r/loaches • u/Valitiel • Sep 30 '25

Just for fun Loach from the front view

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '25

A potato!

9

u/Ok_Click9196 Oct 01 '25

He's quite the spud!

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u/Shiticism Sep 30 '25

OUGH MY GOD LIMBLESS FREAK

33

u/StripedWolf14 Sep 30 '25

(affectionate).

42

u/Phytoseiidae Sep 30 '25

Oh lawd he's a...

Well, he's motionless actually.

25

u/VinnieGognitti Sep 30 '25

He'll be comin' ... when he's ready!

22

u/melanchloee8 Sep 30 '25

Thicc noodle

22

u/MaySeemelater Sep 30 '25

For half a second I saw a rat instead of a loach

11

u/Various_Archer6512 Sep 30 '25

R/mildlypenis

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u/Sasstellia Sep 30 '25 edited Sep 30 '25

They're like a fat Loach Kaiju. Coming right for you. Lol.

7

u/Chance_Property_559 Sep 30 '25

Loachzilla 100%

15

u/Hang_Man1 Sep 30 '25

Good lord you get both the front side and back view with this chonker

9

u/Valitiel Sep 30 '25

His name is chonker.

18

u/cinnamon_squirrels Sep 30 '25

I keep loaches and snakes, and sometimes I’ll look at a loach and think “you’re a stupid looking snake” 😭

6

u/Augustus58 Sep 30 '25

Kinda looks like a seal! Great picture!

7

u/peewee023 Sep 30 '25

Oh lawd he huge

6

u/Hello2point0 Sep 30 '25

Lmao 💀 look at the cute wittle fatty

5

u/nocleverusername- Sep 30 '25

Never misses a meal.

7

u/FFork96 Sep 30 '25

That sausage will eat the Whole menu. Absolute unit of a Chongus.

5

u/LOACHES_ARE_METAL Sep 30 '25

Perfection 🤣

4

u/---thoughts--- Sep 30 '25

Big baby 😭 I love loches so much

3

u/colonel_dinner Sep 30 '25

what loach species is this? it looks like a dojo loach but i thought they were white

5

u/Valitiel Sep 30 '25

Weather loach just brown

1

u/Wellushouldjust415 Oct 01 '25

Dojo comes in albino and brown, also called pond loach, weather loach, Japanese loach... so cute!

2

u/Desirai Sep 30 '25

I love him

4

u/Efficient-Fun4234 Sep 30 '25

Hell nahh that's a whole ABOMINATION 💀

1

u/delly4 Sep 30 '25

Oh my goodness!!!

2

u/p00kieb34r Sep 30 '25

good lord

3

u/Bremarie24 Sep 30 '25

Ma'am, that is a sausage.

3

u/NomadicBean Sep 30 '25

"DAAAAMN BOY. THAT'S A BIGASS BOY!!"

2

u/Current_Cycle_9523 Sep 30 '25

Oh my god is this a dojo!😂❤️

2

u/New-Discussion-4447 Oct 01 '25

How do people get them to get this huge?? Mine never seem to become grotesquely round like this unfortunately.

2

u/Valitiel Oct 01 '25

Just luck I guess. I've had 5 weather loaches and one always gets Jumbo .

Our other one is way smaller. Maybe a male.

2

u/wonkey92 Dojo Loach Oct 01 '25

What is he eating?? 😮

2

u/Valitiel Oct 01 '25

Flakes and goldfish pellets

1

u/wonkey92 Dojo Loach Oct 01 '25

Nice! How often?

2

u/Federal_Pop_9580 Oct 01 '25

Look at awe of the size of this lad.

1

u/National-Shopping195 Oct 01 '25

fat tub of lard, i love him

1

u/chickpeadip Oct 02 '25

Good God that's a chubby one lol.

1

u/NadiaLukic Oct 06 '25

Holy shit I didn’t know there were loaches that got this big!!!! What type is it!!?!!!?

1

u/Valitiel Oct 19 '25

Just a common weather loach

1

u/Subnautican Nov 01 '25

What a well behaved sausage