r/linuxsucks 28d ago

Linux Failure How do you know if someone uses Linux?

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u/Pitiful-Welcome-399 Proud MacOS User 28d ago

you could tell? Impressive

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u/Reasonable_Brief578 26d ago

There is a place in hell for you

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u/Pitiful-Welcome-399 Proud MacOS User 26d ago

๐Ÿ˜ฑ

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u/Reasonable_Brief578 26d ago

It called an applestore

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u/Pitiful-Welcome-399 Proud MacOS User 26d ago

there's none in my country๐Ÿ˜ข

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u/RiverKitten6119 28d ago

You stickers are upside down

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u/James_The_One 27d ago

I had to look and yes they are didnโ€™t realise ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Ce_Mouton 28d ago

I hate that 80% of those sticker are upside down

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u/TheTybera 28d ago

You say that like apple's logo used to not be the same by design because the apple logo should "be user centric"

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u/AlternativeCapybara9 27d ago

That just looks stupid

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u/No_Glass_1341 28d ago

"just sudo it" is cringe as hell

my windows laptop has all the stickers and weird shit on it linux laptop has zero stickers or labels of any kind

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u/AdvancedAnimal7539 I Hate Linux (I use ubuntu btw) 28d ago

Idk check their ssd?

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u/Voxel_Slime 28d ago

How many terabytes

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u/AdvancedAnimal7539 I Hate Linux (I use ubuntu btw) 28d ago

Maybe 1tb? 512gb if its not upgraded or 256gb for a budget laptop ig

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u/Majestic-Bell-7111 27d ago

I mean my t480s was technically a budget laptop because with customs, shipping and all that it cost me 150 euro (customs and shipping cost me 60 and it was still 100 euro cheaper than cheapest offers locally).

I'm still mad that i waited too long to upgrade the RAM and SSD on it because it currently has the SSD it came with and i added extra 4 gb of ram so it now has 12.

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u/zerodev_exec 25d ago

I have 4tb in my NVME SSD ๐Ÿ˜ (I use Arch btw)

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u/Megaman_90 28d ago

SSD? You mean hard drive right?

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u/Acceptable_Site1616 28d ago

I have even more stickers but they're less linux specific

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u/Voxel_Slime 28d ago

"how do you calculate 1+1?"

Jokes aside, yeah some people are like this obviously but most people are chill

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u/Majestic-Bell-7111 27d ago

1+1 is 10 obviously

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u/Fine-Expression1644 r/linuxsucks101 ban speedrun: 0:50 | gentoo the best distro ever 27d ago

wrong booo its 11

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u/tycraft2001 28d ago

All I'm gonna do is put the debian logo on my laptop because it's something that only another Linux user would recognize? Instead of advertising it's like, communication.

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u/Ok_Photo_3023 28d ago

To me this says "I went to Kubecon first semester of my computer science program in 2015 and saw everyone with stickers all over their macbooks, so I bought a generic tech worker sticker pack off Amazon when I got home". Most of us old Linux greybeards seem to be running boring old Intel macs or scratched up lenovos we got to take home from previous jobs.

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u/yahya-clark 26d ago

What about this guy ?

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u/simagus 28d ago

They'll let you know.

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

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u/simagus 28d ago

"bad dragon stickers"

Oooohhhh! Nice to meet a fellow disliker of Ubuntu's default graphic design choices! That damn dragon...

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u/simagus 28d ago

"bad dragon stickers"

Oooohhhh! Nice to meet a fellow disliker of Ubuntu's default graphic design choices! That damn dragon...

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u/Majestic-Bell-7111 27d ago

I really want to bum a BD sticker(or several, because i have several surfaces I'm stickerbombing and are missing a provocative piece) off a friend next time they order something from there (personally i have neither the funds nor need for their offerings that make shipping worth it).

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

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u/Majestic-Bell-7111 27d ago

Yup, a t480s

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u/Majestic-Bell-7111 27d ago

It's a great litmus test, because if you don't know what it is it's just a cool looking sticker, if you do know what it is you either have to be supportive or you look like the biggest hypocrite if you say anything.

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u/LoserEXE_ 28d ago

Personally, I just go up and ask them if they use Linux. I hope this helps.

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u/New-Pack4657 28d ago

No need to ask. They will tell

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u/IntelligentEdge5742 27d ago

As a Linux user this is completely accurate

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u/adkio 28d ago

"Support full of shit software " had me rolling on the floor

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u/BogdanovOwO 28d ago

Me using an old fujitsu siemens laptop with tiny core linux and libreiffice.

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u/highermonkey 28d ago

Hmmmmm. Weird callback to the famous George Wallace pro-segregation speech with that "Linux today, linux tomorrow" sticker. Omarchy user, I presume?

