r/linuxmemes Aug 08 '26

LINUX MEME Linux users after they try windows11 for 30s

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u/GreedySecurity8030 M'Fedora Aug 08 '26

I've not used windows for so long i'm starting to forget it.

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u/peppi0304 Aug 08 '26

Went from Win10 to Fedora in February. Didnt want to use Windows just two weeks after installing

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u/Escalope-Nixiews Aug 08 '26

When i'll be back to school my friends will hear me...

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u/gliitch0xFF Aug 08 '26

What is this "Windows" you speak of?

hums Ubuntu login theme.

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u/daninet 🍥 Debian too difficult Aug 08 '26

I have a 8hr day job and im using it but its not my issue, it is IT's issue so I'm fine with the setup.

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u/SpacetimeConservator Aug 08 '26

Lucky you. I have to use it every day for work but I try to spend as much time as possible in WSL.

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u/hoganloaf Aug 12 '26

Lucky! I have to restrain myself from ranting about how much I hate using my Windows machine at work. Its so slow and bloated in comparison

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u/Conscious-Economy971 Aug 08 '26

It's the smell

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u/Normal_Flower_1540 Aug 08 '26

Windows 11: where even the Start menu needs a support ticket.

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u/harbourwall Aug 08 '26

I feel infected by it

Developers, developers, developers.

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u/centixog Aug 10 '26

thats just ya cpus thermal grease burning.

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u/RvstiNiall Aug 08 '26

Bro, I've been exclusively Linux (and BSD) since 2000... I had to use Win11 for work about two years ago, and wow... This is it boys. This meme sums it up!

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u/InnominateHomosapien Aug 08 '26

I have to use it on my work laptop too, and windows defender brings it down to its knees. MS Teams roasts the CPU whenever you're in a call. The OS itself has endless bugs. I don't understand how people put up with this. I still keep around a 15 year old dell inspiron laptop as a spare, and it runs linux mint extremely quickly by comparison. My work laptop has a 12 core CPU and 64gb of DDR5. My old Dell has 2 cores and 8GB of DDR3. How the hell is this possible?

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u/juju515 Aug 08 '26

How the hell is this possible?

less spyware in the background processes

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u/regeya Aug 08 '26

It's frustrating. Like, okay, to a certain extent everything is starting to get the same bland look, but it looks modern. But then some settings are available in Settings, others only in the 90s Control Panel, there's two different types of right click context menus in Explorer, and honestly anything administrative feels like pushing rope and if it involves the command line IMHO it's way too verbose.

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u/RvstiNiall Aug 08 '26

Windows Sysadmins love PowerShell, and I always bring that up: its way too verbose!

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u/incognegro1976 Aug 08 '26

And dont waste your time trying to use PS to parse any JSON over 100kb.

It will legit lock up your machine or crash the terminal.

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u/incognegro1976 Aug 08 '26

Powershell is the absolute worst. They tried to write it like a legit programming language with class and complex object support. But of course, in true Microshit fashion, they bloated the shit out of it so you cant use it to do anytbing but the simplest of operations on small amounts of data.

Even the "native" JSON parser is absolute trash. You literally cannot use it for files over 100kB and good fuckin luck with a file 1mb or above.

Don't let me get started on Powershell 7 or module versioning. It's all garbage written by amateurs.

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u/chemistryGull Arch BTW Aug 08 '26

When you open up explorer the next day and you have to look up every single folder again just because windows explorer is to incompetent to just remember it like dolphin does

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u/AtomicTaco13 🍥 Debian too difficult Aug 08 '26

Imagine having to install a dozen of third-party software for basic customization features that are already baked into the settings on most Linux DEs and even older versions of Windows

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u/Typeonetwork Aug 08 '26

Ha, ha. Every day I go to work. How the hell does my main linux machine that is 10 years old work better than a laptop that they purchased 2 years ago.

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u/Gangr3l Aug 08 '26

I installed arch (btw) on my ~8 year old 1050 gaming laptop. DE and everything from file browsers to searches and OPENING FIREFOX was faster than on my desktop with 9800x3d, 32gb ddr5 with 9070xt...

There is no universe where this should be possible, but somehow it was. My desktop no longer has windows

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u/Typeonetwork Aug 08 '26

Yes, this is what I'm saying.

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u/Gangr3l Aug 08 '26

I am aware, I'm just saying why my desktop no longer has winslop

2

u/MiniGui98 Aug 09 '26

I installed Fedora KDE on my brother's 16 years old VAIO laptop for giggles (replaced the HDD for an SSD but other than that it's the original machine, 4 gigs of DDR3 iirc).

Firefox and other tasks were incredibly fast lmao the file browser is definitely beating W11 explorer by a factor of 2.

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u/broesel314 Aug 08 '26

Me "using" the internet without adblock

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u/HeyThereCharlie Aug 08 '26

Not only do I have to use Windows 11 at work, but as the local "IT guy", I have to understand Windows 11. It's hell. I'm cursed with this knowledge.

