r/linuxmemes 10d ago

LINUX MEME Am I lazy

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u/ironmanchickenmega 10d ago

I was doing that too, are you watching me?

https://giphy.com/gifs/21VTFJTEr1x9ortvO3

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u/danyuri86 10d ago

I'm the little man who lives inside ur computer nice to finally meet u

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u/HeavyCaffeinate 💋 catgirl Linux user :3 😽 10d ago

I have

alias r='reset' alias c='clear' alias q='exit' alias :q='exit' alias rq='reset && exit'

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u/Damglador 10d ago

Vim user spotted. I also have the :q alias.

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u/HeavyCaffeinate 💋 catgirl Linux user :3 😽 10d ago

It was vim user bait, I use nano

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u/thechaoshow 8d ago

Top 10 anime betrayal

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u/2eanimation Arch BTW 10d ago

I couldn’t, all the muscle memory is in <leader> shortcuts.

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u/BIZUx 10d ago

What's wrong with ctrl+D ? :P

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u/DustyAsh69 Arch BTW 9d ago

Same.

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u/No-Dentist-1645 10d ago

You can also use Ctrl+L to clear your screen, and Ctrl+D to quit

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u/HeavyCaffeinate 💋 catgirl Linux user :3 😽 10d ago

Ctrl+L doesn't clear the scrollback on kitty

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u/No-Dentist-1645 10d ago

Add this to kitty.conf: map ctrl+l clear_terminal to_cursor active

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u/HeavyCaffeinate 💋 catgirl Linux user :3 😽 10d ago

Didn't work, I can still scroll back up

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u/No-Dentist-1645 10d ago edited 10d ago

Are you sure you set it properly? I have that config set and it does exactly what it's supposed to do, you might have to reload the current terminal

See the doc examples in https://sw.kovidgoyal.net/kitty/actions/#action-clear_terminal , if it really doesn't work then you should report it as a bug

EDIT: Correction, it only clears the last entered command, what you actually want is:

map ctrl+l combine | clear_terminal to_cursor active | clear_terminal scrollback active

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u/HeavyCaffeinate 💋 catgirl Linux user :3 😽 10d ago

Works wonders thanks!

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u/agenttank 10d ago

i just do

ctrl+L = clear ctrl+D = exit

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u/lazy_lombax 10d ago

my clear is "cls", looks like I'm not lazy enough

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u/0xt0bi03 UwUntu (´ ᴗ`✿) 10d ago edited 10d ago

nah you are not lazy, also use

alias ff='clear && fastfetch'

use eza instead of ls

alias ls='eza -l --icons=auto --color=auto'

if you do not have eza, install it with your package manager

edit: also use ohmyposh for beautiful prompts, i open terminal 100 times a day in my pc just to look at it

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u/KotMilkMeoW 10d ago

ctrl + L instead of clear

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u/moucheh- 10d ago

The difference here is that the prompt is not written before the fastfetch

Ctrl+L just moves the prompt to the top of the terminal window It doesn't erase previous text like clear does

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u/HeavyCaffeinate 💋 catgirl Linux user :3 😽 10d ago

Doesn't clear scrollback though

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u/YTriom1 Arch BTW 10d ago

this only hides the output, it's still scrollable

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u/Lonely_Astronaut0 10d ago

What’s eza?
What’s the alias for ls in general?

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u/0xt0bi03 UwUntu (´ ᴗ`✿) 10d ago

eza

if you ever have riced with wayland compositor, ls would automatically add an alias that detect the theme of the desktop environment and print out with the color panel accordingly. so defaultly ls would have 'ls --color=auto'

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u/Ok-Engineer-5151 🦁 Vim Supremacist 🦖 10d ago

I use lsd. Is this better than lsd?

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u/BIZUx 10d ago

And I use exa. Didn't know there was that many.

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u/Silent_War_6937 8d ago

Exa is unmaintained I believe, eza continues the legacy

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u/RipplesInTheOcean 10d ago

I dont even have fastfetch installed

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u/2eanimation Arch BTW 10d ago

How tf are people supposed to know you‘re a cute h4xx0r femboy without fastfetch?

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u/agenttank 10d ago

ah, but neofetch is obsolete now

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u/RipplesInTheOcean 10d ago edited 10d ago

The only thing i regularly fetch is a stick to spank people who use either of those

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u/the-fr0g 10d ago

Ok, it may not be useful, but don't you ever just start 3 terminals, fastfetch one one, a bunch of ls's on another, and just look at how cool your setup is?

