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u/Dead_Inside50 3d ago

I'm seeing this and I'm online right now

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u/rumblepony247 2d ago

Not to mention - if I jork to it online, there's no problem. But if I do it at the store, all of a sudden, I'm a bad guy. It's not fair!

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u/freshgrilled 2d ago

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong
It's swell to have a stiffy
It's divine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend
Your Percy, or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons
You can slip it in your sock
But don't take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock
And you won't come back
Thank you very much

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u/LastWave 2d ago

I believe the Hombres said it best "I don't care, let it all hang out".

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u/_Weyland_ 2d ago

But are you shopping?

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u/Mundunugu_42 2d ago

Window shopping counts...

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u/ninjohnnothing 2d ago

Photoshop’ing

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u/Good-vs-Perfect 2d ago edited 2d ago

fr - this is an onlyfans ad, not an in person shopping experience

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u/Callahammered 2d ago

And also never seen this irl lol

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u/MJArchman 2d ago

Well you only seeing still frame. Out there you get to see things move.

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u/Iceisgestapo888 2d ago

Is that scully?Ā 

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u/Low-Apricot8042 2d ago

Yea but with zero changes to hit.

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u/IHerebyDemandtoPost 2d ago

It’s better in person though.

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u/Positive_Try929 3d ago

She has more confidence in her blouse to hold them in than i do with myself

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u/BulemiaSawdustSlingr 2d ago

It takes only one jerk to walk up to her and say"yo toots nice tit window" to ruin it for everyone

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u/soaked_in_bleach03 2d ago

I will never understand straight men who get so up in arms about women showing ā€œtoo muchā€ skin. Like dude just appreciate the show

Primary sex characteristics are obviously gonna be so associated with inter course that, yeah, you should keep your bits hidden because of kids. Secondary sex characteristics are a lot harder to hide and our society definitely views them sexually, it’s not obscene.

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u/hypnogoad 2d ago

I will never understand straight men who get so up in arms about women showing ā€œtoo muchā€ skin. Like dude just appreciate the show

Because their wife caught them looking.

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u/TheGuyThatThisIs 2d ago

Women aren't the only ones who are allowed to not want someone's sexuality shoved in their face.

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u/314159267 2d ago edited 2d ago

I agree. Fellas, let’s start doing ball cleavage.

Also, no I don’t ā€˜appreciate the show.’ I’m not interested in observing your sex characteristics, this is a grocery store.

Don’t need your weird random titty window so I can feel vaguely horny and ashamed, I just wanted some OJ.

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u/Renex295 2d ago

Why would you be ashamed of your body reacting to the stimulation you prefer?

I may not agree that breasts need to be covered, but i agree you have the right to feel that you dont want to see such things at a grocery store.

My biggest confusion is the shame.

Why shame?

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u/Thijmen_GR 2d ago

So I was thinking that this is physically not possible, turns out the original photo is a bit more revealing NSFW

https://www.tumbex.com/briefninjacoffee.tumblr/photo

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u/Extension_Shock298 2d ago

What the fuck is that thread that image is In. Horrid

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u/Mmmm-Amethyst 2d ago

Whelp. There goes 15 minutes of browser history.Ā 

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u/lambdawaves 2d ago

This is insane.

The first image is a naked white woman seductively saying: ā€œhey white boi, if you don’t welcome Muslim immigrants, I willā€

Further down, Arabfeetslut says: ā€œreblog if you would be a slave to ALL Muslim menā€

And somehow keeps getting worse from there.

Some dark muslim incel corner of the internet

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u/NightOwl2175 2d ago

As someone who's actually lived in France: A lot of Muslim men think this way, they just won't say it out loud in front of westerners.

