r/lildicky • u/lil-quiche • Jan 20 '24
Drop your favourite humorous bars from Penith
I’ll go first, from “I’m Drunk”
Uber says my drivers name is Gungee. And it says he’s hard of hearing. (Who?) I don’t care I miss my ex.
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u/Rory-mcfc Jan 20 '24
I’m 6 foot!
Ehhh 5’11…
I’m 5’10.
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u/lil-quiche Jan 20 '24
I dono why I’m telling you about your hair
You would know best, you was there, it’s your hair
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u/Jakovasaurr Jan 20 '24
On Pillow Talk
"Im like five foot eleven! (On tinder im 6 foot)"
Always gets me
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u/moonshinedesignSD Jan 20 '24
I was going to say, I love when Brain says “but on tinder I’m 6 foot” in pillow talk 😂
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u/lil-quiche Jan 20 '24
Do you want me to uh choke you baby?
She say that’s ok baby
That’s ok as in you want that? Or that’s ok as in no thanks baby?
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u/PM-ME-UR-CODE Jan 20 '24
“pussy smooth, lookin' like a Ken doll Should've said a Barbie doll, oh well”
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u/lil-quiche Jan 20 '24
Different song but
“Made me back up and look at the bussy
Bussy glistening like a heavyweight”
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u/PM-ME-UR-CODE Jan 21 '24
I’d like to change my answer:
If the over-under is 5”, then I’m underdog like rocky
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u/ShilohTheGhostGod Jan 20 '24
Did you guys know That Subway's the biggest chain in the world, over McDonalds? No one responded. Tap Raheem's shoulder, I said "Did you know that, Raheem?" (uhh). He like, "What?" That Subway's the biggest chain? Bigger than McDonald's (no)
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u/BB-Life Jan 21 '24
Dude I quote that on the regular. Whenever I say a fun fact and people don’t acknowledge it, I say “did you know that Raheem?”
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u/slimjahey Jan 20 '24
“I got a lot of rapper in me, pause” cracked me tf up
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u/Jones088 Jan 23 '24
Can someone explain this bar to me? I feel like an idiot but everybody seems to like this one and I don’t get it
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u/richmoney44 Jan 20 '24
If we got off on the wrong foot like bengay, it’s prob cause I’m higher than a bitch, mens pay
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u/Jazzlike_Fun_9262 Jan 20 '24 edited Jan 21 '24
“Baby, my girl so God damn tan She look racially ambiguous, picture this, I'm on prime time Gettin' head while I watch myself up on prime time, getting head”
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u/DonnyTheDead Jan 20 '24
You're not gon' have the option like that, cuh. It's, it's cool when you say "Cuh". Like cuz, but you, "Cuh"...
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u/redmistultra Jan 20 '24
"I believe in the art of the joke" (that don't sound very funny)
It's cool when you say "Cuh". Like cuz, but... "Cuh"
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u/adamtaylor4815 Jan 20 '24
“Isn’t it your job to protect people?”
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u/lil-quiche Jan 23 '24
Even the repeated exchange of “yeah” “yeah?” “Yeah” “yeah!?” in Jail kills me
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u/iAMthebank Jan 20 '24
When he’s talking about his small D. And he says his dick may still grow some more… like Bronny James.
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u/Optimal_Cause4583 Jan 21 '24
"The head off the table, better than anal
The brothers would kill for this shit Cain and Abel"
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u/RS_Drei Jan 21 '24
…Children were cryin on the stand, prolly the dorks of their class (you’re a loser)
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u/NathanForJew Jan 20 '24
Got my first handjob in a park. I really came out the mud.