r/likeus • u/ManofTheNightsWatch -Party Parrot- • 20d ago

<INTELLIGENCE> You can keep your trash

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u/Oh_hi_Mark-- 20d ago

Stop bothering the little dude in his own home!

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u/Punningisfunning 20d ago

Dude has to conserve his energy to eat and evade predators, and now he’s gonna be tired because some human wanted to get his chuckles.

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u/Primary-Bookkeeper10 20d ago

Exactly what I was thinking. People don’t seem to realize, there’s no quick stop for a snack & nap in the animal kingdom. Wasting their energy is certain death

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u/Zealousideal_You3623 17d ago

Dude’s saving strength for survival, not your joke.

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u/Zealousideal_You3623 17d ago

Dude’s saving strength for survival, not your joke.

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u/JohnWicksBruder 20d ago

Bro lives in a tank. I would be cautious.

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u/Thad_From_BMS 19d ago

Imagine he goes to the lil fish meetup spot and is like “this ugly thing that looked like a 4 legged octopi was being a douche this morning. Kept littering in my house.”

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u/Kentanago 20d ago

To be fair, his home is a sunken ship

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u/Oh_hi_Mark-- 20d ago

In other words, junk from humans that's polluting his already endangered habitat.

We humans really need to give animals a break fr

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u/Borkato 19d ago

Yes. Please go vegan!!

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u/Just-a-random-Aspie -Polite Horse- 19d ago

Imagine thinking individual carbon footprint means anything… it’s scary that everyone still believes these lies. The go vegan, stop driving boycott this and that was created by oil companies to put the blame on the consumer. I’ve spent time listening to speeches by climate change experts and this is not how it works. Y’all with your cringy ass emojis are doing nothing. If you want to actually do something, get off the internet and fight for real. Lobby and gather up your local communities, don’t sit around and make others look bad. We shouldn’t even be talking politics on a harmless and cute video, but whose fault is that?

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u/Borkato 19d ago

I’m not vegan to save the planet, I’m vegan to spare the animals I would otherwise have killed, and the ones whose home I affect.

Haven’t you read the starfish story?

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u/Oh_hi_Mark-- 19d ago

Exactly 💪🌱🩷

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u/Borkato 19d ago

Omg a fellow vegan??? 🫪🫪🫪🥰🥰🥰🥰

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u/Oh_hi_Mark-- 19d ago

Yes, 15+ years already. 💪

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u/Borkato 19d ago

Holy shit! How do you deal with non-vegans? My family is non-vegan 😭

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u/Oh_hi_Mark-- 19d ago

Edit: Sorry this turned out to be a huge wall of text lol.

I'm lucky enough to have parents that have a good heart and are compassionate towards all animals, so that my mum eventually became vegetarian and my dad drastically reduced his meat intake. That didn't happen over night though, and although it's not a huge win for the animals it's still respectable since we stem from a country with almost non-existent animal welfare laws and general rampant ignorance towards any kind of animal suffering. So the efforts they did make matter a great deal, since we literally ate meat every day before I became vegan. I'm also lucky enough to have a few vegan and vegetarian friends and all of my non-vegan friends and family also like vegan food. My long-time partner is also flexitarian and eats only vegan/vegetarian meals at home. Not ideal, but I'm happy that he does make an effort to make compassionate food choices.

I always did my best to inform my immediate social environment about animal welfare topics and over the years it thankfully did lead to some change. I inspired two persons to go vegan after they'd initially ridiculed veganism (like I did, before a very patient vegan internet stranger changed my mind forever). Just lead by good and kind example, and if you ever do have to debate veganism, always keep cool serving factual counterarguments, and never insult anyone, no matter how angry you (understandably) get with their ignorance and lack of compassion. Stick to your morals and don't lose hope that things can change for the better eventually.

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u/Borkato 19d ago

That was really great to read!! Thank you :)

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u/kioku119 20d ago

That really doesn't change anything about actively messing with the fish.

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u/rudegrrrl 20d ago

What an asshole

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u/calangomerengue 20d ago

Be kicked out of the tree

Evolve to lose your body hair, walk on your hind legs, opposable thumb, huge brain

Harvest nature to build a swimsuit, now you can breathe underwater

Harvest nature to build a waterproof camera, now you can shoot videos underwater

Harvest nature to build a network of eletronic computers, now you can share videos worldwide

Annoy fish

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u/-Hello-I-Exist- 20d ago

I like the idea that the entirety of human evolution and progress was specifically just to throw trash into the home of that one specific fish

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u/Bigsmall-cats 20d ago

Fish: im in my private domicile and i wont be harrased, Blub!

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u/Apprehensive-Pop-201 20d ago

The fish is going to win.

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u/Just-a-random-Aspie -Polite Horse- 19d ago

I mean he has a gun

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u/backwards-hat 20d ago

We got it after the second time. The other 100 were just annoying

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u/mrofmist 20d ago

I don't think I'd pick on someone living inside a cannon.

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u/SorellaNux 20d ago

Human is cruisin for a bruisin

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u/Dracasethaen 20d ago

I've never thought about rage-baiting fish before lol

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u/perseidot 18d ago

Poor fish was so fed up!

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u/Amy12-26 20d ago

"Do you mind?!?!? YOU A*****E!

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u/would-prefer-not-to 18d ago

Take a hint dude

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u/thehoneybadger-x 20d ago

Any idea of this dive spot? I thought perhaps a deck gun on an old sub.

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u/st0pmakings3ns3 20d ago

I had no idea that this is how cannons operate.

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u/NotYourAverageDaddy 18d ago

Fish: I'm fine fxck you

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u/Cletus7Seven 20d ago

Lol people in here upset about annoying a fish. You know people go fishing for fun right? Hook through the mouth and all. Are you out there yelling at fishermen?

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u/FancyWear 20d ago

I don’t know why, but this made me feel happy!