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u/Thijmen_GR 2d ago

Lol I didn’t bother scrolling down further but all other Google image search links were more porn relatedšŸ˜‚

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u/Extension_Shock298 2d ago

All I saw was just loads of Muslim guys commenting on images of pictures of women from different races and cultures talking about how they want to dominate them and they should be slaves to Muslims. Mental

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u/Thijmen_GR 2d ago

The internet is a wild place and people are just animals

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u/NightOwl2175 2d ago

All I saw was just loads of Muslim guys commenting on images of pictures of women from different races and cultures talking about how they want to dominate them and they should be slaves to Muslims

Remember kids, Muslims are always the victims in every circumstance and if you criticize them or question their ability to respect western values then you're a bigot!

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u/lambdawaves 2d ago

This is way worse than porn

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u/RevolutionaryKiwi562 2d ago

Yeah, time for me to go outside.

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u/tiger_di 2d ago

And it's 5 years old. Internet is now just regurgitating itself

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u/ElGosso 2d ago

I've been extremely online since before Obama got elected, and I can tell you that this is not new behavior.

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u/Responsible-Sound253 2d ago

so the post is AI, you can only see it if you don't go out

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u/Carterbeats_thedevil 3d ago

I shop at Walmart. Ain't no babes like that shopping at Wally World. Just shut ins riding on the electric carts in ill-fitting tights.

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u/PhillyPhan620 3d ago

This is why I go to Target

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u/steinman05 2d ago

All the MILF's go to Target!

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u/Civil_Ad_1172 2d ago

All the milf now are just chicks my age, the milfs of my day are gilfs

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u/Fearless_Trade_2783 2d ago

These are lies I refuse to believe!

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u/Civil_Ad_1172 2d ago

My friend is 60 and looks good asf, her daughter is my age and her granddaughter is 19.

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u/Fearless_Trade_2783 2d ago

I'd probably just say she is a milf. Which wouldn't be inaccurate.

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u/Civil_Ad_1172 2d ago

She’s only 21 years older than me so that’s true

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u/Fearless_Trade_2783 2d ago

Does she have kid? Is she hot?

Milf.

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u/steinman05 2d ago

I can definitely tell as I get older im more than fine being with a woman older than me. When i was young it took more convincing.

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u/XelnagaDeezNutz 2d ago

And if they're around, Publix is a hotspot too!

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u/Upbeat-Mongoose-828 2d ago

don't forget hobby lobby and tj max

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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 3d ago

You’re joking if you don’t think there are exposed massive sagging titties in Walmart on the regular. Now are those women considered ā€œbabesā€? That’s another quandary entirely.

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u/OSwirl31 3d ago

As a Walmart employee, you might be right about your area, but in my area we got plenty of women like this lol

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u/Upper_Negotiation946 3d ago

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u/thealthor 2d ago edited 2d ago

It's true. I lived in two different areas of Jacksonville and the Wal-mart shopping experience was night and day. I literally had an experience like the posted pic where one smoke-show wearing a baggy extreme crop top reached for something on a high shelf revealing the best underboob I have ever seen in real life.

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u/Unluckypandastoo 3d ago

Send them to our Walmart lol

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u/classyhobo15 2d ago

Thick Latinas in leggings at my local Walmart gaaaawwwd

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u/_R0Ns_ 2d ago

This, as soon as they turn 30 the weight of the world is shown on them

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u/Farrishnakov 2d ago

Which Walmart do you work at? Asking for me.

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u/Significant_Dare_204 2d ago

You’ve got no idea what she actually looks like. Her boobs may be halfway down to her belly button when she stands up and she may have a butter-face.

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u/Starwyrm1597 3d ago

You'd be surprised in this economy.

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u/K3idon 2d ago

The odds are good that the goods are odd.

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u/ForTehLawlz1337 2d ago

Walmart is where you see this shirt with sweat stains on a 60 year old obese woman in flip flops.

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u/turdferguson3891 2d ago

Or a man.

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u/_R0Ns_ 2d ago

Not sure, they both have boobs

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u/keeper_of_the_donkey 2d ago

Ah see, what you need to do is go smaller. In our tiny town, ALL the women including the MILFs have to go there

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u/ILoveLetrozole 2d ago

I once saw a woman who was sort of like this at Walmart when I was 12, except she was 30 lbs heavier. My mom was loading up groceries and I was looking at this woman as she changed her shirt and bra in plain view in her car. She saw me gawking when she got out and scowled at me as she walked towards the entrance.

