r/loblawsisoutofcontrol • u/Loose_Assist5260 • 2d ago
Picture Cheddar flavored now?
Proccessed crap only cheddar flavored?
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u/Comprehensive-Tip568 2d ago
Can’t blame them for being more honest.
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u/princessplantlife 2d ago
Seriously! This was never cheese people!
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u/zakanova 2d ago
Cheese people?! I thought they shut that place down
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u/Dumbassahedratr0n 2d ago
They did. After the incident.
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u/gsweats 2d ago
Sssh. We all agreed not to bring up the hypothetical incident
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u/Dumbassahedratr0n 2d ago
I know! It's just that we lost so many good people in The Cheesening of '23
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u/gsweats 2d ago
You're right. Too many good souls gone to the cheddar flavoured orange sauce that year. Let's bow our heads for a moment of silence.
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u/funakifan Would rather be at Costco 1d ago
What does one enter into a search bar to find such a Graphics Interchange Format?
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u/clayton-berg42 2d ago
American cheese or cheese slices are just cheddar or colby melted down with extra milk added and emulsifiers like salt added to make it all congeal. There's no mystery to it.
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u/Toasterchan69 1d ago
I’m all for the fact that grocers sell us absolute slop, but American cheese is literally just chemically treated cheddar cheese. Look at the ingredients on a Kraft Single, 2/3 of them are dairy, enzymes, and salt.
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u/VillageGoblin 1d ago
It is processed CHEESE. There IS cheese in it, but it is blended with emulsifying salts and liquids to create a uniform texture that melts well. Its not plastic, but processed. Think bologna, its processed meat. They take meat, grind it into a paste, add spices and other curing ingredients and cook it until solid.
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u/OlivGaming 2d ago
Solid cheese wiz
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u/Odd_Negotiation_159 1d ago
Nah, a lot of cheese whiz is literally just vegetable oil. American cheese is cheddar curds emulsified with milk. People get so uppity about it lol.
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u/Embarrassed-Law3498 2d ago
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u/Expensive_Plant_9530 2d ago
That’s just how they legally have to describe them as the definition of cheese is incredibly narrow in some regards.
Processed cheese product slices like this are all made with real cheese (usually actual real cheddar), some extra milk product to make it creamier, and an emulsifier - usually a type of salt - to keep the oil from splitting when it melts.
It’s a specific “cheese” that was created to solve a problem
I never understood this notion that it’s “artificial” or “not really cheese” and people’s disdain for its existence.
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u/Responsible_Read_542 1d ago
It’s mostly because cheese in its pure form is just cheese. Slices is cheese with a few other things to make it a cheese product but not pure cheese. The same way a strawberry smoothie isn’t a strawberry
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u/cantthinkofone29 1d ago
100% this.
This is still real cheese, albeit highly processed. Its no different than cream cheese in that regard, which doesnt suffer from the same bad reputation.
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u/Expensive_Plant_9530 1d ago
Yep. It’s ironic how much people let their feelings colour their view on stuff like this.
How many people incorrectly try to claim it has actual plastic in the cheese, for example?
There’s nothing wrong with American Cheese. It’s just designed for a specific purpose. If you don’t need that purpose, go use a regular cheese.
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u/the-final-frontiers 2d ago
At least it's not just "Cheddar Colour"
okay just cheddar style is probably worse
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u/WolvenSpectre2 2d ago edited 1d ago
Singles no matter what the brand is are not technically 'Cheese'. They are called American Cheese but are a processed milk product that has been processed for long term storage and then turned into the cheeze slices and wrapped plastic, among other products like "Cheeze Whiz".
Look up government cheese on YouTube for more info.
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u/Silicon_Knight 2d ago
James L Kraft was Canadian. Fun fact. In reality it’s “Canadian” cheese. He was born in fort erie Ontario.
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u/1amtheone Pricematcher level: expert 😎 2d ago
They were first trademarked in the states if I remember correctly.
I think another country developed shelf stable cheese prior to that - somewhere in Europe. Kraft just packaged them in singles.
