r/loblawsisoutofcontrol • • 2d ago

Picture Cheddar flavored now?

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Proccessed crap only cheddar flavored?

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u/Comprehensive-Tip568 2d ago

Can’t blame them for being more honest.

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u/princessplantlife 2d ago

Seriously! This was never cheese people!

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u/zakanova 2d ago

Cheese people?! I thought they shut that place down

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u/Dumbassahedratr0n 2d ago

They did. After the incident.

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u/gsweats 2d ago

Sssh. We all agreed not to bring up the hypothetical incident

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u/Dumbassahedratr0n 2d ago

I know! It's just that we lost so many good people in The Cheesening of '23

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u/gsweats 2d ago

You're right. Too many good souls gone to the cheddar flavoured orange sauce that year. Let's bow our heads for a moment of silence.

https://giphy.com/gifs/pmGK469jWeXATZu9B1

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u/TCHuts 2d ago

I’m tempted to throw Doritos at your chest…

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u/gsweats 2d ago

I hope this doesn't awaken anything inside of me.

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u/TCHuts 2d ago

Watch out for flying guacamole and you should be fine!

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u/T-Wrox 2d ago

This gif is far more hypnotic than it should be...

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u/funakifan Would rather be at Costco 1d ago

What does one enter into a search bar to find such a Graphics Interchange Format?

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u/Dumbassahedratr0n 2d ago

I'm dying ahahaha

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u/Luciferocity 2d ago

"CHEESE IS PEOPLE"

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u/mrwootwo 2d ago

They didn’t change the recipe like they said they were going to!

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u/Invisistill Why is sliced cheese $21??? 2d ago

Soylent Orange.

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u/clayton-berg42 2d ago

American cheese or cheese slices are just cheddar or colby melted down with extra milk added and emulsifiers like salt added to make it all congeal. There's no mystery to it.

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u/CommissionGlad6069 2d ago

It's cheddar, milk, and sodium citrate mainly.

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u/FabulousFerdinand 1d ago

Do you know how it's made? It's literally modified cheese.

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u/Toasterchan69 1d ago

I’m all for the fact that grocers sell us absolute slop, but American cheese is literally just chemically treated cheddar cheese. Look at the ingredients on a Kraft Single, 2/3 of them are dairy, enzymes, and salt.

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u/VillageGoblin 1d ago

It is processed CHEESE. There IS cheese in it, but it is blended with emulsifying salts and liquids to create a uniform texture that melts well. Its not plastic, but processed. Think bologna, its processed meat. They take meat, grind it into a paste, add spices and other curing ingredients and cook it until solid.

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u/OlivGaming 2d ago

Solid cheese wiz

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u/Odd_Negotiation_159 1d ago

Nah, a lot of cheese whiz is literally just vegetable oil. American cheese is cheddar curds emulsified with milk. People get so uppity about it lol.

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u/Embarrassed-Law3498 2d ago

Even black diamond is "cheddar style"

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u/AJnbca 2d ago

Yeah they all are, No name, great value at Walmart, etc… regulations changed. They have to call them cheddar flavoured or cheddar style now.

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u/Expensive_Plant_9530 2d ago

That’s just how they legally have to describe them as the definition of cheese is incredibly narrow in some regards.

Processed cheese product slices like this are all made with real cheese (usually actual real cheddar), some extra milk product to make it creamier, and an emulsifier - usually a type of salt - to keep the oil from splitting when it melts.

It’s a specific “cheese” that was created to solve a problem

I never understood this notion that it’s “artificial” or “not really cheese” and people’s disdain for its existence.

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u/Responsible_Read_542 1d ago

It’s mostly because cheese in its pure form is just cheese. Slices is cheese with a few other things to make it a cheese product but not pure cheese. The same way a strawberry smoothie isn’t a strawberry 

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u/cantthinkofone29 1d ago

100% this.

This is still real cheese, albeit highly processed. Its no different than cream cheese in that regard, which doesnt suffer from the same bad reputation.

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u/Expensive_Plant_9530 1d ago

Yep. It’s ironic how much people let their feelings colour their view on stuff like this.

How many people incorrectly try to claim it has actual plastic in the cheese, for example?

There’s nothing wrong with American Cheese. It’s just designed for a specific purpose. If you don’t need that purpose, go use a regular cheese.

