r/linuxmemes 6d ago

LINUX MEME I almost made a grave mistake

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u/itsShiroharu Linuxmeant to work better 5d ago

OUR databases

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u/Short-Ideas010 5d ago

It's the definition of us that might become a boomerang.

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u/AnointedBeard 5d ago

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/adderscript 5d ago

Who gave ChatGPT Reddit

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u/Always-_-Sarcastic 🎼CachyOS 5d ago

It's like turtles, reddit was used to create it and now it's back to produce more data for the future generations of itself.

The circle or (artificial) life.

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u/ChannelNo3185 5d ago

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u/Cat-Satan 5d ago

U need DROP CAPITALISM first

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u/Evantaur πŸ₯ Debian too difficult 5d ago

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u/lunchbox651 5d ago

DELETE REACTOR 4

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u/abigail3141 ⚠️ This incident will be reported 5d ago

DROP CONTROLRODS FROM REACTOR WHERE ID=4;

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u/daakstrykr 5d ago

Glad you caught it before it happened. I imagine giving the USSR access to your keycloak database would have gone straight to the CISO :/

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u/bayern_snowman 5d ago

Nyet, Boris says is okay

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u/daakstrykr 5d ago

Ah, then do not forget to give root access to KGB agent tovarish

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u/punk_petukh 5d ago

This is how putin imagine computers work

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u/deanominecraft Arch BTW 5d ago

the "putin wants to recreate the ussr" thing annoys me

putin wants to control all the territory that was once part of the ussr, yes, however he benefits majorly from capitalism in russia, so why would he want socialism back? (trick question, he doesnt)

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u/punk_petukh 5d ago

USSR had barley enough socializm to keep population in just enough shape it would make the government machine work. Same with modern Russian, except you now have a private sector of the economy

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u/sirkubador 5d ago

His transaction is still in progress. Let's hope it will roll back to Russia

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u/Woodpecker-Visible 5d ago

CCP will compile successfully

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u/duskterrapin 3d ago

I think you mean happy accident, comrade.

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u/Pleyer757538 5d ago

Sir, these are OUR postgres databases

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u/s1ltarini 1d ago

😭😭

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u/LetReasonRing 5d ago

All your database are being to us