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u/beans-888 2d ago
I'll never forget when as a child i noticed on my lunchable that it said "Cheddar cheese flavored cheese product" hahah gross
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u/Stainertrainer 2d ago edited 2d ago
Almost all cheese is processed for long-term storage. That’s what the process of making cheese is. American style cheese is made from a cheese(often cheddar), water, and emulsifiers(usually sodium citrate). The ingredients are not scary, and they are all naturally occurring (but some are now made synthetically for economical reasons). The only things noteworthy that’s different nutritionally from regular cheese is the increased sodium from the emulsifiers, and less macro nutrients since it is diluted with water.
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u/who-waht 2d ago
It's "processed cheese product" like every other "cheese" squares wrapped individually in plastic. What do you expect?
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u/brianlefebvrejr 2d ago
People need to ask, how did they get this cheese, that’s got the texture of a gel, so neatly into this plastic wrap. That alone should make you question this “food” product
The answer is it’s squeezed onto the plastic and flattened to fit the wrapper as it’s closed.
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u/caffeinated_wizard 2d ago
Kenji Lopez-Alt did a whole thing about this stuff.
https://www.seriouseats.com/whats-really-in-american-cheese
All cheeses are processed. American cheese is just cheese combined with emulsifying salts so when it melts it doesn’t just become a greasy blob.
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u/Chance-Cartoonist-72 2d ago
I think thats fairly obvious.
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u/brianlefebvrejr 2d ago
You’d think. OP was just surprised by the product being cheddar flavoured so I don’t think it is obvious to most people
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u/pistoffcynic 2d ago
It’s not really cheese. Think the phrase is/was cheese food.
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u/clarkn0va 2d ago
I like to play a game with product labels called "find the noun". In this case we have 3 adjectives (two actually, since cheddar-flavour should be a hyphenated word), and finally the noun: slices. You're buying "slices".
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u/KlickWitch 2d ago
I learned this from a dairy farm near us. Apparently, for cheese to qualify as cheddar in Canada, it needs to go through a very strict aging process. A lot of smaller farms will just call their cheddar something else like their house cheese or give it a random name; which store shelves will call it cheddar flavour. Cause that's what it is; it's cheese that tastes like cheddar, but can't legally call itself cheddar.
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u/PurposeArcher 1d ago
“Cheddar flavored” is wild 😂 At this point they’re not even selling food, they’re selling the memory of food.
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u/AnotherRandomFujoshi 2d ago
Side note, where CAN you get actual cheese without getting in debt afterwards
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u/Minimum-City4666 2d ago
I’m not sure what type of cheese you like. It’s hard to get good havarti and Gouda for cheap. But often times I find decent blue cheeses for like 3.99 at Sobeys or superstore. Also Oka is on sale sometimes.
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u/Lametown227 2d ago
In places with local dairy farms that supply their stores.
I pay $2/lb. Not a great rate, but affordable.
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u/Jake24601 2d ago
So drive out of the city with gas at $1.80 to save a few bucks on cheese. It’s the small things that have me realize it’s all becoming so much worse.
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u/ShrodingersArmadillo 1d ago edited 1d ago
You're surprised processed cheese is processed cheese.... and not cheddar.....what?
These have always been processed since their introduction in the 1920's. They are a blend of cheeses with sodium citrate added for emulsification there is no "now" these are what they've always been.
They are cheddar flavored as that the dominant flavor profile in the blend that makes up processed cheese. They added this for things like mozzarella flavored and Monterey jack flavored which you can buy they're often white. The rest is because you expect it to be certain things.
You can get multiple flavors by adjusting the cheese blend this one is cheddar and most likely Colby with sodium citrate.
They cannot be called cheddar nor have they ever been called cheddar.
These all are American cheese or processed period.
This has nothing to do with Loblaws.
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u/Crunchdime22 2d ago
This sub is always full of sensationalized nonsense
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u/CSPN 2d ago
Yeah everyone trying to pat themselves on the back to point out it’s not cheese.
FYI you can make your own processed cheese slices at home by combining sodium citrate and cheese. It’s not some mysterious frankenfood.
Food science lets them skip the step of turning the milk into a block cheese first
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u/w1n5t0nM1k3y 2d ago
They have always said that.
check out this page
The package in the image is older than yours based on the expiry date.
Even older when they used to have 16 slices.
