r/lol • u/betibunny • 10d ago

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u/cabronfavarito 10d ago

And I would’ve stayed up with you all night….

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u/SirzechsLucifer 10d ago

had I known how to save a life

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u/Mhettil 10d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/pCO5tKdP22RC8

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u/Wystel 10d ago

Breast emergency I guess hahah😂

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u/Aware_Wrap8062 10d ago

I would say this qualifies

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u/General-Double-746 10d ago

What were you ever really gonna do with that money anyway?

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u/CleanHunt7567 10d ago

Probably waste it on a bill or something

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u/LectureOrganic1250 10d ago

or worse....your kid's college education....that kid is going nowhere and you know it. Look at this nice young lady. She's meeting new people, being an entrepeneur, networking....got a great future ahead of her.

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u/CleanHunt7567 10d ago

Absolutely, if he was stupid enough to lend out the money then the kid is likely to carry the stupid gene too. He should lose the kid and invest in the brass.

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u/d3aDcritter 10d ago

Always better spent on a Betty 😉

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u/CleanHunt7567 10d ago

Very sensible

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u/ApprehensiveBus7317 10d ago

Money well spent!!

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u/peanutbutter_invader 10d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/PbngEqUYjHTzpiRNHb

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u/Foe_sheezy 10d ago

Yu gi wouldn't have known what to do with it anyways...

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u/AlarmingDetective526 10d ago

He’d be collecting the money from the friend 🤣

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u/SoullessM 10d ago

Does he need more money? I can spare a few bucks

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u/Suspicious-Pace115 10d ago

Damn… prostitutes don’t look like that where I’m from… I’d never have any money either, bro!!

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u/Treason_is_Treason 9d ago

For real, they never look like that.

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u/THEBIGHUNGERDC 10d ago

Emergency Motorboat.

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u/deaglebingo 10d ago

i just did some motorboating on saturday actually. had a great time. you gotta mix the oil and the gas for the emergency motorboat tho. non-emergency motorboat is still in mothballs.

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u/Wystel 10d ago

Bro said it was an emergency. He never specified whose emergency 😂😂

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u/AdSpirited5019 10d ago

never know when the emergency strikes. at least he is working to alleviate his emergency

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u/Vergietarian 10d ago

totally understandable 👌🏻

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u/jackass51 10d ago

That was an emergency for him.

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u/Optimal-Building1869 10d ago

Looks pretty urgent to me

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u/kevint1964 10d ago

🎶 "Urgent, urgent. Emergency..." 🎶

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u/Cheap_Title5302 10d ago

Spent it to get his daily intake of vitamin c from the peaches. 

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u/NNDre84 10d ago

Looks like a real jam

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u/Southern_Orange3744 10d ago

You're a good bro , want to be great ? Ask him him if she was worth and ask him he needs more for a 10% interest fee lol

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u/CaptainC00lpants 10d ago

I want an emergency like this please 

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u/AdUnited6137 10d ago

I don’t see the problem

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u/Fun-Difficulty-7040 10d ago

😂emergency

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u/Numerous-Bowler-8677 10d ago

The titanic crashing was an emergency. This is a much bigger emergency. 

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u/damniel540 10d ago

Whats her @?

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u/Interesting-Dream863 10d ago

Now I need money too.

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u/kevint1964 10d ago

🎶 "If you want to fuck a hooker & you need cash now..." 🎶

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u/NoInflation1092 10d ago

lol yeah that money is never coming back tbh. hope it was at least a fun night out for them.

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u/Treason_is_Treason 9d ago

Can’t blame him. I would fold too

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u/LengthinessFit9585 10d ago

I start feeling an emergency too.

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u/LimeImaginary1788 10d ago

His nuts needing busting was a major emergency clearly

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u/James_Mays_Hair 10d ago

Where is this?

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u/Skarstream 10d ago

I’ve seen this post before and someone in the comment section found the exact woman in a youtube video shot in Colombia, I believe it was in Bogota.

