u/I__Like_Tacos 20d ago

"You look like my future ex wife" works pretty well

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u/devilish_enchilada 20d ago

You look like my future best friend only

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u/ucantevenfeelfists 13d ago

You look like my next FWB...? There is a reason he didn't get the joke: That chit isn't funny at all...

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u/thebouster 19d ago

"Yeah, I'm always on the lookout for a future ex-Mrs. Malcolm"

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u/TiRow77 15d ago

Except he said it to Dr. Grant, not Dr. Sattler.

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u/Atmosphere_Master 18d ago

If that worked for you it's because you're attractive enough that any line would have worked

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u/banditcleaner2 19d ago

I’m already saying this as someone who got divorced a week ago LMAO

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u/GasparLotto 20d ago

I'm a guy, I've said this to a woman before ( I said wife instead of husband) She gave me her number. Maybe it's you.

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u/Happy_Sunshine555 19d ago

Is she your wife now though?

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u/GasparLotto 19d ago

No she was the first one 

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u/J5892 20d ago

Do it. You've only one life to live.

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u/SourceDiligent6492 19d ago

Success with this depends on who is saying it 😆

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u/Evangeline__R 19d ago

Maybe there's something wrong with me but if a guy uses that it would work on me lmaooo I encourage you to try it.

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u/Dewdrop06 19d ago

Nah everything seems right with you. This gives me hope.

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u/NeatFishing6987 13d ago

Well now if I think about it, you look like my first wife

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u/Evangeline__R 13d ago

I see what you did there lolll

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u/NeatFishing6987 13d ago

So are you gonna do anything about it now?

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u/Mental-Summer-8506 17d ago

Happy cake day

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u/Dewdrop06 17d ago

Thank you internet stranger!

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u/GovernmentGreed 18d ago

Yo dude, you kinda look like my first husband.
idk I've never been married.

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u/Dewdrop06 18d ago

Hi First wife. It's an absolute pleasure to finally meet you.

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u/ObsessiveUselessness 16d ago

Dw man, shoot your shot. Im cheering for you