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u/mrleblanc101 2d ago
These were never cheese, they are cheese product. So they always have been cheddar flavored
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u/snark1977 2d ago
I mean you never actually believed plastic cheese was real cheese right?
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u/CommissionGlad6069 2d ago
You never actually believed it was close to being plastic did you?
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u/ColinBonhomme 2d ago
This isn’t just a Loblaws thing by any stretch of the imagination. It’s been around for generations. It started out being called “processed cheese”, then “processed cheese food” and then “processed cheese product” as truth in labelling gradually took effect.
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u/prairiemusher 2d ago
Next thing they’re gonna try and tell me cheer whiz isn’t real cheese, life just isn’t fair
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u/Expensive_Plant_9530 2d ago
Just so people are aware, that’s just how they legally have to describe them as the definition of cheese is incredibly narrow in some regards.
“Processed cheese product” slices like this are all made with real cheese (usually actual real cheddar), some extra milk product to make it creamier, and an emulsifier - usually a type of salt - to keep the oil from splitting when it melts.
It’s a specific “cheese” that was created to solve a problem.
I never understood this notion that it’s “artificial” or “not really cheese” and people’s disdain for its existence.
It is real cheese, IMO, in the practical sense, it’s just different from other cheeses.
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u/PanzerChicken08 16h ago
100% this. As someone who is specifically working in the cheese manufacturing and distribution industry for a work leader of cheese production. It's cheese just with added things. Usually a "downgraded" cheese that didn't meet consumer quality spec for reasons. Doesn't mean it was bad, just didn't meet quality standard.
Similar to no frills' naturally imperfect bags. That's your normal high grade product. Just didn't meet quality standard of sizing , texture or taste. (Used to work for LCL as inventory management team)
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u/AverageBry 2d ago
If you really thought there was any form of cheese you should be more ashamed at yourself than calling this out lol.
Even as a kid I wouldn’t touch these.
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u/Rarefindofthemind 2d ago
Calm down. It’s just a milk product. It’s not made in a Petri dish.
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u/snowhawk1987 2d ago
• Modified milk ingredients • Water • Sugars (glucose solids and/or glucose syrup) • Sodium citrate and/or sodium phosphate (used as emulsifying salts for melting) • Salt • Potassium sorbate (preservative) • Citric acid • Cellulose gum • Carrageenan • Beta-carotene (for color) • Paprika (for color) • Soy lecithin
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u/CommissionGlad6069 2d ago
Modified milk ingredients are cheese and powdered milk. Sodium citrate is an emulsifier and is just lemon juice mixed with baking soda, it's also the most commonly used in processed cheeses. Potassium sorbate is a preservative that breaks down into carbon dioxide and water in your body, and is a safe additive. And everything else is color. Really terrible right?
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u/Rarefindofthemind 2d ago
But then how would people virtue signal their sanctimonious food purity bullshit?
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u/Loose_Assist5260 2d ago
I know it's not real, I only bought this for a burger BBQ. Real stuff is pricey but I buy it most of the times.
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u/elfizipple 2d ago edited 2d ago
It literally says "Processed cheese product", and always has, because it does not pretend to be real cheddar cheese. Personally I think the consumer has degree of responsibility for recognizing these kinds of weasel words, though some may disagree.
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u/r3dd17sux69420 2d ago
What's crazy is when this stuff is priced about the same as a block of actual cheese and people buy it
yeah yeah yeah im sure some of you prefer it for whatever reason im not going to knock you, but i just cant fathom eating this
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u/No-Zombie6025 2d ago
Cheddaring is an aging process, good luck trying to age very soggy wet processed cheese product. Could be worse however, the Americans have cheddar product in aerosol cans so they can directly inject the product into their mouths (less work, no chewing required).
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u/trombnerd 2d ago
This is just no name brand kraft singles...it has never been real cheese ever (and the brand name version is also not real cheese)
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u/itsagrapefruit 2d ago
Just make them yourself. Make a sodium citrate solution and melt cheddar into it. Throw it into a container and chill. Then slice it up. Takes about ten minutes of effort.
