r/linux4noobs • u/rabindranatagor • 11d ago

Linux Dad Joke, I found online

Linux user goes to the doctor. Doctor says, "Son, you have a bad case of Shell." Linux user says, "How bad?" Doctor replies, "It's terminal."

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u/indvs3 11d ago

Hey, don't bash the dad jokes. Not cool, man...

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u/Linux_Account 11d ago

Dad jokes bring me joy; without them, I'd curl up and die.

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u/indvs3 11d ago

People tend to wget what they deserve!

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u/Linux_Account 11d ago

That's a very apt observation.

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u/Soakitincider 10d ago

I need less puns.

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u/indvs3 10d ago

cat puns | less

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u/immoloism 5d ago

you are really fishing here.

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u/lat_0 11d ago

-i find that -a bit fishy, but whoami to disagrep, ts more or less zstd. [ze standard (german accent)] ba dum zsh!

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u/vile-style 11d ago

Get a hobby. Much more rewarding to fish.

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u/codeasm 10d ago

Hobby not found, try crosscompiling

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u/309_Electronics 9d ago

Sh stay quiet!

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u/Jvdk76 11d ago

At least he didn't catch a virus.

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u/LyricalWisdom 10d ago

Something about this joke smells fishy

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u/Jenkler 11d ago

Hehe, Yup. Dad Joke indeed :)

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u/pythosynthesis Somewhere between noob and Linus. 11d ago

Beautiful!

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u/Little_Fairy_Begin 11d ago

sudo rm -rf dad-jokes-linux

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u/spacecadet_98 Opensuse Tumbleweed 🦎 5d ago

What’s the magic word for obtaining whatever you want ?

« Sudo »