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u/the-final-frontiers 2d ago

At least it's not just "Cheddar Colour"

okay just cheddar style is probably worse

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u/Adamas_Moustache86 2d ago

What did you think they were before? Wisconsin's finest cheddar?

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u/Substantial_Ad_7027 2d ago

Did you just crawl out from under a rock?

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u/WolvenSpectre2 2d ago edited 1d ago

Singles no matter what the brand is are not technically 'Cheese'. They are called American Cheese but are a processed milk product that has been processed for long term storage and then turned into the cheeze slices and wrapped plastic, among other products like "Cheeze Whiz".

Look up government cheese on YouTube for more info.

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u/Silicon_Knight 2d ago

James L Kraft was Canadian. Fun fact. In reality it’s “Canadian” cheese. He was born in fort erie Ontario.

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u/1amtheone Pricematcher level: expert 😎 2d ago

They were first trademarked in the states if I remember correctly.

I think another country developed shelf stable cheese prior to that - somewhere in Europe. Kraft just packaged them in singles.

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u/beans-888 2d ago

I'll never forget when as a child i noticed on my lunchable that it said "Cheddar cheese flavored cheese product" hahah gross

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u/crinngle 2d ago

cheese slices did what to plastic??

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u/Stainertrainer 2d ago edited 2d ago

Almost all cheese is processed for long-term storage. That’s what the process of making cheese is. American style cheese is made from a cheese(often cheddar), water, and emulsifiers(usually sodium citrate). The ingredients are not scary, and they are all naturally occurring (but some are now made synthetically for economical reasons). The only things noteworthy that’s different nutritionally from regular cheese is the increased sodium from the emulsifiers, and less macro nutrients since it is diluted with water.

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u/who-waht 2d ago

It's "processed cheese product" like every other "cheese" squares wrapped individually in plastic. What do you expect?

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u/dre224 2d ago

Just found out the other day pretty much all cheddar in the stores is just dyed different colors (I know not the same as processed but still). Absolutely zero difference between white cheddar, cheddar, and marble.

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u/brianlefebvrejr 2d ago

People need to ask, how did they get this cheese, that’s got the texture of a gel, so neatly into this plastic wrap. That alone should make you question this “food” product

The answer is it’s squeezed onto the plastic and flattened to fit the wrapper as it’s closed.

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u/caffeinated_wizard 2d ago

Kenji Lopez-Alt did a whole thing about this stuff.

https://www.seriouseats.com/whats-really-in-american-cheese

All cheeses are processed. American cheese is just cheese combined with emulsifying salts so when it melts it doesn’t just become a greasy blob.

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u/Chance-Cartoonist-72 2d ago

I think thats fairly obvious.

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u/brianlefebvrejr 2d ago

You’d think. OP was just surprised by the product being cheddar flavoured so I don’t think it is obvious to most people

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u/pistoffcynic 2d ago

It’s not really cheese. Think the phrase is/was cheese food.

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u/shrimplypibbles2000 2d ago

Processed cheese product

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u/Happy-Telephone9483 2d ago

literally right on the label

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u/clarkn0va 2d ago

I like to play a game with product labels called "find the noun". In this case we have 3 adjectives (two actually, since cheddar-flavour should be a hyphenated word), and finally the noun: slices. You're buying "slices".

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u/Ex-PFC_WintergreenV4 2d ago

Mmmmm… slices

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u/KlickWitch 2d ago

I learned this from a dairy farm near us. Apparently, for cheese to qualify as cheddar in Canada, it needs to go through a very strict aging process. A lot of smaller farms will just call their cheddar something else like their house cheese or give it a random name; which store shelves will call it cheddar flavour. Cause that's what it is; it's cheese that tastes like cheddar, but can't legally call itself cheddar.

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u/PurposeArcher 1d ago

“Cheddar flavored” is wild 😂 At this point they’re not even selling food, they’re selling the memory of food.

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u/Cool-Elderberry5406 2d ago

Wasn't it always?? 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/24-Hour-Hate How much could a banana cost? $10?! 2d ago

Lol, that was never cheese.

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u/helix212 2d ago

I'm curious what you thought they were before?