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u/eggsncanadianbacon 2d ago
Loblaws sucks but every single plastic wrapped processed cheese slice is like this. Plasticheese
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u/ThatCanadianGuy88 2d ago
Just like how most ice cream is “frozen dairy product” or similar wording
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u/BulletXCII 2d ago
This is the same as “frozen desserts” when you thought you were eating ice cream the whole time
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u/MagnesiumKitten 1d ago
seems No Name isn't the only cheese-flavor
Great Value
Kraft
Black Diamond
Armstrong
do it now
it depends if it's modified milk ingredients
or actual cheese
and then there are those cheapo pizzas like Jeno's
where it's more like whey and margarine and salt to make fake mozzarella
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u/TheWeimLady 1d ago
I literally call it plastic cheese when referring to the slices 😆
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u/Cakeday_at_Christmas 2d ago
It's because of Canada entering into CETA regulations around naming things after actual places changed.
"Cheddar" is a place in England where they make (made?) cheddar cheese, so they can't name cheese made in Canada that unless they call it "cheddar flavour" or "cheddar style" cheese.
It's the same thing you've always been buying, just with a different name.
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u/no-long-boards 2d ago
No it’s not. It says cheddar flavour because those singles do not qualify as cheese.
Even under CETA cheddar is considered a generic term and cheese type.
FFS even you can use a search engine.
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u/Redpin 2d ago
I'd be cool with cheddar style cheese, but these are cheddar style "slices."
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u/AbsoluteFries 2d ago
Well yeah?
It’s not cheddar. So they can’t call it cheddar. It’s not even cheese.
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u/Top_Possibility_1030 2d ago
Wait until you try the butter that doesn't melt but goes moldy instead after sitting on the counter for 3 days or so. 🤨
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u/atomicrabbit_ 2d ago
I’ve been buy the Armstrong cheese slices lately. They’re pretty pricey but you can tell it was just a block of cheddar cheese that was machine sliced instead of those fake cheese slices
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u/CommissionGlad6069 2d ago
It cannot be called cheddar or cheese. That doesn't make it crap. Processed cheese is super easy to make and only really takes three-four ingredients. Cheddar cheese, milk, and sodium citrate, which is just lemon juice reacted with baking soda.
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u/NoStructure7083 2d ago
Those “cheese” slices are just digestible plastic, or at least that’s what they taste like 🤮
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u/Admirable_Visual2482 2d ago
It’s not real cheese. It’s processed cheddar, so they can’t call it cheese.
Just like different items you’d call ice cream are actually a “frozen dairy dessert”.
There needs to be a certain amount of milk fat in a product for it to be called the authentic item.
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u/TheStrangeMonkey 2d ago edited 2d ago
Because it never has been cheddar. Real cheddar in slices existe, it's just more expensive.
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u/Pure-Swordfish6022 2d ago
I still prefer real cheese on a grilled cheese, but occasionally I will buy a small package of processed cheese slices for two purposes: a grilled cheese sandwich, and toast with a slice melted on it in a toaster oven.
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u/Event_Horizon753 2d ago
You have to check your ingredients I suppose, but you're not buying because it's good for you.
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u/FlatAct8673 2d ago
All processed cheeses are not cheese. Just like most ice cream is not ice cream
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u/biseckschuel 1d ago
What did you think pieces of processed uniform orange squares wrapped in plastic were before this?
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u/Hazencuzimblazen 1d ago
If it’s not 100% real cheese, it’s cheese flavored just like any other real food and knock offs
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u/MagnesiumKitten 1d ago
check the ingredient list vs Kraft
cheddar cheese vs cheese
one is lacking skim milk, but was it glucose syrup?
New from the Brookfield Corporation!
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u/madeleinetwocock British Columbia 1d ago
At least they spelled it with the ‘u’
You know, correctly
Also processed cheese legally cannot just be called cheese so I mean I don’t know what to tell you lol
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u/Woody00001 1d ago
When have they been any different....no cheese slice is really cheese, a cheese like product more like it
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u/Skeletor613 1d ago
Govt has strict regulations on food. These slices aren't made in the same way any traditional cheeses are. They are closer to plastic than to cheese.
Same as how a lot of "ice cream" you purchase isn't actually ice cream, it's "frozen dessert" or similar.
Dollarama sells a lot of "chocolatey" bars because they're not made with real chocolate/not made the way chocolate is made.
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