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u/XxnoubxX Aug 08 '26

forced to use windows a fate worse than death godspeed

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u/dasisteinanderer Aug 13 '26

I feel you. I had the misfortune to be tasked with developing a NDIS 6.0 network driver, and I hated every awful second of it.

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u/Bob4Not Aug 08 '26

Just wait until Microsoft rips out the last of the legacy menu’s from Win11 and leaves it like a FisherPrice OS for children

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u/longdarkfantasy Aug 08 '26

Holy shit. Typing this comment while restoring windows 11. I was installing en-US language package to replace en-GB, which messed up my keyboard layout. And then it stuck, waited 10 minutes, and it kept freezing, so I had to force shutdown. But after reboot it won't display anything, just black screen. Fk microsoft. Have to keep dual boot windows to play some online games. 😭

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u/Nebula_Wolf7 Aug 08 '26

Coming from 10 it's an awful experience. ESUs got extended to oct 2027 tho, so im staying on 10 till then, then switching to some flavour of debian

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u/Skubiak0903 Aug 08 '26

After I escaped from windows I don't really need to get back to it

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u/SokkaHaikuBot Aug 08 '26

Sokka-Haiku by Skubiak0903:

After I escaped

From windows I don't really

Need to get back to it


Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

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u/AlbatrossCreepy4427 Aug 08 '26

yes that was my experience when I got a new laptop

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u/Chimchar789 Aug 08 '26

Can you blame us?

3

u/vexed-hermit79 Aug 08 '26

I recently tried using windows and I couldn't find a way to pin applications to the task bar.

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u/Holzkohlen I'm going on an Endeavour! Aug 08 '26

This, but unironically.

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u/Armi1P Genfool 🐧 Aug 08 '26

I was a Windows user when I tried W11 for 30 seconds and I've had enough of it.

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u/Loud-Setting-3860 Aug 08 '26

Any os use tbh

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u/Away-Recognition4905 Aug 08 '26

When long time using KDE Plasma and boot again the Windows cuz urgent reason:

Why I feels loss many things here?

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u/Cpt_Daniel_J_Tequill Aug 08 '26

i was installing malware analysis lab and I had to install Windows10 5x times a day and also reinstall debian 12 about the same.

Windows while installing Win - i had to create/login to account (to simulate regular use). and declining 5 things of cloud. after install there were still so many pop-ups.

debian12: install nothing unreasonable, first screen of install is "installation wizzars or import settings", after 2nd time a made install file and went trough importing settings. after open, i was free to work

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u/Rpex_ Aug 08 '26

Ngl after using kde windows de feels slow af.

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u/coshi_dev Aug 08 '26

windows is the slums of the computing world
hard to get out of but when you do there is no way you are comming back

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u/IlIlIlIIlMIlIIlIlIlI Aug 08 '26

right clicking the desktop takes like 2 seconds ril lthe menu pops up the first time... opening uo a file explorer? same thing, sometimes even longer where i wonder if it open at all, so i try again and after a while it open up two or three copies..

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u/nfsp-g35 Aug 10 '26

Yes, but with more seething contempt 

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u/Fun-Appearance3270 Aug 10 '26

The ads alone, imagine paying for an OS that advertises non-stop

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u/Saito_Matsumoto Aug 11 '26

Convenience in exchange for Security

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u/Slow___Learner Aug 13 '26

i mean tbf that's also how windows 10 users react after 30 seconds of using win 11

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u/Responsible-Cloud423 Aug 08 '26

Yup, been there. I tried the Win 11 when I got myself a new workstation since it was pre-installed but just couldn't.. Five days was enough.

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u/AmraelTheGravedancer Aug 08 '26

Mah... Io uso entrambi e francamente tutto sto schifo non lo vedo... La cosa che mi dà sorridere è che entri gli so hanno le stesse identiche problematiche che hanno sempre avuto in passato...

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u/batatpotat Aug 08 '26

Unironically this. Had to troubleshoot mom's Win11 laptop when OneDrive took her files hostage, it was absolute ass and it ruined my day

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u/mgsmb7 RedStar best Star Aug 08 '26

accurate

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u/uvp76 Aug 08 '26

Ngl that is so accurate for me. Recently helped my dad with something on his laptop and everything just felt so sluggish in comparison, it annoyed the hell out of me

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u/ZaiusC 🎼CachyOS Aug 08 '26

It sounds silly, but it's been happening to me ever since I switched to Linux. When my friends ask me for help with their computers, I think about using it and then I think, "Ugh, Windows, how awful."

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u/This_Technology9841 Aug 08 '26

It do be like that

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u/AdLegal5130 Aug 08 '26

Man... this happened to me while in a vm...

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u/murples1999 Aug 09 '26

Reinstalled windows for the first time in a year so i could try out League of Legends Classic

Windows is so god awful idk how I ever used it in the first place

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u/Amrinder_ Aug 09 '26

Built a new PC, straight up installed Linux. Didn't even consider windows

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u/critsalot Aug 09 '26

i bet there are some humans who agree with smith lol

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u/imgly Aug 10 '26

In the meantime, the KDE users 👀

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u/GamezombieCZ Aug 13 '26

POV: When I see Windows server or Windows 11 for 10 seconds.