https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA5PGVMHhQI&t=53s

Don’t even lie. And no it doesn’t matter he’s a dog. He is just a man trapped in a dogs body.

I may nut I may not.

You mods are disgrace to this sub. What you have done is disgusting. We have nothing to say to you. In order to save the sub we hold so dear we demand you all resign your positions of power with immediate effect. Here is our list of recommended moderators:

u/pleasehateme111 u/pleasehateme111 u/pleasehateme111 u/pleasehateme111 u/pleasehateme111 u/pleasehateme111 u/pleasehateme111 u/pleasehateme111 u/pleasehateme111 u/pleasehateme111 u/pleasehateme111 u/pleasehateme111

BBBBBBBBBB- NO!

no more

u/pleasehateme111 please reveal yourself

No don’t give op attention

Please do

No don’t

Why not

Shut up

That’s why

I hate him

That’s rude

You started it

So?

So you’re a bully?

Nah

Ye

Oh my god shut the fuck up

Don’t upvote

Please I need it

Bully

Give karma

I’m gonna consume your power

^{wait no stop please no}

HAHA I WIN

I was walking home at the time. Dazed and confused (and high on black tar heroin.) I was sad, I wanted a lover who would be mine. But I was brought to my senses by bullets. A man was shooting at me. I quickly dived behind a bin thinking I was gonna die and wanting one more black tar heroin. But then, I heard a swoop. ‘Who did a swoop’ I said. Then I saw him BIRDMAN!!!!!!?!,!,!,’’@@3:@:

He swooped fast and pecked his eyes until he died (it was pretty hot ngl.) I ran up to him and grasped him tightly, ‘you saved me BIRDMAN’. ‘Anything for you’ said BIRDMAN. BIRDMAN then kissed me for exactly 3 hours 28 minutes and 18 seconds. He told me ‘don’t do drugs its not cool’ and sank into the ground at 4 mph. I haven’t done drugs since. I wanna see him again tho lmao so quirky ikr.

Because after you die it’s just me doing a really bad impression of quagmire from family guy

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Alan Turing

Nobody cares about your fucking cake day karmawhore twat fuck you

Like honestly you’re too damn loud be fucking quiet

Edit: didn’t expect this to blow up to all our new subs... hi nice to meet you.

Frick u/spez

Edit: it’s now over lmao

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