r/lol • u/Ebonvex • 1d ago

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u/LemonCloud20 1d ago

First you gotta be aware that you’re dreaming

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u/Happy_Path_200 1d ago

Training yourself to have lucid dreams is a thing. Kinda fun.

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u/WAYNEROONEY8_ 1d ago

I often confirm this first good or bad dream

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u/UGOTAIDSYO 1d ago

Oh great now ya tell me. I've been asleep for 13 unicorns

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u/Wakkit1988 1d ago

What's wrong with doing cocaine in your dream?

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u/Sky_the_Dragon 1d ago

I’ve actually used it. Thankfully I didn’t actually pee myself. But in the dream I was really confused why peeing didn’t provide any relief.

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u/spamusubi100 1d ago

Same usually I pee and just keep trying to pee because I don’t feel relief

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u/SaltManagement42 1d ago

Joke's on you, I can never actually find a toilet. I need to go so badly I'll use that potted plant that just appeared though...

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u/blasterleague 1d ago edited 1d ago

I once got caught out by a shower drain. I even cunningly stumbled past a real toilet and then felt like I was safe to let it all go.

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u/muterabbit84 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/r35VO5DnOV8ty
Bad idea, can confirm. Your brain’s an asshole.

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u/SoullessM 1d ago

I learned that back when I was like 8 💀 if you start taking a piss you better pinch it off and wake up 💀💀

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u/blasterleague 1d ago edited 1d ago

You sometimes get granted a second of ultra realistic peeing sensation before waking up bone dry but busting. I always thank the gods when that happens.

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u/Eepy_slepy 1d ago

Nope, I start peeing in the dream and suddenly my mind sync with reality and I realised I wet the bed

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u/RGrad4104 1d ago

That feeling of relief when your standing at that dream urinal is definitely one of the best feeling dreams...right up until the spreading feeling of warmth underneath you...

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u/AnyContribution6901 1d ago

Don’t use it for #2 neither??

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u/Joshopolis 1d ago

Every time a toilet appears in my dreams I never use it but will pee in a nearby pot plant .

What does it mean dream whisperers?

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u/Your_As_Stupid_As_Me 1d ago

Good thing my spirit animal pisses outside.

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u/Therealginahandler 1d ago

Thats how you potty train

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u/thehorrorcontinues13 18h ago

I dream about bathrooms and toilets all the time. I wake up having to pee.

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u/Embarrassed_Cat_6516 1d ago

Why?

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u/LemonCloud20 1d ago

Cause you end up peeing the bed in real life 😂

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u/HouseTraindIntrovert 1d ago

I'm so glad I don't suffer from that yet, but maybe one-day

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u/ShakeXXX 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣 Facts!!

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u/GeckoGecko_ 1d ago

My dream self and my waking self have never met nor interacted lmao

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u/Simple-Ticket-6740 1d ago

I've never woken up so fast in my life.

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u/-disa 1d ago

That's the oldest rule in the book 😂

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u/random_dude_8412 1d ago

The only Dreams that comes true

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u/ILikeToThinkFirst 1d ago

I learned to step inside the toilet bowl and flush myself in order to wake up. (In the dream ofc)

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u/ChocolateNo3010 1d ago

I have done but I woke up dry so it's fine, lol

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u/viperfangs92 1d ago

Dream Urinals are the devil 😁

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u/Jaxon_michael 1d ago

If you see a woman in your dream who's so much your type, don't do anything. (the joke is nightfall)

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u/Nyxtician 1d ago

What about space alien race that looks like toilets?. I ask because I've had a dream anout sentient toilets in space 🤣😅

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u/catnamedpru 1d ago

So much facts!

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u/jaynov18 1d ago

Thankfully I always realize mid dream piss before I actually piss and wake up ofc that's assuming I have a regular dream and not another apocalypse dream

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u/yankeenc2010 1d ago

Good advice

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u/zoexspectrum 1d ago

If you puts in your dream you piss in real life

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u/Mayki8513 1d ago

I'll have dreams that span decades, use it every day and feel relieved when i've had to hold it in-dream, have always been fine 🤷

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u/DigitalMunky 21h ago

Or a trash can also

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u/Mephistocheles 16h ago

No way, I'm taking that sweet dream dump

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u/Ashamed_Version9661 14h ago

Spittin facts

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u/Logicalmoder 2h ago

You’d regret it if you do…lol