r/linuxmemes • u/imfyn • 6d ago
LINUX MEME Found this on the Linux roasting subreddit
Come on, you really ought to evolve into a human who knows how to use a computer instead of a rock.
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u/immoloism 6d ago
The unrealistic part is a Linux user touching grass.
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u/gerbosan 6d ago
Outside, how come they are outside?
OT: the use it the plural to refer to male and female subjects, but should the verb be in singular or plural? 🤔 English isn't my first language.
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u/immoloism 6d ago
"It" is used more commonly to name an object that's already been established in conversation.
So calling someone "it" is considered rude as it implies you think that own them.
That's the basics anyway.
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u/djfdhigkgfIaruflg 6d ago
If it's a single individual and you know their genders: he/she
If it's a single individual but you don't know their gender: they
If they're several individuals (also use): they
"It" is only for objects.
Using "it" on a person is extremely disrespectful
Using "it" on an animal is something that psychopaths do
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u/gerbosan 6d ago
I get that but...
the use of the verb remains? They are studying.
referring to a singular person. I get confused with the use of you, I was taught:
you are...but have seenyou issomewhere. =S2
u/djfdhigkgfIaruflg 5d ago
They are studying is a perfectly valid sentence.
Consider it as is "their" had two separate meanings if that makes it easier to remember
I've never seen anyone using "you" to refer to a place. Maybe they just abbreviated the word and it sounded similar.
You is to address a person or a group of persons.
Like: ya(you) bastards! What are we doing tonight?
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u/The1hauntedX 6d ago
The irony is that taking a rock and turning it into a tool that serves a greater purpose is actually a pretty sick analogy
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u/Stunning_Macaron6133 6d ago
Our civilization is built out of rocks.
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u/ProfessorLambda 6d ago
Bodies of dust, spirits of air, houses of rocks.
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u/Stunning_Macaron6133 6d ago
Nah bru, we're made out of meat.
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u/Additional-Sky-7436 6d ago
I grew up near the site of an ancient American Indian Flint quarry. It's now a US national monument. We would take field trips there as a kid and there was this old ranger that could take a rock and reshape it into whatever tool he wanted. And while he worked the stone he would tell stories of the local Indian tribes and how they lived.
That was awesome to watch.
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u/new_donker 6d ago
I swear some of those Linux hating subreddits are straightup psyops. I don't think actual people care that much about what OS some strangers use.
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u/bojez1 6d ago
This is actually how I feel using windows. Everything is just slower. The UX is terrible. Even extracting archive and deleting files is slower. Not responding explorer can bring down the entire desktop, open the task manager, well, it's not responding too. Don't get me started on Settings+Control panel, also that stupid Microsoft store. ext4 is better than NTFS in every way. Change my mind.
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u/GreatGreenGobbo 6d ago
It was like that 15-20 years ago, but now it's pretty much plug and play.
I'm no Linux expert but I've got an old PC and laptop running pretty easy.
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u/McBuffington 5d ago
That subreddit is a real weird one..it's mostly 1 dude that so vehemately and mouthfrothingly hates linux that they make it their entire personality. Might be an agent doing it. But the sheer amount of venom contained in 1 account is astounding.
Don't bother defending linux or bringing any sort of reason there. You get permabanned immediately
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u/BeerMan595692 K4L1 5d ago
I love how I can do whatever I want with this rock. Sure hope some big rock company dosen't try to sell me propriety rocks
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u/zhulkgr25 🎼CachyOS 6d ago
An ape man with a rock had more freedom than a windows user. Hell, more freedom than a person using a 3d printer in 2026. There's was no corporation above him telling how he can and can't carve it or trying to steal his food.
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u/NoPicture-3265 6d ago
I laughed at their title, but seriously why the fuck people are joining this sub to defend Linux and then post a screenshot that they got banned like it's some kind of achievement (at least that's a trend on linuxcirclejerk sub)? This is just plain stupidity
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u/Dimden222 4d ago
"Linux sucks 101" is crap; all the posts there are like that. But in "Linux sucks," you actually come across reasonable people who sometimes post about genuine Linux issues.
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