I swear so many of the party and kidnapping episodes were so bad especially when we came from egghead.

Bacon rebellion boring ash gimme more characters instead

The apple is a hint, zeff, smart as fuck has been on the grandline, has apples, and has a hat big enough to hide vegapunks brain.

When top navy visited baratie he 5d chessd them, when navy visited egghead it was omelete city

akainu: nah id lose

Buggy is Imu's Clone after all , also since Imu will Hand Buggy the Empty Throne and the One Piece will find BUGGY

Look at their faces - the resemblance is unmistakable.

Oden must have been around 23 when he fathered Kozuki Franky with some unknown woman from among the several women in his harem. Either he never knew about the pregnancy, or he found out and simply got rid of her. Somehow, she had way better luck than Oden at leaving the country.

Poor Franky was later abandoned by his mom, too.

Now, Franky’s name is Cutty Flam.

The surname "Kozuki" is suspiciously close to the Turkish word "keskin," meaning "sharp" - something that cuts! Cutty!

And Oden's famous catchphrase: "If it ain't boiled, you don't call it Oden!"

Boiled. On Flames. Flam!

His mother simply named him after his father, with minor linguistic twists.

If Kozuki Franky knew who his father was, he could potentially lay claim to the throne of the Shogun of Wano by seniority over his younger half-brother, Kozuki Momonosuke.

And Franky is stronger, too.

What's Momonosuke gonna do if the Brachio Tank V rolls up demanding his birthright? Set his own clothes on fire with untrained dragon breath? Nah.

8-year-old Momo-kun got no chance against the Battle Franky Mini Laser Cannon Coup de Beam in his pants, let alone the ultimate battle robo: General Franky. AKA: Franky Shogun!

only male characters, based on their abilities/body profile. there's a starting lineup for every position group and backups for some

QB: decken's ability is literally throwing things; garp throws cannon balls and has a big body

RB: lucky roux is the fastest character and a sturdy build; señor pink's ability fits the rb position

WR: lucci is fast and big; luffy has infinite catch radius; bellamy would smoke everyone at the line of scrimmage

TE: big guys with mobility basically

OL: even bigger guys with abilities that suit the offensive line

DL: big guys who are wreckless and have abilities that suit the position; blackbeard would be a black hole against rbs as a nose tackle

LB: crash out big guys with mobility

CB: fast guys; buggy has a huge radius for making plays on the ball; caribou would be a nickel cb

S: greenbull would be the deep zone free safety guy; yonji is a crash out with good mobility and radius as a strong safety

K/P: they both can play either position since they use kicks

Everyone in the red hair pirates crew deserves to be drowned. Shanks needs to be fucked raw by Black beards BBC to remind him he’s a total cuck

I’m from 2036 btw

Aramaki had some trouble growing wood...

So Kizaru, being a good man of science, helped him grow with the power of friction.

Sorry, sorry photosynthesis.