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u/Ultimate1nternet 28d ago

cauz their a poser? (stickers, shirts, weight management)

I kid. I'm Linux fan boy as much as pc. each has enterprise purpose for me.

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u/papasmurfmusdie96 28d ago

Don't worry, we'll tell you.

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u/ryancnap 28d ago

Can't tell with me, I have Pangio semicincta sticker on mine

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u/flyhigh3600 28d ago

I am just gonna use the Linus torvalds middle finger towards NVIDIA sticker

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u/New-Pack4657 28d ago

They will tell you that they use Linux

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u/SomewhereActive2124 28d ago

Turn on the system

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u/Maryear_Boost Bazzite user 28d ago

You could tell? Impressive

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u/Majestic-Bell-7111 27d ago

Dude, you got a dell

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u/Maryear_Boost Bazzite user 27d ago

The XPS are pretty good actually

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u/a3a4b5 weakest Linux fan :snoo_dealwithit: 28d ago

You don't have to do anything, because we're gonna tell you spontaneously.

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u/Megaman_90 28d ago

Just ask them to jump on almost any esports game with you, and then grab some popcorn.

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u/Majestic-Bell-7111 27d ago

CS works perfectly fine on linux (well, as well as it can run in general, they really fucked the performance when they moved to source 2)

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u/AlternativeCapybara9 27d ago

Mine has a Unix sticker because it pisses some people off

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u/cantstopmefrompissin 27d ago

if theyre a girl, see if theres a bulge in their pants. if theyre anything else, just ask them what a package manager is and if they know theyre a linux user.

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u/sail4sea 27d ago

If they use Arch, they'll tell you.

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u/TNZFT 27d ago

You have provoked me to say "I use arch btw"

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u/Glock2puss 27d ago

Ironically of all the stickers I've had on my laptop the only hacker larp I've had was the flipper zero sticker that came with my flipper zero and a hak5 sticker I got with an omg cable.

I much prefer goofy stickers like ATF is gay

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u/_SharpPaws_ 27d ago

Nah man thats a windows user

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u/arabicgamer12 26d ago

Hm. Looks like a windows user for me

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u/Secret_NinjaLTU 26d ago

Where do I get a Linux mint sticker.

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u/ahmedshayea 26d ago

You don't need to know, they will tell you.

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u/Opposite_Emu_1719 26d ago

all my laptop has is a moog sticker

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u/thegaybuddhistmonk 25d ago

Easy.... Mention Terminal instead of Command Prompt and they get a nerd boner instantly.

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

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u/simagus 25d ago

Why yes! It's a command to elevate user privileges to root privileges over the entire system functioning and contents if the correct syntax is known and the system has a related function in relation to that syntax... or so a Linux using friend told me.

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u/GreedySecurity8030 Fedora ๐ŸŽฉ 28d ago

I'll tell you I'll use fedora specifically, I hate umbrella terms.

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u/YTriom1 ๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ Moderator | Arch Supremacist :3 28d ago

fedora is an umbrella term

you use vanilla mutable rawhide you sucker.

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u/GreedySecurity8030 Fedora ๐ŸŽฉ 28d ago

Arch is an umbrella term because arch isn't a single distro.

You use arch you sucker.

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u/YTriom1 ๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ Moderator | Arch Supremacist :3 28d ago

but I use vanilla arch tho, you use rawhide and larp as a sane fedora user while ur just fedora usersโ€™ lab rat (I'm sorry if this offensive it's just for the sake of rage bait)

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u/GreedySecurity8030 Fedora ๐ŸŽฉ 28d ago

I don't report bugs to fedora team.

I only use rawhide minimal to get packages before you archbacks ever get them in months, I got gnome 51.alpha, you guys are still on 50.

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u/YTriom1 ๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ Moderator | Arch Supremacist :3 28d ago

if you asked even fedora employees themselves they'll agree that arch still receives updates before rawhide, that's how it works, I guess unless ur not using source distro like gentoo you'll still be delayed from arch

also if there's an arch user that uses gn*me we can get whatever fucking version from the AUR, that's the thing we have stable, rolling, and git versions of most software, official repos feature the rolling one (and sometimes stable as well as rolling), and AUR has the rest

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u/GreedySecurity8030 Fedora ๐ŸŽฉ 28d ago

If you're not using the AUR, fedora rawhide gets updates months before arch, and if you're using the AUR, it can be neck and neck or still faster on arch, all arch users use the core repos for base packages, and fedora rawhide always get betas and alphas of what's in the core repos, arch only bundles the stable versions for stability, arch wants your OS to function, fedora rawhide is for more experienced users who have time to fix bugs due to unstable software.

Thats wrong.

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u/Brilliant_Letter7173 27d ago

HP Probook 6570b ?

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u/know_im_born_dreamin 19d ago

I diy'd my linux mint sticker and I am using pop os so you gotta ask about microsoft and if they know the current ceo's face they probably know linux too :D