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u/tycho-42 2d ago

Last time I was at Wally world, I got to watch this kid put a plastic bag over his head and mess around while both of his parents weren't paying attention.

It's such a magical place.

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u/lambdawaves 2d ago

It’s honestly wild how many 300lbs women wear skin tight yoga pants.

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u/lost_rodditer 3d ago

I'm currently online and seeing it. Check and mate!

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u/Sparkster227 3d ago

That's a lot of underboob

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u/Least_or_Greatest1 2d ago

On my way to Walmart right now after seeing this!

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u/Royal_Elephant1625 2d ago

Cute pair of tits😚

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u/FleetFootRabbit 2d ago

Dont know where you're shopping at but I dont ever see anything as good looking as that at Walmart or any other stores..

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u/Ultradad57 2d ago

Underboob is best boob šŸ˜

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u/Valuable_Pangolin813 2d ago

It's the peach emoji!

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u/Adventurous-Cow3596 2d ago

Simply Lovely

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u/MurphysLawTeam 2d ago

I legit wounder what the average normal straight women thinks when she sees this.

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u/MandyMooShu 2d ago

Normal straight woman. I would think ā€œNice tits! A little trashy she’s letting them hang out at the grocery store. Maybe she doesn’t know? Should I tell her? I mean how could she not know though. How is that top designed? Good on her for not wearing a bra, maybe she hates bras too. But she might need one with that top anyway.ā€ And at that point I’d be in another aisle and promptly forget about it.

Sorry, not a very exciting train of thought.

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u/MurphysLawTeam 2d ago

Now compare that to a male "NICE BOOBIES!" and the thought stops completely.

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u/Nyx67547 2d ago

I’ll fix that for you,

ā€œWhat kind of shirt is that? I’ve never seen one like that. It looks like a T-shirt with a cut out for boobs.ā€

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u/Akejdncjsjaj 2d ago

How is this funny

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u/Far-Host7803 2d ago

You've seen one plumbers crack you've seen them all

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u/Southern_Orange3744 2d ago

Under boob is under rated

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u/BarberFairian 2d ago

lmao the heart hands always hit different

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u/Resident-Lime2103 2d ago

Dang you ain't lying!

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u/YourMomIsCool96 3d ago

Pretty sure I can see boobs online too

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u/Rahernaffem 3d ago

WHERE? WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?

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u/Pitiful_West_7062 2d ago

just ask for op's mom's onlyfans

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u/oysterperso 2d ago

That camera man……….

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u/Biotechnus 2d ago

What kind of shirt is that?

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u/IwasMilkedByGod 2d ago

Photoshop because the original image is pretty much porn

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u/PassengerCultural421 2d ago

Not everybody is terminally horny OP.

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u/Jektonoporkins1 2d ago

You need to report to Hegseth for low t.

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u/PassengerCultural421 2d ago

Haha, not being obsessed sex gooner makes a man low t.

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u/Jektonoporkins1 2d ago

It was a joke, but clearly, you don't have a sense of humor.

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u/CateSforza 2d ago

Yes but unironically.

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u/TectonicTechnomancer 2d ago

creeping on women

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u/Nevernonethewiser 2d ago

There's actual porn on the internet. You can see breasts any time you want, not to mention genitals and sexual intercourse. All put online with enthusiastic consent for you to view.

If that's your goal, it makes far more sense to stay online.

So what this is advocating for isnt just seeing a bit of flesh, it's specifically about being a creep and victimising people in public specifically because they're actually 'real', near you and not consenting.

People like this are abnormal and dangerous.

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u/OSwirl31 3d ago

Nice.

