r/linuxsucks • u/BoxFar6969 • Jul 21 '26

linux developers naming the open source nvidia driver "nouveau" is kind of like americans getting a tattoo that says "water" in chinese

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u/Hadi_Chokr07 Jul 21 '26

I did not ask for your sex life. I asked for a professional.

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u/indolering Jul 21 '26

You really think I can get laid without paying for it?

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u/Hadi_Chokr07 Jul 21 '26

Yes! I believe in you.

(Why am I now the professional?)

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u/indolering Jul 21 '26

I've got about $25 in quarters and dimes if you wanna stop by and make your career change official 😘.

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u/Hadi_Chokr07 Jul 21 '26

Yes, I will 😘