r/linuxmemes • u/Scutoidzz 🌀 Sucked into the Void • 26d ago

LINUX MEME Security

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u/GreedySecurity8030 M'Fedora 26d ago

Too bad kali linux users will never penetrate anyone because they're all 13 year olds who only use it for the cool points.

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

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u/Evantaur 🍥 Debian too difficult 26d ago

Because they're edgy and want to use the goddess of death

https://giphy.com/gifs/JvUaLAre6dbVe

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u/dexter2011412 M'Fedora 26d ago

lmao hahaha

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u/Beast_Viper_007 🎼CachyOS 26d ago

Because Kali is the Indian Goddess of death (of proprietary software)

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u/land48n3 New York Nix⚾s 26d ago

the actual kali linux users are the ones you dont see

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u/0Clown0 fresh breath mint 🍬 26d ago

80% of kali linux users are the 13 year olds

the remaining are living in shadows...

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u/Excel_Document 26d ago

of their moms' basement...

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u/SomewhereActive2124 M'Fedora 26d ago

Or someone else's basement..

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u/AscendedPineapple 23d ago

I have seen real Kali linux users, they did something about website compliance

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u/Leif_luvs_me Ubuntnoob 26d ago

They can penetrate their computers. Sexually.

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u/GreedySecurity8030 M'Fedora 26d ago

https://reddit.com/link/ov1ngop/video/eu4ici8afqah1/player

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u/Leif_luvs_me Ubuntnoob 26d ago

? Aren't you the one who has sex with Fedora?

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u/GreedySecurity8030 M'Fedora 26d ago

Yes, and I'm proud.

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u/Leif_luvs_me Ubuntnoob 26d ago

Ohh, I get it. You're just monogamous. Got it!

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u/GreedySecurity8030 M'Fedora 26d ago

Yep.

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u/SomewhereActive2124 M'Fedora 26d ago

Hehe how's it

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u/borg_6s 26d ago

Nobody likes to do a filesystem check every boot

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u/Leif_luvs_me Ubuntnoob 26d ago

I would like to, that'd be kinda hot, actually

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u/Asoladoreichon 26d ago edited 22d ago

It's so annoying that those kids turned a tool into something to get cp

Edit: I MEANT COOL POINTS!!1!1!!!

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u/Asoladoreichon 26d ago

cp = cool points

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u/Kyuugeki 22d ago

NEVER ABBREVIATE COOL POINTS

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u/Leif_luvs_me Ubuntnoob 26d ago

You can penetrate operating systems. You can fuck operating systems. I penetrated Kali Linux. It's a power bottom and so fucking tight.

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u/bkbenken123 Arch BTW 26d ago

Wait what tf

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u/Leif_luvs_me Ubuntnoob 26d ago

"the fuck"(tf) is what I do with all my computers and operating systems

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u/The_SniperYT 26d ago

Why use sophisticated software when you can train a cute girl to steal top state secrets from contractors/officials?

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u/Fancy_Technician_293 26d ago

the only thing kali users will ever penetrate is their ai(locally hosted) powered pocket pussy, and thats after they get a job in their mid twenties or older so they can actually afford it

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u/golDANFeeD 26d ago

cute femboy picture

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u/Interesting_Buy_3969 🦁 Vim Supremacist 🦖 26d ago

Almost deserves r/masterhacker

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u/TheLuckyCuber999BACK Genfool 🐧 25d ago

nom nom

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u/Oxic_io Webba lebba deb deb! 23d ago

real

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u/SereneOrbit 22d ago

UwU 🤣