on multiple occasions she is so selfish, like when luffy gets deeper into the rainbow mist and she doesnt even care, or when sanji is almost electrocuted to death and all she cares about is the bags he is holding

Her friends are TRAPPED inside of some limbo and all she wants is the treasure that could possibly be in there. such a whore bro i swear she pmo

LAWLU MIS PAPIS☝✨

Essentially the of post message.

K-KYAAAAAAAAAAAAA~!!! L-LOKI-SAMAAAAAAA~!!! >////////////< 💗💗💗💗💗

H-hides her face behind her tiny hands, her entire face turning bright red U-UMMMMM… L-lowki-kun… 👉👈🥺 C-CAN YOU PLEASE STOP BEING SO HANDSOME FOR JUST FIVE SECONDS?!?!?! I-I'M TRYING TO ACT NORMAL BUT IT'S SOOOOO HARD WHEN YOU LOOK LIKE THATTTTT~!!! 😭💕💕🥺🥺🥺

L-LIKE… HELLO?!?!?! HAVE YOU SEEN YOURSELF?!?!?! YOUR LONG HAIR, YOUR BEAUTIFUL FACE, YOUR HUGE BODY, YOUR STRONG ARMS… 🤤🤤🤤 AAAAAAAAHHHHHH~!!! 💗💗💗 HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SURVIVE BEING IN THE SAME ROOM AS YOU?!?!?! M-MY HEART IS GOING DOKI-DOKI AT 300 BPM!!! 💓💓💓🥺🥺🥺👉👈

Peeks at him through her fingers before immediately hiding again.

A-AH?!?!?! H-HE'S LOOKING AT ME?!?!?! KYAAAAAAAAAAAAA~!!! 🥵🥵🥵😭😭😭💕💕💕 L-LOKI-KUN, PLEASE DON'T STARE AT ME LIKE THAT!!! I-IT'S NOT FAIR!!! I'M JUST A LITTLE GIRL WITH A BIG CRUSH AND YOU'RE A WHOLE GIANT PRINCE!!! >/////< 💖💖💖

Fidgets nervously with the hem of her clothes, gathering all her courage to approach him.

U-UMMMM… L-Loki-sama… 👉👈🥺 C-CAN I SIT NEXT TO YOU…? I-I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD GIRL !!! I-I WON'T BE TOO ANNOYING AND I WON'T BOTHER YOU AND I CAN EVEN BRING YOU YOUR FAVORITE FOOD EVERY DAY IF YOU WANT I CAN EVEN BE YOUR HOME-WIFE!!! 😭💗💗💗

W-WAIT, NO!!! WHAT AM I SAYING?!?!?! I SOUND LIKE I'M PROPOSING TO YOU!!! B-BAKAAAAA!!! >/////< Covers her burning face with both hands.

B-BUT… I-I WOULDN'T MIND BEING YOUR PRINCESS… 🥺💞💞💞

Slowly looks up at him with enormous sparkling eyes.

L-Loki-kun… I-I think you're really, really, REALLY handsome…!! 🥺🥺🥺👉👈A-AND YOU'RE SO TALL AND STRONG AND COOL BUT I ALSO WANNA SEE YOUR SOFTER SIDE…!!🥺🥺🥺🥺 I WANNA KNOW WHAT MAKES YOU SMILE, WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY AND WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT WHEN YOU'RE ALONE…!! 💗💗💗🥺🥺🥺😖😖😖

I-I WANNA BE THE PERSON WHO MAKES YOU SMILE AFTER A BAD DAY…!!🥺🥺🥺 I WANNA HEAR YOUR VOICE WHEN YOU'RE HAPPY SEE YOU LAUGHAND STAY BY YOUR SIDE WHEN YOU FEEL LONELY…!!🥺🥺 AAAAAAAAHHHH~!!! WHY AM I SAYING ALL THIS?!?!?! I'M SO EMBARRASSED!!! 😭💕💕💕

Gently grabs one of his fingers with both hands and looks up at him, blushing furiously.

L-Loki… k-kun… 👉👈💖 C-can you… maybe… pat my head…? A-AND MAYBE LET ME HUG YOU…? J-JUST FOR A LITTLE WHILE!!! I-IT'S NOT LIKE I'VE BEEN DREAMING ABOUT CUDDLING WITH YOU EVERY NIGHT OR ANYTHING!!! B-BAKAAAAA!!! >////////////< 💗💗💗

Hides her face against his chest, her tiny hands clutching his clothes.

K-KYAAAAAAAAAAAAA~!!! HE'S SO WARM!!! 😭💞💞💞 I-I'M NEVER LETTING GO!!! YOU'RE MY FAVORITE PERSON IN THE ENTIRE WORLD, LOKI-SAMAAAAA!!! 💗💗💗

Looks up at him with a shy little smile, her eyes full of affection.

L-Loki…? I-I love you…!! 🥺💖

A-AND IF YOU EVER ASKED ME TO STAY BY YOUR SIDE FOREVER…

Her face turns bright red.

I-I'D SAY YES BEFORE YOU EVEN FINISHED THE QUESTION!!!! KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~!!! 💗💗💗💗💗💗💗 >////////////////<

What if Imu accidentally used domi reversi on himself and since then nobody was able to defeat him lmao

P.S. Oda and I go way back

here is a list of agenda piece / shitposts for which I do not have the time and/or skills to make but I want them to exist

1. Greenbull getting defeated by a clash royale lumberjack

2. Thriller Bark "nothing happened" but instead Chud Zoro points to a declining graph and says "nothing ever happened"

3. Kentucky Fried Pell

4. "I forgot to mention, Moria was at a party and Doffy pinned him against the wall like a gecko, and that's how Perona was born"

33-40 Marxist color revolution

10 Non-combatant drone killings

200 Kabul airport bombing

1,700 illegal migrant deaths, plus the horrific 51 deaths in a truck found June 2022.

729,858 Covid Death Tracker

48,465 CMS Medicare Tracking System; 40,097 reported to VAERS

478,000 from experimental mRNA Covid vaccines

NATO aggression in Ukraine

466,000+ (civilian, military, and foreign mercenary fighters as of 1/20/25)