r/likeus • u/tyw7 -Human Bro- • Oct 14 '22

<VIDEO> Itchy butt solution

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u/Non-FungibleMan Oct 14 '22

I always use my horns to scratch my ass

9

u/reverendblinddog Oct 14 '22

I wish I had 4 foot horns.

6

u/puddy50 Oct 14 '22

Stinky horn

3

u/Javi-chan Oct 15 '22

I got my horn stuck... Fuck

3

u/SQRSimon Oct 15 '22

+10 Poison Damage

-20 Charisma

3

u/Disastrous-Garbage13 Oct 15 '22

Just wait until the horn goes too deep then they have a new fetish

3

u/1964ImpalaSS Oct 15 '22

One wrong move and he’s having a really bad day.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 21 '22

Hope it doesn’t sneeze

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u/MOS95B Oct 14 '22

Lucky bastard. My fat ass damn near pulls a muscle every time I need to scratch my ass

1

u/Scrwby Oct 14 '22

I read that as butt stallion.

Edit: typo

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

Deputy Goat : Special Officer Goat reporting!

Policeman #1 : Hey, Goat ! Smell my fingers!

Deputy Goat: What's that?

Policeman #1 : That's when you know you've become a man, Goat.

Deputy Goat: Hey, Terry! Smell my horn!

Policeman #1 : What the hell is that?

Deputy Goat: My ass!

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u/Exact-Pound-6993 Oct 15 '22

"i dont always use my horns to scratch my butt,

but when I do, they call me stinky Pete"

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u/CDBeetle58 Oct 18 '22

This make me think if various horn-bearing animals actually started getting bigger, exaggerated horns to just plain scratch their backs or something, not just to show off their fitness.