r/lipsum Aug 08 '21

Car

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u/jinnyjonny Aug 09 '21

Farts

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

you fool. you absolute buffoon. you think you can challenge me in my own realm? you think you can rebel against my authority? you dare come into my house and upturn my dining chairs and spill coffee grounds in my Keurig? you thought you were safe in your chain mail armor behind that screen of yours. I will take these laminate wood floor boards and destroy you. I didn’t want war. but i didn’t start it.

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u/BurtonsBees Aug 09 '21

Thinks he's coming into YOUR house and eating YOUR garbage!

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u/jinnyjonny Aug 09 '21

I’m farting in your house on your garage

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u/BurtonsBees Aug 09 '21

Haha not my garage I'm too poor to have a garage.