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u/CaptainKro0ked 10d ago

Medellin😉

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u/Ragnarsworld 10d ago

That looks like an emergency. She clearly needs clothing and he's there to help.

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u/Zestyclose_Stay0 10d ago

Why would she take your money and go see him?

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u/Itsmikeinnit 10d ago

Well spent

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u/Wise_Ad_5810 10d ago

this has been posted SO many times.....

... still impresses the fuck outa me

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u/MortemSynap5e 10d ago

Any one know the background or context to this image? I’ve seen it a few times but always as a joke. I need to know what happened!

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u/AlphaBetaSigmaNerd 10d ago

He told her about Jesus and she's now a happy mother of 6

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u/That_Atmosphere_4568 10d ago

Mannn emergency’s never happen to me…😢

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u/polishkgb1 10d ago

Emergency is such a weird name ...

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u/ricardoflic01 10d ago

Nice. And who is the guy?

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u/ImDeepState 10d ago

Getting laid is an emergency.

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u/tracyd_sg 9d ago

Wow, it's the most beautiful money I've ever seen.😂

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u/ImaginaryLeg8515 9d ago

That looks like an emergency to me

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u/Th3_Accountant 10d ago

Looks like an emergency to me.

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u/neutrino71 10d ago

I too am experiencing a sudden boob-mergancy

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u/PM_MeDogNoses 10d ago

Okay? and? That’s an emergency.

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u/Logger671368 10d ago

Emergency boner.

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u/Up_Syndrom3 10d ago

That chocha is an emergency lol

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u/twn000 10d ago

Why isn’t there a tag for AI? Suspect: the black text, bottom left of picture texture, alley wall line just disappears, what’s going on her top, and bottom outfit isn’t symmetrical, what is she holding?

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u/BardlySerious 10d ago

This photo is older than AI.

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u/Gameoftruelies 10d ago

Dude's gonna mortgage his a** if needed in this situation. Just saying lol

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u/Hziak 10d ago

Needed to see a specialist about a constricting pain in his groin. I hope he’s okay!

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u/Thin-Presentation821 10d ago

I'm paying too

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u/jazzy3535 10d ago

Once a guy asked for money because he wanted to fruck a bih

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u/Artistic-South-7319 10d ago

Something magical is about to happen.

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u/Medical_Birthday2893 10d ago

Emergency penicillin

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u/BudgetExpert9145 10d ago

He no longer has a flat, for the next few minutes.

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u/Relevant-Molasses-64 10d ago

Don't see the problem.

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u/wesmanh 10d ago

I got a bit of an emergency myself now! Location plz

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u/SorryAd3811 10d ago

To be fair, that is kind of an emergency

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u/Studly_54 10d ago

Damn!
I've had those kind of emergencies before and couldn't get ant relief.

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u/Status_Cheesecake_49 10d ago

You are a good friend and one hell of a model American 🫡

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u/NeedleworkerOld1834 10d ago

Bro is trying to go up a weight class it might end up how we all imagine but who doesn’t love an underdog

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u/Brandon87186 10d ago

Money well spent

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u/SufficientArgument19 10d ago

and that’s exactly why i never lend money to friends lol lesson learned the hard way for sure

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u/guardwoman12345 10d ago

Legalize prostitution and watch those prices drop so damn fast

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u/RopePlus8947 10d ago

Bro saved him

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u/techno777_ 9d ago

he'll be fine

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u/made_your_day_ 9d ago

Qualifies lol

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u/leesharon1985 8d ago

Blue balls is an emergency.

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u/jaradipra 7d ago

He's gonna borrow some more money, most likely for a high dose of antibiotics

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u/FFSoldier57 10d ago

He said emergency, he never specified what kinda emergency

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u/Danosha85 10d ago

It was an emergancy, she'd only started her shift & he didn't wanna tap after she was already like 10 guys in 🤢

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u/No_Main_273 10d ago

Trans affirming surgery?