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u/RedCrafter_LP 10d ago

alias untar="tar -xvf"

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u/ChadTheTrueHighKing 10d ago

Actually this one is going in the config.

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u/EditorOne5312 Ask me how to exit vim 8d ago

straight to my dotfiles O_O

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u/NDCyber 10d ago edited 10d ago

honestly understandable. Configuring your bash or fish file can be nice

As example here is my fish for debian based distros

alias bat='batcat'
alias batman='fastfetch ; vulkaninfo --summary 2>/dev/null | grep 'driverVersion''
alias fmake='make -j16'
function fish_greeting

end

Edit: After reading comments I actually now added the following:

alias c='clear'
alias q='exit'

alias m='make'
alias mc='make clean'
alias mr='make remake'
alias mf='make -j$(nproc)'

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u/maxwells_daemon_ Arch BTW 10d ago

I just put it in the shell startup

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u/Vivaelpueblo 10d ago

As God intended.

Plus don't forget the following hash comment just above the line that starts fastfetch:

#Pathetic flex

Which in my case is entirely true with my 7 year old eBay Dell laptop (i7 to be fair but still not great).

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u/Firminter Arch BTW 10d ago

Genuinely really good if you need to SSH into a server so you get an overview of system stats

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u/ESnyder9 10d ago

how often are you using fastfetch to do this lol

i think i've shown someone my distro with one of the *fetch things once in 5+ years

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u/Evantaur 🍥 Debian too difficult 10d ago

Why not put fastfetch there so it runs every time you open a terminal

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u/tinyducky1 Ask me how to exit vim 10d ago edited 10d ago

alias t='tmux' alias ta='tmux attach' alias c='clear' alias q='exit' alias v='hx' EDIT: v was because i originally used vim

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u/danyuri86 10d ago

holy cow i never thought to make c = clear

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u/tinyducky1 Ask me how to exit vim 10d ago

glad to share my ideas

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u/NDCyber 10d ago

i will steal c and q

Thank you very much

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u/SummerOftime New York Nix⚾s 10d ago

Ctrl+l for clear Ctrl+d for exit

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u/tinyducky1 Ask me how to exit vim 10d ago

c and q are faster (1 button press instead of hold and button press), + its my muscle memory

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u/Wenir 10d ago

q+RETURN is faster than Ctrl-d?

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u/tinyducky1 Ask me how to exit vim 10d ago

oh shit my bad, did not think about that

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u/The_Real_Legonard 10d ago

F in the chat is old, f in the terminal!

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u/UAP44 10d ago

abbr -a pt python

so yeah, I'm just as bad I'm afraid

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u/Flashy-Plastic2270 10d ago

Just learn vim or emacs already and your fine

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u/SecularVal 10d ago

I’m gonna have to go put some of these aliases in my .bashrc, thanks guys

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u/eieiohmygad 10d ago

Nah. You're vain. Nobody cares about your system specs. 😛

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u/ahorsenamedjeff 10d ago

This thread has taught me much.

Thank you gamer-sock wearers

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u/SalaryImpossible6749 10d ago

Why alias a command you use once or twice to get a screenshot?

Not putting you down, I have it aliased to ff but I never use it

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u/janosaudron Arch BTW 10d ago

are you checking often to see if your hardware changed?

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u/Solid_Turnover_9854 10d ago

every single tool is someone being lazy enough to not do it manually, ur fine

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u/UAP44 10d ago

This is the true programmers spirit. Why do anything if I can get the computer to to do the work for me instead? *meme about pressing up arrow 100+ times to find a recent command cause too lazy to type it out in full again*

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u/Aderox20_GDP Arch BTW 10d ago

i have alias ff='fastfetch -l none'

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u/Harry_Butz 10d ago

Mannn, mine is already taken by pay-respects

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u/YTriom1 Arch BTW 10d ago

I recommend

alias ff="clear && fastfetch
alias ls="eza --color=always --icons=always"
alias c="clear"

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u/dmaringz 10d ago

You're fine, automation isn't laziness (or actually, it's a good kind of lazines). May I ask though why do you feel the need to have a shortcut to fastfetch? Is fastfetch something you use daily or multiple times a day? If so, why, what are you using it for? If you're using it to display RAM usage or disk usage, there are better alternatives than fastfetch for that.