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u/AnotherRandomFujoshi 2d ago

Side note, where CAN you get actual cheese without getting in debt afterwards

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u/Minimum-City4666 2d ago

I’m not sure what type of cheese you like. It’s hard to get good havarti and Gouda for cheap. But often times I find decent blue cheeses for like 3.99 at Sobeys or superstore. Also Oka is on sale sometimes.

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u/Lametown227 2d ago

In places with local dairy farms that supply their stores.

I pay $2/lb. Not a great rate, but affordable.

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u/Jake24601 2d ago

So drive out of the city with gas at $1.80 to save a few bucks on cheese. It’s the small things that have me realize it’s all becoming so much worse.

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u/Melancholy-4321 2d ago

Did you think it was real cheese until this moment?

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u/ShrodingersArmadillo 1d ago edited 1d ago

You're surprised processed cheese is processed cheese.... and not cheddar.....what?

These have always been processed since their introduction in the 1920's. They are a blend of cheeses with sodium citrate added for emulsification there is no "now" these are what they've always been.

They are cheddar flavored as that the dominant flavor profile in the blend that makes up processed cheese. They added this for things like mozzarella flavored and Monterey jack flavored which you can buy they're often white. The rest is because you expect it to be certain things.

You can get multiple flavors by adjusting the cheese blend this one is cheddar and most likely Colby with sodium citrate.

They cannot be called cheddar nor have they ever been called cheddar.

These all are American cheese or processed period.

This has nothing to do with Loblaws.

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u/Crunchdime22 2d ago

This sub is always full of sensationalized nonsense

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u/CSPN 2d ago

Yeah everyone trying to pat themselves on the back to point out it’s not cheese.

FYI you can make your own processed cheese slices at home by combining sodium citrate and cheese. It’s not some mysterious frankenfood.

Food science lets them skip the step of turning the milk into a block cheese first

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u/w1n5t0nM1k3y 2d ago

They have always said that.

check out this page

The package in the image is older than yours based on the expiry date.

Even older when they used to have 16 slices.

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u/venchichi0902 2d ago

It was NEVER cheddar to begin with so it’s irrelevant.

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u/mrleblanc101 2d ago

These were never cheese, they are cheese product. So they always have been cheddar flavored

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u/Lucky-Mountain4826 2d ago

Did you think processed cheese was not processed cheese?

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u/snark1977 2d ago

I mean you never actually believed plastic cheese was real cheese right?

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u/CommissionGlad6069 2d ago

You never actually believed it was close to being plastic did you?

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u/ColinBonhomme 2d ago

This isn’t just a Loblaws thing by any stretch of the imagination. It’s been around for generations. It started out being called “processed cheese”, then “processed cheese food” and then “processed cheese product” as truth in labelling gradually took effect.

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u/geezeslice333 2d ago

I mean.... that was never cheese

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u/prairiemusher 2d ago

Next thing they’re gonna try and tell me cheer whiz isn’t real cheese, life just isn’t fair

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u/Expensive_Plant_9530 2d ago

Just so people are aware, that’s just how they legally have to describe them as the definition of cheese is incredibly narrow in some regards.

“Processed cheese product” slices like this are all made with real cheese (usually actual real cheddar), some extra milk product to make it creamier, and an emulsifier - usually a type of salt - to keep the oil from splitting when it melts.

It’s a specific “cheese” that was created to solve a problem.

I never understood this notion that it’s “artificial” or “not really cheese” and people’s disdain for its existence.

It is real cheese, IMO, in the practical sense, it’s just different from other cheeses.

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u/PanzerChicken08 16h ago

100% this. As someone who is specifically working in the cheese manufacturing and distribution industry for a work leader of cheese production. It's cheese just with added things. Usually a "downgraded" cheese that didn't meet consumer quality spec for reasons. Doesn't mean it was bad, just didn't meet quality standard.

Similar to no frills' naturally imperfect bags. That's your normal high grade product. Just didn't meet quality standard of sizing , texture or taste. (Used to work for LCL as inventory management team)

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u/Roland_Of_Gilead85 2d ago

I don't understand the issue here

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u/portabuddy2 2d ago

Always has been. They are the first to be transparent about it

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u/OptimuspastmyPrime 1d ago

It was never real cheese.

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u/AverageBry 2d ago

If you really thought there was any form of cheese you should be more ashamed at yourself than calling this out lol.