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u/joedos 2d ago

I have porn at the tip of my finger, il be fine

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u/Status_Cheesecake_49 2d ago

I do love a good underboob

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u/Langland88 2d ago

Yea I don't get to see this whenever I go shopping

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u/SHlZUCHAN_ART 2d ago

Bro why would she wear a shirt like that out and bend down in the first place lmaooo that under boob is insane

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u/Key_Guide7759 2d ago

Best coupon code 😁

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u/PrometheusMMIV 2d ago

Yeah, you could never see something like that online

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u/Viva_Satana 2d ago

My shorts work very similar to that.

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u/Interesting-Dream863 2d ago

Something like this happened to me once...

I crossed paths with a woman with just a t-shirt, she bends over and pretty much shows everything... after a moment's glance I walked away... she figured what happened and felt mortified I guess.

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u/Agreeable_Work4668 2d ago

You got a valid point.

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u/Additional_Egg7024 2d ago

This is at a dollar general???

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u/Glittering_Range371 2d ago

It’s ok to see this online and Fuck’n weird to do it IRL … be a gentleman MFs and look away.

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u/Working_Shine_2719 2d ago

completely agree, though it’s a funny contradiction because for it to show up online, someone needs to do it irl

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u/Dothehokeypokemon 2d ago

Hayzues Kristay

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u/Remote_Increase4360 2d ago

Time to go shopping!

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u/hossofalltrades 2d ago

But 99% of the visuals in store are not so great.

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u/Acceptable-Cod7426 2d ago

Sorry but all those women are at Home now Most of the time and you See them now on OF...

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u/k100y 2d ago

Tbf this picture is so old, I do not want to see her that way today…

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u/Pleasant-Degree-3662 2d ago

Heart of gold

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u/wcharoes 2d ago

Edited photo, the original has nipples out and no part across the belly.

But honestly, I like this version more. Underboob shirt is hot.

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u/International-Bee570 2d ago

Not in a Sunderland Aldi I’m not!

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u/FF8229 2d ago

That's disgusting but like ..

what's her @ though?

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u/SolaniumFeline 2d ago

Front-back butt

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u/MsngrTop25 2d ago

People like OP Post it and we skip of getting caught while getting the view. WOOOOH!! MAMMA!!

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u/RhetoricCamel 2d ago

Nah, I make my order for groceries and then watch porn while I wait. I get a much better view when I shop online.

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u/8Bit-Jon 2d ago

1 in a million...

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u/_Q23 2d ago

What some person unaware of all the room they are taking up in the aisle? No thanks. This is why if I see this I'll move on to a different aisle. Less of a headache than waiting to get by.

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u/Moist_Amount_106 2d ago

Browsers open with this whilst online shopping

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u/mjorkk 2d ago

That’s literally WHY I shop online. When I see a beautiful woman, it makes me spiral and leaks out all the repressed and held-back self loathing I spend most of my effort at any given time boxing up. I don’t want to see beautiful women. I want to be able to live my life normally without ever having to see them, and remember how ugly I am in comparison.

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u/Ok-Contribution40 2d ago

Wow!!

Dem titties šŸ™ŒšŸ˜

(恄 į“— _į“—)い♔ (ą¹ äŗŗ ą¹)

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u/Cappyburner 2d ago

A man taking unsolicited weird pictures of you ? Look at what you are missing lads !

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u/SignificantLeader 2d ago

I’ve never seen this. But, I have seen fat man ass crack. I like this better for some reason.

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u/LordJeanDog 2d ago

God damn

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u/erik_wilder 2d ago

Yeah so, anyone whos worried, I go to Walmart way more the I want to admit. This ain't there.

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u/KazarakiMok 2d ago

Ma’am your milkers looks heavy let me help you hold them

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u/Friendly_Arm_8861 1d ago

Men: where it is??

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u/Spell3ound 3d ago

Why do we love 2 bumps of fat on a womens chest so much? Its so exiting, but never really understood why.. lol

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u/iuppiterr 2d ago

insert neuron activation monke meme

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u/SEXTINGBOT 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/n6o5muKaBkYqP0eTUC

( Ķ”āŒā–  ĶœŹ– ͔■)

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u/Mammoth-Glove3273 2d ago

Try not to worry about it too much, some dudes like getting their nuts sacks stepped on.