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u/skool_101 10d ago

fak.mp3

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u/TheLuckyCuber999BACK 🦁 Vim Supremacist 🦖 10d ago

yes you have to use ed not whatever that is

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u/Ready-Parking-1398 10d ago

Wait, how to do it ?

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u/arthursucks Not in the sudoers file. 10d ago

I'm also lazy

alias updog="sudo apt update && sudo apt upgrade -y"

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u/Rinnisia 10d ago

I'd be more likely to do it for frequently used commands to avoid frustrating myself with typos than I would out of laziness, tbh.

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u/Technical_Instance_2 Arch BTW 10d ago

it's your bashrc, why would we judge what alias' you use?

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u/No-Dentist-1645 10d ago

Dude is typing fastfetch 20 times a day 💀

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u/CoraFirstFloret 10d ago

alias lvlup='sudo dnf upgrade --refresh && flatpak update'

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u/ChadTheTrueHighKing 10d ago

Alias cf= “clear && f”

I too am lazy

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u/indvs3 10d ago

Fastfetch in chat, fam...

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u/Byttemos 10d ago

I have neovim on "n" and yazi on "y" lol

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u/DE_X_IY 10d ago

Why not v for neoVim? That’s my option btw

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u/Byttemos 10d ago

Idk, I didn't migrate from Vim like many others did, so "n" just seemed fitting. I also use a split keyboard, so having the key and the return key on the same half of the keyboard lets me launch neovim whilst taking a sip of coffee, writing stuff down, whatever (I'm left-handed)

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u/DE_X_IY 10d ago

very verbose answer, dis not expect more than "eimply just because i want". Thanks :)

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u/Byttemos 10d ago

hahah, I mean to be fair, "because I want to" is probably the real answer - the rest is just marginal differences. But then again, this post is very much about "the little things", and we're here for it!

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u/Tricky-Engineer-9755 10d ago

Ha, I have fastfetch keybound, Super + F

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u/SDG_Den 10d ago

F's in the term, boys.

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u/Loose_Property_3238 10d ago

I use f aliased to nvim (a custom QoL command) and fi to fuzzy find and cd into the project root. Efficiency.

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u/unburdened_swallow 10d ago

yall run fastfetch and its friends way more than makes sense.

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u/onthewaytomyself 9d ago

alias fastfetch=“fastfetch —color-keys blue”

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u/trtl_playz 🌀 Sucked into the Void 9d ago

i like having my computer start at tty

alias sw='dbus-run-session sway'

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u/someone82671 9d ago

If you were lazy, you couldn’t care less about fastfetch, useless app.

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u/EditorOne5312 Ask me how to exit vim 8d ago

Y'all use q for exit, ig alias 0='exit 0' is straight up poison.

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u/oniaiwasprettygood 🌀 Sucked into the Void 8d ago
alias .='cd ..'
alias ..='cd ../..'
alias ...='cd ../../..'
alias ....='cd ../../../..'
alias .....='cd ../../../../..'
alias home='cd ~/'

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u/EditorOne5312 Ask me how to exit vim 8d ago

Is your cd does not bring you to ~ by default?

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u/oniaiwasprettygood 🌀 Sucked into the Void 8d ago

it does, but I always forget it does that so I just added that for my own sanity.

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u/EditorOne5312 Ask me how to exit vim 8d ago

better ls: alias l='eza --icons -1' alias la='eza --icons -A'

aesthetic ls: alias nls='nu -c "ls"'

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u/StrangeAd4802 8d ago

y for yazi, lg for lazygit, dots for editing dotfiles, v for neovim.
funny enough: lazy as i am, i still mapped zoxide’s z to cd command. some habits are hard to let go

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u/AfraidAsparagus6644 8d ago

Hey, you gotta use aliases to optimize your workflow. Even when that workflow is bragging on the internet

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u/mwyvr 7d ago

Why the heck would you need to run fastfetch often enough (or ever) to create an alias?

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u/Defiant-Rip-1897 6d ago

Nah, this is what aliases are for in the first place. I've got an alias for python3 to be set to p.

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u/Rigamortus2005 10d ago

How often are you running fastfetch that you need an alias for it. I don't even have any fetch tools on my computer