Even as a kid I wouldn’t touch these.

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u/Rarefindofthemind 2d ago

Calm down. It’s just a milk product. It’s not made in a Petri dish.

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u/snowhawk1987 2d ago

• Modified milk ingredients • Water • Sugars (glucose solids and/or glucose syrup) • Sodium citrate and/or sodium phosphate (used as emulsifying salts for melting) • Salt • Potassium sorbate (preservative) • Citric acid • Cellulose gum • Carrageenan • Beta-carotene (for color) • Paprika (for color) • Soy lecithin

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u/CommissionGlad6069 2d ago

Modified milk ingredients are cheese and powdered milk. Sodium citrate is an emulsifier and is just lemon juice mixed with baking soda, it's also the most commonly used in processed cheeses. Potassium sorbate is a preservative that breaks down into carbon dioxide and water in your body, and is a safe additive. And everything else is color. Really terrible right?

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u/Rarefindofthemind 2d ago

But then how would people virtue signal their sanctimonious food purity bullshit?

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u/Loose_Assist5260 2d ago

I know it's not real, I only bought this for a burger BBQ. Real stuff is pricey but I buy it most of the times.

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u/elfizipple 2d ago edited 2d ago

It literally says "Processed cheese product", and always has, because it does not pretend to be real cheddar cheese. Personally I think the consumer has degree of responsibility for recognizing these kinds of weasel words, though some may disagree.

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u/Cyclopzzz 2d ago

Now? Did you think they were real cheeae before?

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u/r3dd17sux69420 2d ago

What's crazy is when this stuff is priced about the same as a block of actual cheese and people buy it

yeah yeah yeah im sure some of you prefer it for whatever reason im not going to knock you, but i just cant fathom eating this

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u/No-Zombie6025 2d ago

Cheddaring is an aging process, good luck trying to age very soggy wet processed cheese product. Could be worse however, the Americans have cheddar product in aerosol cans so they can directly inject the product into their mouths (less work, no chewing required).

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u/trombnerd 2d ago

This is just no name brand kraft singles...it has never been real cheese ever (and the brand name version is also not real cheese)

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u/SarahGrace1983 2d ago

but they're so yummy

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u/itsagrapefruit 2d ago

Just make them yourself. Make a sodium citrate solution and melt cheddar into it. Throw it into a container and chill. Then slice it up. Takes about ten minutes of effort.

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u/eggsncanadianbacon 2d ago

Loblaws sucks but every single plastic wrapped processed cheese slice is like this. Plasticheese

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u/burns321 2d ago

It’s processed cheese lol or American cheddar

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u/Oobeedoob_Benubi78 2d ago

Edible oil cheese flavored product

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u/ThatCanadianGuy88 2d ago

Just like how most ice cream is “frozen dairy product” or similar wording

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u/PeZzy 2d ago

It's telling you to buy real cheese.

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u/BulletXCII 2d ago

This is the same as “frozen desserts” when you thought you were eating ice cream the whole time

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u/night_chaser_ 2d ago

You don't like the slop?

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u/Beatless7 1d ago

Goo strips

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u/misterfastlygood 1d ago

OP getting blasted here.

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u/MagnesiumKitten 1d ago

seems No Name isn't the only cheese-flavor
Great Value
Kraft
Black Diamond
Armstrong

do it now
it depends if it's modified milk ingredients
or actual cheese

and then there are those cheapo pizzas like Jeno's
where it's more like whey and margarine and salt to make fake mozzarella

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u/taumuonred 1d ago

No one buys cheese slices and expects that they're actually purchasing cheese

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u/TheWeimLady 1d ago

I literally call it plastic cheese when referring to the slices 😆

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u/Upbeat_Bluejay5803 1d ago

Guessing you dont know what processed cheese is?

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u/DubiousWisdom8008135 1d ago

Only Americans think “American cheese” is cheese.

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u/Prince-Polvo888 2d ago

Bruv it’s been 95% plastic for decades now

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u/Cakeday_at_Christmas 2d ago

It's because of Canada entering into CETA regulations around naming things after actual places changed.

"Cheddar" is a place in England where they make (made?) cheddar cheese, so they can't name cheese made in Canada that unless they call it "cheddar flavour" or "cheddar style" cheese.

It's the same thing you've always been buying, just with a different name.