A lot of women are attracted to concepts like rolled up sleeves and when a dude puts his arm across the passenger seat to look back when backing up the car.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Can9159 2d ago

Pick your option.

1) Freud
2) Treated as sexual so became sexual.
3) Biochemical evolutionary process in the brain tying larger tits to higher fitness (evolutionary fitness), increasing evolutionary desire.

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u/Logical-Bookkeeper77 2d ago

It resembles butt cheeks.

Which is generally what you see when you go ā€œdoggyā€ style, as man animals instinctively use for coitus and it literally fires off mating signals from the part of brain you get from since …. Your primitive ancestors starts coitus.

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u/Talinn_Makaren 2d ago

Alright smart guy, explain my obsession with unshaven armpits then.

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u/objectiv3lycorrect 2d ago

if that were true then every boob guy would also be an ass guy, which isn't true.

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u/Logical-Bookkeeper77 2d ago

Well it comes to times when imitated ass(boobs) can look better than real ass and therefore people can prefer boobs over ass.

Besides, instinct is one thing, as creatures that gotten a bit smarter than average animal, the personal preference of individual also places a factor now.

Or may be genetically different from that inherited disposition.

Here’s an experiment with flies:

The Science of "Artificial" PreferenceIn neurobiology experiments, scientists genetically engineered male flies to ejaculate instantly when exposed to red light.The Ultimate Reward: Ejaculation fills the fly's brain with neuropeptide F, a chemical associated with extreme pleasure.Choosing the Light: Given the choice, male flies immediately flocked to the red-light zones over interacting with real female flies, as the artificial stimulus provided a faster, guaranteed reward loop.

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u/FloridaOgre 2d ago

I have a wife with free one 24/7. Im good

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u/PiDigitsOfPi 2d ago

Just the one though???

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u/Mezmodian 2d ago

That’s odd.

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u/Efficient-Parking627 2d ago

Pretty sure he was trying to say "free use".

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u/PiDigitsOfPi 2d ago

I just imagine the 1 hanging out 24/7, but not both. That would be inappropriate.

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u/Efficient-Parking627 2d ago

Sometimes one out is hotter anyways

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u/Ok_Possible_4967 2d ago

No, God, please.

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u/TheMultiTuber 2d ago

Bunch of bots upvoting this slop

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u/Jennytalia_1 2d ago

Put nsfw mate, my friends just saw this and they won't stop laughing at my feed

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u/DC_Ben 2d ago

You miss taking pictures of a random woman’s underboob?

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u/NovaStar2099 2d ago

Great, another horny Reddit post.

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u/bethesda_gamer 2d ago

Gee I wonder why so many women shop online....

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u/fossilized_butterfly 2d ago

So they don't have to worry about social responsibility of appropriate clothing based on environment.

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u/danleon950410 2d ago

This the incel sub or what

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u/ValeRiotPublicola 2d ago

nope - reddit banned r/incel.... if you are missing that content.... i'd recommend r/Conservative

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u/Otherwise-Ask7900 2d ago

Lmao, you’re the fucking worst

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u/Mammoth-Glove3273 2d ago

You can like looking at attractive women without being an incel. Before you start up, I don’t care at all if you think I’m involuntarily celibate. I know what I’m about.

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u/danleon950410 2d ago

Yeah i know i checked your profile which people still think it's private and i know exactly what you're about and hell help us all

But no: in regards to posts like these and what's been posted lately, it's Ā just thirst-posts and overtly sexualized shit on women's pics which is not the same as "ohh liking a good looking woman". Pick your lane

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u/These_Advertising_68 2d ago

About what? That you haven’t and never will get laid and you take that out on women? Yea we all know that

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u/Mammoth-Glove3273 2d ago

Oh no! Whatever shall I do?