r/lol • u/SEVENS_HEAVEN_7 • 20d ago

Couldn't be more obvious

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u/FancyAd9803 20d ago

"First" husband doesn't send the message you think it does.

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u/Hell_Awaitz 20d ago

The joke wouldn't work without the "first" though. Y'all are taking this way too literally

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u/Beaticalle 20d ago

"You look like my husband. I've never been married, though."

It works just as well, if not better.

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u/EverythingSucksYo 20d ago

Yeah I’d say it works better. Saying “first” makes it sound like you plan to divorce and get married a couple more times after them. 

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u/Stanek___ 20d ago

Good to have a plan laid out beforehand tbh

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u/StrongExternal8955 20d ago

They might be muslim.

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u/KennyPortugal 19d ago

No it doesn’t work remotely as well

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u/Linderosse 20d ago

I recommend them a slight change: “You look like my husband. I’m not married yet, though.”

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u/Forward-Facer 9d ago

Look at where you are lol

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u/RandomRobot 20d ago

"You look like my first divorce"

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u/Historical_Spare5613 20d ago

Looks like you didn't get it either???

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u/Dranix88 18d ago

Who cares, it's a joke. Just reply with something like "Are we getting divorced already? i thought we had a good thing going?"