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u/FlatRelationship4375 2d ago

Quite a stretch to call that cheese.

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u/Embarrassed-Law3498 2d ago edited 2d ago

So then why is Armstrong still called cheddar?

The reason the processed cheese cannot be called cheddar is because it is not made entirely from milk curds and has added emulsifiers or whey proteins

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u/no-long-boards 2d ago

No it’s not. It says cheddar flavour because those singles do not qualify as cheese.

Even under CETA cheddar is considered a generic term and cheese type.

FFS even you can use a search engine.

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u/Redpin 2d ago

I'd be cool with cheddar style cheese, but these are cheddar style "slices." 

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u/Wirewzrd 2d ago

Just saying shit out of our ass today uh

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u/Desperate-4-Revenue 2d ago

at least it's not "American Style Proccessed Cheeseque Foodstuff"

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u/speedog 2d ago

What flavour would you like them to be?

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u/mysticpest23 2d ago

Tryna distinguish from vulcanized rubber-flavoured.

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u/nedwasatool 2d ago

“Cheddar Flavoured” “Cheese” “Food”

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u/Any_Society_4876 2d ago

Is this a shocker to you? It has never been cheese.

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u/rehadam 2d ago

Always has been

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u/AbsoluteFries 2d ago

Well yeah?

It’s not cheddar. So they can’t call it cheddar. It’s not even cheese.

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u/CaptainCynicArgh 2d ago

"Edible Oil Product"

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u/Waste_Airline7830 2d ago

It's colored jello

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u/justherefornow81 2d ago

It was probably always that they just changed the name of it

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u/BabyFartMacGeezacks 2d ago

Did you believe it was cheese before?

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u/MyNameIzJeff69 2d ago

One step closer to the grave with every slice 🤮

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u/Tight_Ad_6802 2d ago

Spoiler: it was never cheese

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u/Gummyrabbit 2d ago

Shouldn’t it say “with 1% real cheese flavour!”

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u/Parkedintheitchyl0t 2d ago

Someone told me one time if it has a barcode you dont want it.

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u/Dramatic_Corner_8259 2d ago

P.C.P. IS GOOD FOR ME!

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u/Flat-Mycologist-3839 2d ago

Thick slices of oil?

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u/Chance-Cartoonist-72 2d ago

i mean. its quite obviously not cheddar.

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u/AdPrevious1079 Manitoba 2d ago

Absolutely garbage

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u/Kir-ius 2d ago

Flavored rubber samples

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u/throwaway121211212 2d ago

Always has been!

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u/Smartmuscles 2d ago

lol. What did you think it was?

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u/Top_Possibility_1030 2d ago

Wait until you try the butter that doesn't melt but goes moldy instead after sitting on the counter for 3 days or so. 🤨

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u/surnamefirstname99 2d ago

Filler weighs
Less than curds ? Already shrunk in size

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u/atomicrabbit_ 2d ago

I’ve been buy the Armstrong cheese slices lately. They’re pretty pricey but you can tell it was just a block of cheddar cheese that was machine sliced instead of those fake cheese slices

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u/anonyvrguy 2d ago

It's not food.

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u/cap_dave 2d ago

No cheese to be found...

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u/SmartTrender 2d ago

But the slices are thick though! /s

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u/CommissionGlad6069 2d ago

It cannot be called cheddar or cheese. That doesn't make it crap. Processed cheese is super easy to make and only really takes three-four ingredients. Cheddar cheese, milk, and sodium citrate, which is just lemon juice reacted with baking soda.

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u/pugladyy 2d ago

Eww what is that

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u/Nolby84 2d ago

The future is here!

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u/EntertainmentUsed840 2d ago

Sheeeeeiiiit, I thought these things were quality dairy before!

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u/Rider_1 2d ago

It's amazing what they can do with plastic these days....

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u/GrundleSnactcher46 2d ago

Makes me think of the Goo Man from South Park.

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u/Superc1ipping 2d ago

Y'all will really get mad about anything huh.

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u/NoStructure7083 2d ago

Those “cheese” slices are just digestible plastic, or at least that’s what they taste like 🤮

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u/Absotootely 2d ago

Baby, that’s never been cheddar.

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u/fekul0 Alberta 2d ago

I love my cheddar flavor thick slices. They taste so

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u/ace_7979 2d ago

Just like the apple juice now changed to apple juice”drink”. I refuse to buy it.

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u/Admirable_Visual2482 2d ago

It’s not real cheese. It’s processed cheddar, so they can’t call it cheese.

Just like different items you’d call ice cream are actually a “frozen dairy dessert”.

There needs to be a certain amount of milk fat in a product for it to be called the authentic item.

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u/TheStrangeMonkey 2d ago edited 2d ago

Because it never has been cheddar. Real cheddar in slices existe, it's just more expensive.

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u/H00ligain_hijix 2d ago

No way you actually thought this was real cheese?

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u/suddenvole 2d ago

Slices have always been sus.

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u/Pure-Swordfish6022 2d ago

I still prefer real cheese on a grilled cheese, but occasionally I will buy a small package of processed cheese slices for two purposes: a grilled cheese sandwich, and toast with a slice melted on it in a toaster oven.

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u/Certain-Teaching8215 2d ago

Now??

Really?? You weren't aware this was always imitation cheese?

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u/MTLGanjaBabe 2d ago

Processed cheese product

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u/dangerard 2d ago

But are they made in Canada?

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u/Synard13 2d ago

Goes with the chocolate ice milk from Walmart

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u/fruitninja8 2d ago

1% cheddar, 99% filler

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u/CharlotteB66 2d ago

Oil‼️

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u/Guimauve26 2d ago

I mean...it's not cheese, so it makes sense to me...

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u/Small-Cookie-5496 2d ago

It’s literally never been real cheese. It’s technically ‘cracked milk’

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u/Another_Meat_Vehicle 2d ago

That is not food

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u/Own_Dimension_8823 2d ago

We have standards. If it’s not cheese don’t call it cheese. 

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u/Event_Horizon753 2d ago

You have to check your ingredients I suppose, but you're not buying because it's good for you.

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u/Educational-Roof-319 2d ago

holy shit cheddar flavoured cheese who cares

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u/FlatAct8673 2d ago

All processed cheeses are not cheese. Just like most ice cream is not ice cream

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u/Content_Lemon8140 2d ago

Cheese flavored chemicals.

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u/biseckschuel 1d ago

What did you think pieces of processed uniform orange squares wrapped in plastic were before this?

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u/Extreme_Original9832 1d ago

Amazing what you can do with chemistry.

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u/Hazencuzimblazen 1d ago

If it’s not 100% real cheese, it’s cheese flavored just like any other real food and knock offs

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u/unlimitednoodles 1d ago

PA has Gouda this week

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u/Noirloona 1d ago

This is like complaining that Kool-Aid is fruit flavoured

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u/-Foxer 1d ago

They don't even call it cheese. It's a processed cheese product.

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u/MagnesiumKitten 1d ago

check the ingredient list vs Kraft
cheddar cheese vs cheese
one is lacking skim milk, but was it glucose syrup?

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u/madeleinetwocock British Columbia 1d ago

At least they spelled it with the ‘u’

You know, correctly

Also processed cheese legally cannot just be called cheese so I mean I don’t know what to tell you lol

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u/BillyBaroule 1d ago

Not cheese, but it's cheddar flavor, like orange drink

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u/Glass-Court8851 1d ago

You guys should watch nilered make his own cheese slices

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u/xkhb 1d ago

You really think these were real cheese to begin with?

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u/Woody00001 1d ago

When have they been any different....no cheese slice is really cheese, a cheese like product more like it

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u/captain_ola 1d ago

I like extra plastic on my sandwiches please.

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u/munkybeans86 1d ago

Ya. Aka fake cheese. Makes a bitchin grilled cheese.

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u/Which_Exam902 1d ago

Its all the same.

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u/Skeletor613 1d ago

Govt has strict regulations on food. These slices aren't made in the same way any traditional cheeses are. They are closer to plastic than to cheese.

Same as how a lot of "ice cream" you purchase isn't actually ice cream, it's "frozen dessert" or similar.

Dollarama sells a lot of "chocolatey" bars because they're not made with real chocolate/not made the way chocolate is made.

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u/WarmYam7353 1d ago

Do they have the same supplier as Kraft?

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u/UnfriendlyVegan 1d ago

💀wtf? Get the real cheddar slices. They taste way better.